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Just now, Okie State said:

It's amazing how many of these fools believe Trump is a friend. How gullible can you be?

Apparently, overdosing on Trump semen can cause such delusions.  These idiots don't even bother to wipe their chin before praising him.

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Anybody remember when Trump used to call Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas"?  I do.  I assume "Sitting Bull" or similar is incoming for good old Markwayne Mullins.

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2 minutes ago, Derka said:

lmao

 

Maybe one of the worst parts of this whole MAGA movement bullshit is that it has presented us with a cascade of women that no reasonable man would put his dick in.  WTF?  That's just fucked up.  

"Make American Men Indiscriminately Horny Again."  A bit long to put on a hat, but a slogan's a slogan.

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average maga woman:
•surgically mutilated face by the age of 25
•iq/personality of miss teen south carolina 
•morals/soul of cersei lannister
•loves morgan wallen
seriously, wtf man, i’d rather get with those hairy legged hippies down in austin than these morally corrupt, cosmetically altered, christofascist barbies they keep pumping out in magaland. 

Harry legged hippies won’t ignore the balls and probably have great weed.
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2 hours ago, Derka said:

surgically mutilated face by the age of 25

This is like the most bizarre part. They make themselves absolute freak shows.

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1 hour ago, G650 said:

This is like the most bizarre part. They make themselves absolute freak shows.

Yeah I really don't get it. I hated the duck lips on Facebook like 10 years ago. Now everyone has gross lip filler

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1 hour ago, G650 said:

This is like the most bizarre part. They make themselves absolute freak shows.

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

Yeah I really don't get it. I hated the duck lips on Facebook like 10 years ago. Now everyone had gross lip filler

And it adds 10 or more years to their faces.

Doc Brown GIF by Back to the Future Trilogy

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7 hours ago, Derka said:

average maga woman:

•surgically mutilated face by the age of 25

•iq/personality of miss teen south carolina 

•morals/soul of cersei lannister

•loves morgan wallen

seriously, wtf man, i’d rather get with those hairy legged hippies down in austin than these morally corrupt, cosmetically altered, christofascist barbies they keep pumping out in magaland. 

Jurassic Park Ian Malcom GIF

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I really don't know much about Don Bacon, but he or his staff are fighting people on the internet, lol.

 

As someone who has trolled Bacon many times, that really doesn't sound like him.  The most likely possibility is that a staffer went rogue.  It's also possible a consultant suggested putting more bite into his social media as part of a Presidential run - because Trump redefined what "Presidential" is.   

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23 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

And?  ...what are we not understanding & what is on fire there in the lower L?

It's a light that says fuck trump, I can tell because of the pixels 

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4 hours ago, seven said:

It's a light that says fuck trump, I can tell because of the pixels 

I thought it was the missing Russian from the Pine Barrens. 

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9 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

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"We can't even use the 25th Amendment because JD 'Just Dance' Vance is too busy with "The Couch" and would probably be worse."  This is the line that broke me.

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6 hours ago, seven said:

It's a light that says fuck trump, I can tell because of the pixels 

Correct.  "Fuck Trump"

Don't know if it was a librul at war with Christmas or a farmer who realized he's been had.

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46 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I know I have been wanting a ballroom in the white house for ages.  Having luxurious parties with very rich donors throwing around cash to our elected officials has been at the top of my wish list.

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6 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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I finally watched One Battle After Another this weekend. Despite knowing better, a couple of times during the movie I had a kneejerk "lazy author, there's no subtlety or nuance to Sean Penn's character and there's obviously nobody like that in real life" response when Sean Penn was on screen. So thank you for this, somehow we all still periodically need a reminder that these people are worse and dumber than anyone could possibly imagine. 

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1 minute ago, Snake Diggity said:

Kash Patel’s face is always the quintessence of insecurity.  Motherfucker ALWAYS has that “please don’t find out” look.

It's a face of total panic, even when at rest. 

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3 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Kash Patel’s face is always the quintessence of insecurity.  Motherfucker ALWAYS has that “please don’t find out” look.

Kash is one of MANY people in this admin who -- if we lived in sane, before-times -- if you showed his resume with ideologically identifying info slightly modified (e.g., instead of "right wing podcaster with 10,000 subscribers" or whatnot, just "podcaster with 10,000 subscribers"), 99% of people would read it and conclude "yeah.....this dude isn't even qualified to manage a KFC franchise."

And here he is, director of the entire fucking FBI.  Utterly unqualified losers, who you wouldn't hire to run a goddamned dry cleaners or food truck, and they are in seats of incredible power and responsibility.  It's a dipshitocracy writ large.

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