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Dec 12 - Trump rings opening bell

Dec 18 - Dow closes at 42,326

Everything Trump touches dies. 

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20 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Elmo killed a bill that had $190 million for a child cancer research program.

Children with cancer should pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

Signed,

The Pro-Life party

23 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Likelihood that the guy with the motorcycle helmet, gun, and crossbow on his door cam is Nick Fuentes?  95 percent.

I always think people put down their weapon when trying to kill someone right?

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Agree with this one 100%. The debt is unconscionably high, but the debt ceiling is the worst possible way to manage it. It served no function but to present catastrophic risk to the dollar, and by extension to the global economy.

I totally agree that the debt ceiling is ridiculous. However, I don’t think it’s politically prudent for the Senate to go along with the R negotiated package and that’s assuming they can even get it out of the House. There is no need to give a pass to Trump and the morons for the next 2 years. If you want to run the place, then be adults and do the responsible things.

If they can’t bring the Chip Roy’s of the world around, then the House and Senate Dems will give up significant leverage to impact legislation over the next 2 years.

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great job president musk ....

 

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

great job president musk ....

 

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18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

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a south african and indian deciding US social services is pure evil 

pure evil 

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

A bunch of us will be dead soon from polio anyway.

We should be so lucky. It’ll be kids that die from polio

41 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

great job president musk ....

 

 

While this is terrible news, even if it had passed, RFK would have taken a scalpel to this or shifted the funds because of some theory that pediatric cancer was caused by immunizations, therefore this money would better for raw milk subsidies or some other bullshit.

 

 

49 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

I totally agree that the debt ceiling is ridiculous. However, I don’t think it’s politically prudent for the Senate to go along with the R negotiated package and that’s assuming they can even get it out of the House. There is no need to give a pass to Trump and the morons for the next 2 years. If you want to run the place, then be adults and do the responsible things.

If they can’t bring the Chip Roy’s of the world around, then the House and Senate Dems will give up significant leverage to impact legislation over the next 2 years.

It’s irrelevant because they have nobody to negotiate with at the moment. Their best friend right now is Chip Roy. 

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3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

While this is terrible news, even if it had passed, RFK would have taken a scalpel to this or shifted the funds because of some theory that pediatric cancer was caused by immunizations, therefore this money would better for raw milk subsidies or some other bullshit.

 

 

 

curious if he's making decisions before or after riding the H 

Bwahahaha. Still blaming the Dems for their own incompetence. Never change, MAGA. And why would they. This shit works with the unwashed masses.

 

23 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Bwahahaha. Still blaming the Dems for their own incompetence. Never change, MAGA. And why would they. This shit works with the unwashed masses.

 

This is the way. And the downfall. 

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

Likelihood that the guy with the motorcycle helmet, gun, and crossbow on his door cam is Nick Fuentes?  95 percent.

 

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

I always think people put down their weapon when trying to kill someone right?

And leave one of their shoes untied.

Finally had the heart to look up how close the US house was for Dems. 7,310 votes across Iowa-1st, Pennsylvania-7th, and Colorado-8th.

5 hours ago, C-Man said:


Has this been discussed yet?

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It's hard to imagine why this asshole's next-door-neighbor decided to stomp his ass

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Bwahahaha. Still blaming the Dems for their own incompetence. Never change, MAGA. And why would they. This shit works with the unwashed masses.

 

It didn’t even get close to 218.  They blew up a bill they negotiated with Dems, then negotiated a new one with themselves, and blew that one up too.  Whatever.  Expected.  

5 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Eliminating the debt ceiling and removing it a suicide pill for nihilistic politicos is prudent. We have the dominant reserve currency—and the immense benefits of that status—because we do not default on our debts. 

They want destroy the dollar. Don’t you even crypto bro

6 hours ago, C-Man said:


Has this been discussed yet?

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A reminder that Roman emperors did not call themselves that (at least as we understand the word) and that they were persnickety about maintaining the trappings of republican rule.  They accumulated sets of existing and newly created offices, titles, and honorific and cobbled together the structure of imperial rule with the assent of the Senate. 

Rex come on bro you voted for trump

6 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

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I was talking to my friend DDD. Calm down bro. There’s something called an electorate. And, for all intents and purposes, he won a majority. 

And I am a fuckface. 

1 hour ago, hobbes2702 said:

They want destroy the dollar. Don’t you even crypto bro

Crypto is so last year. Memecoin is where it’s at. My niece’s unemployed husband told me so.

25 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Rex come on bro you voted for trump

I don’t think he’s lying when he says he didn’t vote for trump, but it’s odd to defend trump now as the better candidate in the election. Why wouldn’t he have voted for him if he was the better more electable choice? Truly a pair a ducks…

2 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Finally had the heart to look up how close the US house was for Dems. 7,310 votes across Iowa-1st, Pennsylvania-7th, and Colorado-8th.

Don’t worry your pretty head. It will all be over soon. 
 

Head on to heartache
Beware of the promises made
Head on to heartache
Steadfast to an early grave (Let them rot!)
Head on to heartache
Beware of the promises made
Head on to heartache
Steadfast to an early grave (Let them rot!)
Let them fucking rot!

