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31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

WTF are you assholes talking about?  Tuesday is the day we eat the birds.  Fuck outta here with meatball sandwiches.

Costco sells some lovely chicken meatballs

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This may be the best laid out description of exactly how we got to this point following the New Deal and just how badly we're being fucked by this racist kleptocracy.

Every American should have it pounded into their brains once a week for the rest of their lives. 

 

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16 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

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And also requires regular cognitive tests like being able to identify a dog vs a cat (or whatever it is). 

5 hours ago, Pancho said:


 

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And this is the future for the GOP - Trump's supporters will come for you whether you were supportive or not. 

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

There's an argument to be made that he's already BEEN pardoned.

"I further direct the Attorney General to pursue dismissal with prejudice to the government of all pending indictments against individuals for their conduct related to the events at or near the United States Capitol on January 6, 2021."

This language has been used, BY THE TRUMP DOJ, to conclude that even J 6-adjacent crimes (such as separate firearms offenses found in searches of homes of J 6ers etc.) have been pardoned.

If I was his attorney, I would absolutely argue that he's already been pardoned by Trump.

Not a lawyer but I'd bet it works. If Trump has any say in who is prosecuting then the case has no chance.

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

WTF are you assholes talking about?  Tuesday is the day we eat the birds.  Fuck outta here with meatball sandwiches.

You mean Taco Tuesday?

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10 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

wait, Kash/Bondi already said he had extremist beliefs.  Are they now going to now walk that back? Popcorn gif

You think one of the United States' esteemed "journalists" will ask the question?

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1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

 

This may be the best laid out description of exactly how we got to this point following the New Deal and just how badly we're being fucked by this racist kleptocracy.

Every American should have it pounded into their brains once a week for the rest of their lives. 

 

I love a good explainer but I don't have the attention span to sit still for 54 minutes looking at someone with a cold sore.  Cliff notes?

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6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You think one of the United States' esteemed "journalists" will ask the question?

"Do you think Biden's stealing of the 2020 election led him to these actions?"

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47 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I love a good explainer but I don't have the attention span to sit still for 54 minutes looking at someone with a cold sore.  Cliff notes?

It sucks and we're fucked.

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53 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I love a good explainer but I don't have the attention span to sit still for 54 minutes looking at someone with a cold sore.  Cliff notes?

It's mainly just bringing receipts to pants the chamber of commerce types who continually assert any sort of public service is socialism. TLDR - say adios to social security and business regulations 

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4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



WAIT ... WTF?  

Hahahaha see that's how you exploit the motherfucker. Trump will give them whatever the fuck they want. 

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wish someone would just call him a fucking loser. which is all he is. 

he only wins in a country of dumbasses. 

and gets all the goddamn wealth and opportunities from the hard work of previous generations.

FIFA fuck me. one of the only orgs in the world potentially more corrupt than our federal government. 

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5 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

 

Goddamn, the bar mitzvah comment is fucking BULLSEYE.  And not a cool bar mitzvah, but one for a super-spoiled rich 13 year old boy who thinks that all the celebration that day really DOES mean he's the biggest baddest dude alive.

But his older cousin Rachel, from New York?  Out on the dance floor having a good time?  How YOU doin'?

Sorry, went to a few bar mitzvahs back in the day, and I knew what was up.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Goddamn, the bar mitzvah comment is fucking BULLSEYE.  And not a cool bar mitzvah, but one for a super-spoiled rich 13 year old boy who thinks that all the celebration that day really DOES mean he's the biggest baddest dude alive.

for any fans of Community out there that comment immediately made me think of the episode where howie schwartz has a bar mitzvah and he wins countless awards such as “best math student” and “most handsome boy”. because that’s exactly what this was today- a truly pathetic ego stroke for the president of the united states of america.

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1 hour ago, Captainant said:

It's mainly just bringing receipts to pants the chamber of commerce types who continually assert any sort of public service is socialism. TLDR - say adios to social security and business regulations 

Always argued those points with my old man who talked shit about socialism but never complained about cashing his social security checks. 

