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1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

It’s like the broken exercise bike I gave away on Facebook marketplace

Hey man, after $1,500 in repairs, it rides just like new, so your loss.

8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Hey man, after $1,500 in repairs, it rides just like new, so your loss.

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

So we’re all in agreement that they are going to pay people to attend turnip’s parade, right?

of course, but how would that be any different than any other event? they've been paying people to attend his shit for a while. it's part of the artificial support base

33 minutes ago, Pancho said:

So we’re all in agreement that they are going to pay people to attend turnip’s parade, right?

 

32 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

of course, but how would that be any different than any other event? they've been paying people to attend his shit for a while. it's part of the artificial support base

 

Well, sure.  You can also count the enlisted folk they are going to ship in not only to participate, but to spectate.

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

I’m heard someone say that, on top of everything else, it would be cheaper to just build a new plane than it would be to take that plane apart and put it back together. Which is what they would have to do if the potus is going to be flying in it. It’s all just so stupid.

I’m okay with them skipping this step.

11 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I’m okay with them skipping this step.

We should use the wreath fund to donate a plane to his ass, anonymously.  I bet Soros would help.  You know if it’s got a mcdonalds in it with a couple gold toilets he won’t be able to say no.  

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

I’m heard someone say that, on top of everything else, it would be cheaper to just build a new plane than it would be to take that plane apart and put it back together. Which is what they would have to do if the potus is going to be flying in it. It’s all just so stupid.

In the spirit of government efficiency, I’m ok if they take it “as is”, no test flight or anything required. 

Maybe his wife can fuck Puck again for some airplane parts. 

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yes, let’s all go get on a plane. 

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On 5/13/2025 at 10:38 AM, immamac said:

This is what is frustrating for me as both a moderator and the owner. This place doesn't do shit except let a discussion happen. I would be fine if people used this place to organize legal activities to protest or otherwise resist, but just typing insane shit and wishing death etc is not only lame, but problematic 

As a public forum, in a time when even verbal opposition to the regime has been threatened with future legal consequences, this might not be the place to organize. However, I have posted notice of previously organized demonstrations.

Folks here can connect with other patriots, and take it from there. As well as voice their opposition to the regime. 
 

IMO, you deserve to feel pride, and not frustration.

 

On 5/14/2025 at 3:13 PM, royiv said:

You’re a misogynist /ana

Got to hand it to Aryanastan. His insults are so far off the mark their result is affirmation of one’s point of view.

Some people are saying he’s the greatest serial killer of all time. 

A criminal psychopath praising Satan on their way to hell. Can’t say I’ve never seen or heard of that. 

Can someone with computer skills change Freedom to, "President Trump, keep making America great!!"?

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15 hours ago, Pancho said:

He wants us to be Pyongyang so bad 

Winner winner.

 

 

 

You can’t be serious—they are now thinking about opening up an investigation into Comey for his “8647” post on social media.

People are flooding these snowflakes with the 8646 shit they posted when Biden was President.

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Winner winner.

 

 

 

Don’t post fake news from the nazi hellsite.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

You can’t be serious—they are now thinking about opening up an investigation into Comey for his “8647” post on social media.

People are flooding these snowflakes with the 8646 shit they posted when Biden was President.

Wat 

2 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Can we fact check this.

$184M seems . . . impressively high.

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See anyone you know?  Someone had a nickname for Capt. Eyepatch a couple of years ago but I can't remember what it was.

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7 hours ago, Pancho said:

You can’t be serious—they are now thinking about opening up an investigation into Comey for his “8647” post on social media.

People are flooding these snowflakes with the 8646 shit they posted when Biden was President.



Curiously, I found these seashells on the beach today.

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SIAP - but I don't even have words for this Hunger Games shit.

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Kristi Noem reportedly wants the U.S. citizenship process to play out in front of the cameras.

The Department of Homeland Security has been working with writer and producer Rob Worsoff to pitch a reality TV show—titled The American—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to the Daily Mail.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/kristi-noem-wants-migrants-to-compete-for-citizenship-on-hunger-games-style-reality-show/?via=mobile&source=email

Kristi Noem wants migrants to compete for citizenship.

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Sounds like Taylor needs to drop the Reputation: Taylor's Version tonight and pants old shitpants yet again. 

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On 5/14/2025 at 8:52 PM, Brian Fantana said:

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Like, I cannot fucking stand Tulsi, but the revisionist history comparing her to some random DNC chair you've never heard of is insane.

She was the first woman combat veteran to run for President and was initially seen/presented herself as a progressive, anti-war, populist candidate. She got the most online engagement of any candidate in the debates she participated in. She was even presenting herself as anti-cop by going after Kamala Harris' record as a prosecutor (which, truth be told, is probably the most commendable thing she ever did).

Obviously her carefully crafted image turned out to be bullshit. She's nothing more than a political opportunist, and she's a weird cult member who is likely some level of Russian asset, but she had a fair amount of momentum in the very beginning before the greater Democrat apparatus quickly turned against her after Hillary Clinton started shitting on her, and even then a bunch of prominent Democrats were defending her all over mainstream news. She was also getting glazed up a bunch by Joe Rogan which only helped her popularity.

I think he was comparing her to Sinema and Manchin, not the new DNC Chair Martin.  

42 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Why is he posting this? His brain is apple sauce

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Trump’s Truth account has clearly been hacked by @dril.

I’m heard someone say that, on top of everything else, it would be cheaper to just build a new plane than it would be to take that plane apart and put it back together. Which is what they would have to do if the potus is going to be flying in it. It’s all just so stupid.

Correct. Here’s how the math works for Trump.

Qatar gives US (him) a $400M plane for “free.” It will take a billion dollars to take it apart and put it back together again. This will not happen soon enough to ever serve as AF1. Trump knows this. It will go thru the process anyway, at taxpayer expense, and be given to Trump’s presidential library upon him leaving office. Therefore he will wind up an AF1-quality personal private jet that the taxpayer’s will have paid for upon him leaving office (if he leaves office). That math maths perfectly for the Head Grifter in Charge.
1 minute ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

It is comical how thin-skinned Trump is. 

In fairness, all that fat really does stretch it out.

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I hate him so goddamned much...words truly can't describe how much I want that orange motherfucker to die.

4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

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So, he's going to raise taxes on the highest earners to 102%.

This man is a god damned idiot.

 

I wonder how many times per day Kamala Harris says "I cannot believe I lost to this man". Her therapy schedule must be intense. 

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