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Whether you're for or against these strikes, only Donald Trump is a big enough asshole to punch someone in the face and then immediately say, "Let's be friends."

He also doesn't understand Iranians even a little bit.  

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It's so insane that, of all people, Donald Trump has the sole power to decide when we go to war. Like if we were all waiting for Carrot Top or Mr. T to decide if we're gonna bomb someone or not. 

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I just made the mistake of mentioning this bombing while at my in-laws...I was happy watching CWS. Now it's faux outrage.

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Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, troph said:

this is Obama’s fault. Did I do that right?

#bothsides got dogwalked by Bibi into bombing Iran.  Great job burn it all down guys!

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6 minutes ago, troph said:

this is Obama’s fault. Did I do that right?

The blame is shared equally by Barack's tan suit, Michelle's shoulders, Hunter's laptop, and Hillary's emails.

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I’d just like to congratulate [mention=179]Anastasis[/mention]

Within a few days, he’ll find a way to spin this as a brilliant move, and it’s what he’s always wanted to happen, actually. At worst, he’ll say it could have been done better…but the regime still has his unwavering support, as it has all along. Give him some time.
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20 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It's so insane that, of all people, Donald Trump has the sole power to decide when we go to war. Like if we were all waiting for Carrot Top or Mr. T to decide if we're gonna bomb someone or not. 

Whoa! Catching strays outta nowhere! 
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Posted (edited)

"After these very successful attacks, I have now declared peace. We are at peace. Any response from Iran will be considered an act of war, which is illegal since I have declared peace. I said peace out loud very quickly. Have a lovely weekend!"

 

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Posted (edited)

Y’all remember a couple weeks ago when we were talking about Trump in the Epstein files? Yea me neither. Mission accomplished 

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Let's talk near-term practical issues.  What are the concerns for Americans traveling abroad in the next few weeks?  Speaking for a very very very close family member.

I'm not entirely sure Americans are less safe in western Europe than in the lower 48.

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Let's talk near-term practical issues.  What are the concerns for Americans traveling abroad in the next few weeks?  Speaking for a very very very close family member.

I'm not entirely sure Americans are less safe in western Europe than in the lower 48.

It's gonna be a lot of security theater but my guess the danger to Americans is not going to be noticeably higher unless you're in the region.

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He wanted to bomb somebody like he wanted a military parade. He’s been jonsing to show the world his dictatorship abilities so he could fit in with the assholes he associates with. What do you think about that Kim? Kim’s going to have to go after South Korea now. 
 

oh, and are we bringing asbestos back? Because it sure would be cool if we not only cut cancer research but then promoted cancer products. Maybe rollback smoking inside and any kind of cigarette bans. Wow. Probably won’t survive to see another election. 

Just now, Derka said:

 

His reply would be people voted for this, and they did. As did those that were indifferent. 

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7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Sad Samantha Bee GIF
 

This is your world, guy. Guys like you wanted chaos, and this is what chaos is.

Funny what it takes to get you to chime in. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Stupid people aren't capable of self-reflection. He will respond but not ever actually answer anything, not as a rhetorical tactic but because he isn't smart enough to formulate a coherent rebuttal.

Uh, I believe you didn't read the memo.  Ana is the smartest guy in the room.  Every toom.  Just ask him.

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6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Stupid people aren't capable of self-reflection. He will respond but not ever actually answer anything, not as a rhetorical tactic but because he isn't smart enough to formulate a coherent rebuttal.

Never seen you do anything but snipe from the side lines. 

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Posted
4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

The way I think it works or is supposed to work is the original text gets original intent, amended text gets original intent as of the time of the amendment.

Makes sense...  

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I’d have thought you’d be the one upset given your previous stances on military intervention.   Yet here you are with nothing negative to say about it.  Weird. 

Ana is the Jordan Peterson of Surly. Define “bomb.”
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7 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Stupid people aren't capable of self-reflection. He will respond but not ever actually answer anything, not as a rhetorical tactic but because he isn't smart enough to formulate a coherent rebuttal.

I have watched his routine for years now just like everyone else. Everything he does here is for attention. I do not know him or what his life outside of this board entails, but on here he clearly stakes out positions that will garner him attention. I am not going to go further than that right now because anything else I say will not be kind. Suffice it to say I am not a fan of what he does on here.

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7 hours ago, Derka said:

i’m watching the news right now and the us representative they have on just 100% earnestly said, “i was talking to theo von recently and he said he doesn’t know anyone who wants to get involved with this war in iran.”

we live in the most fucked up timeline. 

I think it’s time that we get you into elected office. I think most of Surly can get behind seeing you as a representative, state or national.

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