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21 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This photo captured Trump's essence as POTUS perfectly. The "I can't believe you suckers and losers actually bought my bullshit" look. 

I thought it was “where am I and why are these people clapping and did I just shit my pants, where is Ivanka!  Wait, no I’m married to Marla!”

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32 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

One of my cousins who is a full on Trumpkin posted this on FB, unironically.

 

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What’s particularly galling is the ignorance of where Voltaire’s sympathies lay.  

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8 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Sorry for the aside, but need to get this off my chest somewhere. 

Was in the car with my 8 year old yesterday afternoon and we were talking about Christmas plans. I was about to bring up what he wanted from Santa, but paused. and asked him if he believes in Santa Claus. He immediately said no, that he came to that conclusion a while ago. For a second I thought "that's kind of a bummer" but then realized I was happy about it. 

We don't live in a world anymore where that fantasy is healthy for kids to hold on to IMO. We are in a post-fact world, being gaslit and fed lies from this entire presidential administration and online through social media and other avenues on a hourly basis. Fucking AI has infiltrated everything too, making it difficult for people (especially children) to know what's real or not. Trump's America is a fucking disaster. 

When we were growing up, we lived in a truth-based environment, or at least it was perceived that way from all of society. So Santa Claus was a fun thing to dream about and believe in. But truth is almost dead. I'm spitting nothing but hard facts to my child so he can live a life that is genuine and moral and real. IMO that's how we should "protect" them moving forward. 

 

Honestly, what is the difference between Santa and Christ?  Both require faith to keep them real in most minds, and the naughty or nice list is basically a scoreboard of how you are doing on the Love Thy Neighbor instruction.  Why is Santa child's play while Jesus is so many adults guide to the proper afterlife?  Why do we say it's good to tell a kid Santa isn't real, but you get burned at the stake if you try to tell a kid that Jesus is a myth too?

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19 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

Honestly, what is the difference between Santa and Christ?  Both require faith to keep them real in most minds, and the naughty or nice list is basically a scoreboard of how you are doing on the Love Thy Neighbor instruction.  Why is Santa child's play while Jesus is so many adults guide to the proper afterlife?  Why do we say it's good to tell a kid Santa isn't real, but you get burned at the stake if you try to tell a kid that Jesus is a myth too?

Then you have the Easter Bunny who tries to thread the needle between the other two. Fucking crazy shit, man.

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20 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

Honestly, what is the difference between Santa and Christ?  Both require faith to keep them real in most minds, and the naughty or nice list is basically a scoreboard of how you are doing on the Love Thy Neighbor instruction.  Why is Santa child's play while Jesus is so many adults guide to the proper afterlife?  Why do we say it's good to tell a kid Santa isn't real, but you get burned at the stake if you try to tell a kid that Jesus is a myth too?

I can remember when I was about six asking my mom "The whole Jesus thing is just like Santa right? Like at some point you're gonna tell me that it's just all made up for kids?".

Mom did not appreciate that too much. 

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1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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You know the stories where they let the special needs kids score a touchdown because he's super sweet, and he's never missed a practice, and he's always positive? So they give him a play and the other team lets him score, and everyone goes home feeling good because it made the kid feel good and it didn't hurt anybody. 

Yeah. America is the special needs kid. Except America is pretty much an spoiled brat that hasn't done one good thing the entire season. And they're letting our most special needs kid score a touchdown hoping that'll keep him from destroying the classroom tomorrow. 

 

Narrator: He's going to destroy the classroom anyway. 

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50 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

Honestly, what is the difference between Santa and Christ?  Both require faith to keep them real in most minds, and the naughty or nice list is basically a scoreboard of how you are doing on the Love Thy Neighbor instruction.  Why is Santa child's play while Jesus is so many adults guide to the proper afterlife?  Why do we say it's good to tell a kid Santa isn't real, but you get burned at the stake if you try to tell a kid that Jesus is a myth too?

