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1 minute ago, mchookem said:

how incredible will it be if this whole saga ends with MTG and Boebert hailed as heroines 🤣

I think Commissioner Gordon had a whole speech about this at the end of The Dark Knight.

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legit lol 😆

definitely the heroes we deserve

20 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Stress relief handys all around?

When your advisory circle is Pam Bondi, Todd Blanche, Kash Patel and Lauren Boebert, you're really big-timing it.

6 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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47 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Man. The right is not in a good place right now 

 

"Whittling away our rights to speech"

Lulz. You will be more free to peddle your hatespeech than anybody is to speak truths or say anything slightly critical of this "administration" today. Going to go out on a limb and say Democrats aren't going to park the national guard on their front door because of how they vote.

Right-wing white grievance/dick envy of historically oppressed minority groups would make for a great comedy movie if it wasn't real life.

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48 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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If it weren't for the beard, he would look exactly like an 8th grader dressed up as an adult for a school play.

That's about $80 worth of dress clothes from Suitmart and a $12 haircut.

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57 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

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I've never really noticed but the ax makes that seem less "break down this door" and more "fuck this door".  Rookie's gotta let off a lil' steam.

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Man. The right is not in a good place right now 

 

Removing his bullshit and looking at his main point, there is the risk of pushing the majority far left. Don't think we have a current far left leader for it, but it is a risk the Tech bros and Trump are taking.

4 minutes ago, pacman said:

Removing his bullshit and looking at his main point, there is the risk of pushing the majority far left. Don't think we have a current far left leader for it, but it is a risk the Tech bros and Trump are taking.

Once the population has opted for "authoritarianism all in the name of hurting people I hate," the flavor of it becomes largely irrelevant.  Loyalty tests, purges, secret police, silencing/imprisoning dissenters, requiring payoffs to party leadership in order to do business.....these traits are common to both left and right authoritarianism.

Trump and MAGA haven't opted for conservatism.  They've opted for garden variety corrupt authoritarianism using "conservative values" as their cover.  Any cover will do going forward.  

This is our concern, dude.  I don't want Mussolini, I don't want Pol Pot or Stalin either.  And the differences between those folks are pretty meaningless at the end of the day.

On my Facebook feed some woman was complaining that her husband is being denied care for his cancer after these insurance updates for ACA. Very sad…then in the comments.

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We are so fucked…

well at least when he's metastacizing he'll only be shedding his intestinal lining

3 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

On my Facebook feed some woman was complaining that her husband is being denied care for his cancer after these insurance updates for ACA. Very sad…then in the comments.

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We are so fucked…

Tylenol is poison.

Ibuprofen is poison.

Vaccines are murder.

But...Ivermectin cures....literally everything.  All medications will be Ivermectin from here on out.  Got a headache?  Ivermectin.  Cancer?  Ivermectin.  Heart disease?  Ivermectin.  Any and all viral illnesses? Ivermectin.  Staph infection?  Ivermectin.

 

We are in the dumbest timeline.  But don't worry, it gets stupendously dumber every fucking day.

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Tylenol is poison.

Ibuprofen is poison.

Vaccines are murder.

But...Ivermectin cures....literally everything.  All medications will be Ivermectin from here on out.  Got a headache?  Ivermectin.  Cancer?  Ivermectin.  Heart disease?  Ivermectin.  Any and all viral illnesses? Ivermectin.  Staph infection?  Ivermectin.

 

We are in the dumbest timeline.  But don't worry, it gets stupendously dumber every fucking day.

Brawndo

5 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

On my Facebook feed some woman was complaining that her husband is being denied care for his cancer after these insurance updates for ACA. Very sad…then in the comments.

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We are so fucked…

My nutty ass MAGA cult member cousin posted a graphic on Facebook months ago that listed the multiple uses for ivermectin. Straight up snake oil shit from the late 1800s.

I have a loose theory that ivermectin only continues because it’s fairly easy to pronounce/spell. Acetaminophen and ibuprofen just have woke and gay spellings or are too long. 

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Tylenol is poison.

Ibuprofen is poison.

Vaccines are murder.

