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3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

10 and 2 and eyes forward!

You talking to DDD Dad or Zuckerberg...?

 

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38 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Some hopium/copium from Robert Reich:

 

What world has this fuckhead been living in the last 9 years?

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Can't count

23 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Aren't you supposed to put your hand on the Bible?

Not if you don't believe in the oath you're taking.  Kind of like having your fingers crossed while you tell a lie.

FuLL iMUNITEE!!!!

"Lets just wait for the Corruption to begin, because it will."

Donald Trump. 47th President, on Inauguration Day.

Went to my parents since the wife was working and daycare is closed for the toddler. The Inauguration is on tv.

"I will not be watching that."

"It's just ABC."

"Turn this garbage off or we're not staying."

I'm not really sure what they were thinking. I would happily have a political throw down if it was just us, but somehow they expect that to be on without any friction.

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Just now, hookem2010 said:

Went to my parents since the wife was working and daycare is closer for the toddler. The Inauguration is on tv.

"I will not be watching that."

"It's just ABC."

"Turn this garbage off or we're not staying."

I'm not really sure what they were thinking. I would happily have a political throw down if it was just us, but somehow they expect that to be on without any friction.

Good for you. We have to resist. Trump will weaponize the justice department.

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seems like a beautiful day in dc, not sure why trump canceled everything ??

20 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

10 and 2 and eyes forward!

SWMBO is driving. 

Just now, DDD Dad said:

SWMBO is driving. 

Single white male w/ body odor?

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

seems like a beautiful day in dc, not sure why trump canceled everything ??

Trump was worried about the crowd shots not having enough people.   Of course there could be 200 there and he'd claim there was 200,000

55 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

More than the 10-15% already announced with the re-org that begin already? I'd love to hear how you have more inside information, maybe we can take it to the O&G thread....

10-15% is gigantic.  My son has heard 5-8.   It’s all big.

5 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Trump was worried about the crowd shots not having enough people.   Of course there could be 200 there and he'd claim there was 200,000

People don't matter anymore, money does and there was probably over a trillion dollars of collective net worth at the inauguration today.

And turning the spigots on, drill baby drill, will drive Global Crude Prices down. Won't someone think of the poor oil companies?

A lot of O&G folks about to 

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I'm not watching it, but have they trotted this kid out to sing yet?

 

7 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

10-15% is gigantic.  My son has heard 5-8.   It’s all big.

Luckily the CFO is at Davos to figure it all out!

5 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

And turning the spigots on, drill baby drill, will drive Global Crude Prices down. Won't someone think of the poor oil companies?

A lot of O&G folks about to 

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How much incremental production do you think we have in the US?  Any offset of that increased amount by sanctions on Iran/Russia?  

2 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

How much incremental production do you think we have in the US?  Any offset of that increased amount by sanctions on Iran/Russia?  

Do you really think sanctions will continue on Russia with Donnie in the big chair?  Really?

1 hour ago, Vegas64 said:

I mean, it's crazy how he's been white-washed and does T-mobile commercials and is the American envoy to the Olympics (2024). I questioned that as well and the best I could fathom was that Gen-X nostalgia and amorality did this.

Bitches in the living room getting it on should have told you.

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:


Paid $1.99 at bucees in Katy last week and the same price in Colorado few weeks ago.

I paid $2.69 this morning in Kingwood.  Times are a-changin'.

8 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Do you really think sanctions will continue on Russia with Donnie in the big chair?  Really?

IIRC, he actually put some weak ones on Russia in the first term, but more as a cover to mask his true intentions. 

Where's Eric? And the bullhorn chick?

Is this the bitch in chief thread like we’ve had for other years? Who’s going to report back what EOs have been signed today?

Interesting to see which flags have been at full and half staff on I45. Just went through Corsicana. Car dealership was full staff but Cick-Fil-A was half. I guess the Georgia connection. That one surprised me. . 

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2 minutes ago, yoladu said:

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I. Can’t. Even. 
 

This looks like a bad Dick Tracy scene. 

Don't ask me how I was volunteered to MILs house to drip faucets, check heaters, etc. etc. Something about dying and SO saying, "how could we live with ourselves knowing "we" could have done something about it?", if she died. jadajada. Anyways, we walk in and MIL plopped in sofa, as always, watching fox.  I posted about her before.

Me: Oh, there goes Obama. One of the best presidents we've had the past few terms.

Her: I dont like Obama

Me: Why?

Her: He only wanted to help black people

Me: (Holding my tounge and staying nuetral, positive, and trying to joke about Biden.)

Me: Look, there's Biden. Can he even see. (joking about his age)

Her: He is too old to be President.

Me: I agree. Why didn't you like him as President?

Her: He was letting all the illegal mexicans in. (She is mexican and does not even know how her parents became American)

Me: Roll my eyes.

Me: Oh, there goes Kamala. She would have made a good president.

Her: I dont like her.

Me: Why dont you like her? She probably has an IQ higher than the last two presidents combined.

Her: I dont care. I just dont like her. (smart people know where this goes if I keep trying to dig for a logical reason for her to not like Kamala)

Me: There goes trump. hopefully he can do something great for the country this time.

Her: I like trump. he keeps his world and tells it how it is.

Me: (Cant hold my tounge anymore). You know he believes in incest and pedo right?

Her: I dont care. Everyone does it anyway.

Me: Do you want me to buy you an English dictionary? I dont think you understand the words you are using.

Her: I dont care. I like trump. Why are these girls finally speaking up now, they just want money.

Me: Why did you not report the abuse from your husband (dead now) then?

Her: Well thats different. Back in my day we couldnt.

Me: You see how flawed your logic is right? (you cannot speak logic with these type of emotional and lower intelligent people).

Her: I dont care. I know what I feel and believe. (she is too dumb to support her feelings and beliefs with logic + she does not want to admit she is wrong)

SO: I told you no politics (in slightly upset tone)

Me to SO: I will go drip the pipes now.

Me to MIL: I hope you..dont freeze.

Vent over.

 

34 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

And turning the spigots on, drill baby drill, will drive Global Crude Prices down. Won't someone think of the poor oil companies?

A lot of O&G folks about to 

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Definitely my worry, anything not west Texas it’s not economical to drill once it falls to a certain point.  I should probably start looking at ROW landman gigs.  

12 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

I. Can’t. Even. 
 

This looks like a bad Dick Tracy scene. 

Fake Melania isn't even trying this time around.

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at least we finally found Carmen Sandiego

1 minute ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

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Fuck, beat me by 5 seconds lol

8 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

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Nope, Annie is not ok. Not only can she still not afford eggs, she spent thousand of dollars to travel to DC for an inauguration she couldn't get into. And she's about to lose her disability, social security, and Medicaid benefits

47 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I've been reading a really good book about the immigration crisis called Everyone Who is Gone is Here. It was on a lot of best of lists for 2024. Things are going to get a lot worse down there and some of it will be by design. It's been an issue that both parties have done very little about substantively in a long time. 

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9 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

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at least we finally found Carmen Sandiego

Fuck, beat me by 5 seconds lol

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