30 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Then you have the Easter Bunny who tries to thread the needle between the other two. Fucking crazy shit, man.

If you all are not raising your kids to have a healthy respect/fear of the Norse Gods, you’re doing it wrong.

Although it can be awkward when you are having a meal at the local Presbyterian or Baptist church and your kids bust our with a prayer to Ægir (host of the feasts for the Gods), Andhrímnir (Chef of the Gods) and especially Sæhrímnir & Heiðrún (food and drinks for the Gods). Trying to explain it to the Christians there is threading a needle as the Christian kids are really interested, but the adults won’t invite you back. Some of the adults do think it’s funny and don’t believe your family until your kids produce a goat’s head as a symbolic offering.  You have to be really vague when asked where they got it from.

I can only imagine who or what @RDCanecutter taps into for his meal prayers/sacrifices.

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20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If you all are not raising your kids to have a healthy respect/fear of the Norse Gods, you’re doing it wrong.

Although it can be awkward when you are having a meal at the local Presbyterian or Baptist church and your kids bust our with a prayer to Ægir (host of the feasts for the Gods), Andhrímnir (Chef of the Gods) and especially Sæhrímnir & Heiðrún (food and drinks for the Gods). Trying to explain it to the Christians there is threading a needle as the Christian kids are really interested, but the adults won’t invite you back. Some of the adults do think it’s funny and don’t believe your family until your kids produce a goat’s head as a symbolic offering.  You have to be really vague when asked where they got it from.

I can only imagine who or what @RDCanecutter taps into for his meal prayers/sacrifices.

He goes Aztec. 

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On 12/2/2025 at 12:22 PM, Hank Kingsley said:

It's funny/weird that Mayor Pete has the easiest last name to make fun of and Trump just pronounces it exactly the way Pete's campaign marketed it. 

 

I always wondered how his name didn't get (intentionally) butchered into... Other names.

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On 12/2/2025 at 1:23 PM, SydneyCarton said:

I think Idaho has the largest concentration of white nationalists and literal nazi's versus anywhere else in the US.

 

That backlash almost certainly came from folks who don't live in Idaho, i'd wager. 

 

On 12/2/2025 at 1:34 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Also a bunch of super-anti-government types.  Even though they may applaud mass deportations of browns, they're probably not fans of bastropo gestapo either.

Puts them in something of a quandary.

Hold up.... It's Idaho.

"Largest concentration" and "a bunch"?

Nah.

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I can remember when I was about six asking my mom "The whole Jesus thing is just like Santa right? Like at some point you're gonna tell me that it's just all made up for kids?".

Mom did not appreciate that too much. 

You decided that Santa wasn’t real at 6 years old or younger?

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Holy fuck. 
 

On the day he receives the phony peace prize he also signed a document that removes Juneteenth and MLK days as free days at national parks. 

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8 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

Holy fuck. 
 

On the day he receives the phony peace prize he also signed a document that removes Juneteenth and MLK days as free days at national parks. 

And added his own birthday I think.  

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26 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

Holy fuck. 
 

On the day he receives the phony peace prize he also signed a document that removes Juneteenth and MLK days as free days at national parks. 

Fake news. He did the parks thing the day before. 

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1 hour ago, VABuckeye said:

Holy fuck. 
 

On the day he receives the phony peace prize he also signed a document that removes Juneteenth and MLK days as free days at national parks. 

I don't know what the point of doing this is, but I've been assured by some very serious people that it isn't racism. He is not racist, in fact people are saying how not racist he is. 

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2 hours ago, VABuckeye said:

Holy fuck. 
 

On the day he receives the phony peace prize he also signed a document that removes Juneteenth and MLK days as free days at national parks. 

 

hmm, wonder why they chose those two holidays ?

how long before they nuke milk jr day as a federal holiday ?



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