But...Ivermectin cures....literally everything.  All medications will be Ivermectin from here on out.  Got a headache?  Ivermectin.  Cancer?  Ivermectin.  Heart disease?  Ivermectin.  Any and all viral illnesses? Ivermectin.  Staph infection?  Ivermectin.

 

Run out of ivermectin, put some water in the jar, more 'mectin! /chrisrockbitcometolife

16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Tylenol is poison.

Ibuprofen is poison.

Vaccines are murder.

But...Ivermectin cures....literally everything.  All medications will be Ivermectin from here on out.  Got a headache?  Ivermectin.  Cancer?  Ivermectin.  Heart disease?  Ivermectin.  Any and all viral illnesses? Ivermectin.  Staph infection?  Ivermectin.

 

We are in the dumbest timeline.  But don't worry, it gets stupendously dumber every fucking day.

and glp-1s are a miracle drug and now they are affordable!!

23 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

On my Facebook feed some woman was complaining that her husband is being denied care for his cancer after these insurance updates for ACA. Very sad…then in the comments.

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We are so fucked…

After my diagnosis I joined a few cancer forums for insight  and advice. Several dumb fucks recommended ivermectin. I told them I am not a fucking horse nor do I have worms.

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2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

nor do I have worms.

You don't know that.

2 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

You don't know that.

You sound woke.

5 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

You don't know that.

 

1 minute ago, Clintonaldo said:

You sound woke.

Hard to sleep when your butthole itches

2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

 

Hard to sleep when your butthole itches

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Ivermectin.  It's what cancer patients crave.

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On 11/6/2024 at 1:21 AM, McCroskey said:
On 11/5/2024 at 9:50 PM, tx 3 putt said:
how much of project 2025 are they going to shove down our throats ?
o/u on putin showing up for his inauguration ?
 
 


None. Relax.

Great call @McCroskey

46 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

My nutty ass MAGA cult member cousin posted a graphic on Facebook months ago that listed the multiple uses for ivermectin. Straight up snake oil shit from the late 1800s.

 

45 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I told them I am not a fucking horse nor do I have worms.

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trump gets impeached next summer 

retiring R's and the D's will sink him 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

trump gets impeached next summer 

retiring R's and the D's will sink him 

 

 

"puff, puff, pass"

Just now, Brisketexan said:

"puff, puff, pass"

If that comes to fruition, I look forward to your second incarnation as "Ghost of @Brisketexan"

And he only had one ball. 

The original Uniballer
1 hour ago, bluto said:

I have a loose theory that ivermectin only continues because it’s fairly easy to pronounce/spell. Acetaminophen and ibuprofen just have woke and gay spellings or are too long. 

 

56 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

"Oh, you know if you got worms"

 

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43 minutes ago, tx ind said:

 

Maybe he should try paracetamol instead. 
 

lol just say Tylenol you moron. 

22 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe he should try paracetamol instead. 
 

lol just say Tylenol you moron. 

I suspect Kenvue lodged a complaint with the administration of the use of Tylenol versus the generic name.

And probably mentioned that since Trump is the recipient of stupid amounts of license fees over the years, he should appreciate the issue.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

trump gets impeached next summer 

retiring R's and the D's will sink him 

 

 

Love that copium. That is what I come here for. The Cope Room.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

trump gets impeached next summer 

retiring R's and the D's will sink him 

 

 

I dont think dems want him removed at this point. He's so incompetent if they just keep him tied down enough to where he cant do anything but fuck everything up and make everyone hate him they can gain the most power. Well, if they also weren't compromised by corporate interests. 

The power play for republicans would actually be to impeach him. He's become a millstone around their necks and they have to increasingly debase themselves to cover up for him. Getting him out and working on manipulating Vance, who has no popularity whatsoever with the voting public, would be their best bet at turning things around for themselves for 2026 and 2028. They would also put dems in a tough position of having to vote for impeachment even if it doesnt benefit them just because of the optics. 

But republicans are completely incompetent and stupid as well so they'll screw it up. Also, could be corporate interests have instructed them to keep trump in for the time being. 

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

trump gets impeached next summer 

retiring R's and the D's will sink him 

 

 

 

No he won’t.

 

And if you’re a D, you don’t want him to be impeached.

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