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Children with cancer should pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

Signed,

The Pro-Life party

Well now this is indeed a conundrum for those stupid fucking rubes....

https://www.cnbctv18.com/world/russia-claims-breakthrough-in-cancer-treatment-with-mrna-vaccine-free-for-patients-by-2025-19526110.htm

I'm pretty sure mrna vaccines were frowned upon by the MAGAts. But if you tell them this life saving elixir can be extracted from the tip of putin's cock.....well now there's gonna need to be a lot of deep introspection in the GQP. And by a lot, I mean.......glug, glug, glug.

The Hill: Trump team affirms he’s leader of GOP amid ‘President Musk’ barbs

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“As soon as President Trump released his official stance on the CR [continuing resolution], Republicans on Capitol Hill echoed his point of view. President Trump is the leader of the Republican Party. Full stop,” said Karoline Leavitt, transition spokesperson for the Trump-Vance team, in a statement shared with The Hill.

Reminds me of that line from Tywin Lannister: "Any man who must say, 'I am the King', is no true king."

At what point will Elmo be named Chancellor of the United Federation of Right Wing States (of which the MAGA party will make the US a funding member). 

And as a follow-up, are you ready to swear an allegiance to said federation?

10 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Bwahahaha. Still blaming the Dems for their own incompetence. Never change, MAGA. And why would they. This shit works with the unwashed masses.

 

Whenever the Republicans have shut down the government, their attempts to blame it on the Democrats have never been successful. I don’t see why this time will be any different.

43 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

And as a follow-up, are you ready to swear an allegiance to said federation?

Do we get cool grey uniforms and get to go into space and kill bugs?

would you like to know more starship troopers GIF
 

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if not then yeah probably gonna be a no from me dawg… Especially if there’s no Carmen or Dizzy or full coed showers for absolutely no logical reason…

21 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Which is precisely why the lawsuit was filed in the first place.  In addition to being a financially wise choice (versus the cost of litigation and risk of a runaway Trumpy jury), it also reflects ABC choosing to "kiss the ring" rather than fight a good fight as the 4th estate against the incoming fascist regime.

This also reflects the danger of corporate consolidation of the media.  When Disney/Amazon/Murdoch enterprises is making decisions that affect journalism, you are no longer independent.

Good stuff. One thing though, the whole scenario is a bit emblematic of the whole "MSM" treatment of Trump.  On some occasions, overstate what is already bad enough about Trump (rape vs. sexual assault), on others just completely normalize him.  

I thought at the beginning of the Trump administration, the media was in a constant state of hysteria, often overstating the gravity of Trump's malfeasance.  Then, later, particularly as he was out of office, curiously understating his malignance.

Not that any of that really affected his base.  But, assuming there are people "reachable" about Trump (debatable in light of the election results) created a narrative that Trump was persecuted or over-harshly judged.

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Fuck you you fucker.

Fuck you you fucker.

Good. Do it.
And then, end it by passing a CR that fucks over the little guy, victims of disasters, farmers, kids with cancer. Do it.

The only way anything will ever improve is for the suffering to become excruciating. We need more of this. 1000x more.

The solution here is obvious. Stand alone bills. Vote them up, or vote them down on their own merits. The CR/omnibus whatever has just become a mechanism for institutionalized dysfunction, alternately used by the Rs and the Ds based on how the board is set at the moment. 

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Good. Do it.
And then, end it by passing a CR that fucks over the little guy, victims of disasters, farmers, kids with cancer. Do it.

The only way anything will ever improve is for the suffering to become excruciating. We need more of this. 1000x more.

 

But here's the thing:  the GOP would willingly embrace and pass a CR double whatever was tanked on Wednesday of this week after January 20, because reasons.  

 

 

 

Asking earnestly, why is the incoming admin who ran on slashing govt spending demanding the debt limit be removed?

58 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

The solution here is obvious. Stand alone bills. Vote them up, or vote them down on their own merits. The CR/omnibus whatever has just become a mechanism for institutionalized dysfunction, alternately used by the Rs and the Ds based on how the board is set at the moment. 

No one has time for that, when they have to campaign, and mock the other side. 

What has it been 20+ years since there was anything except a omnibus bill, the times they have changed. Just don't say line item veto or DJT and his lapdogs will go hyper active about that possibility.

41 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

No one has time for that, when they have to campaign, and mock the other side. 

What has it been 20+ years since there was anything except a omnibus bill, the times they have changed. Just don't say line item veto or DJT and his lapdogs will go hyper active about that possibility.

Apparently lightning is striking, cause the new plan is three stand alones. 

Gary Peterson is a national treasure.



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1 hour ago, bluto said:

Asking earnestly, why is the incoming admin who ran on slashing govt spending demanding the debt limit be removed?

Short answer because they want to do handouts AND get rid of the people that could tell Donny NO.

2 hours ago, bluto said:

Asking earnestly, why is the incoming admin who ran on slashing govt spending demanding the debt limit be removed?

The "until 2029" was the best part.

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

And then, end it by passing a CR that fucks over kids with cancer

 

 

 

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