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Posted
1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

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“…a glass of sunshine a day keeps the gayness away….”

It always warmed my heart that her homophobic campaign against gay rights led to her losing her jobs with the Florida Citrus Growers Association and others, starting her spiral into financial insolvency that ended in multiple bankruptcies until the hag died.

 

 

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Posted
On 3/17/2025 at 9:38 AM, tx 3 putt said:

she was probably adopted 

 

On 3/17/2025 at 10:00 AM, TexArcher said:

Or the mom drank and smoked meth during the pregnancy with him.

Or maybe she banged a genetically stupid mailman?

 

On 3/17/2025 at 12:09 PM, tchookem said:
On 3/17/2025 at 9:38 AM, tx 3 putt said:
she was probably adopted 

Didn't his mom call in and read him the riot act? He may be the black sheep.

Yeah, I think Jesse is the outlier in that family sample

Posted
12 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

This continues to be the worst “Leopards eating faces” genre. Structurally, it doesn’t fit the metaphor. And it’s gross to express schadenfreude in response to the murder of innocent civilians.

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Posted
15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

lol

NEW: 67% of people in CA-22 rely on Medicaid. But the majority of the district also voted to elect President Trump in 2024.

So we went to talk to residents about Trump’s proposed cuts to Medicaid.

One Trump voter told us: “I feel like they're stabbing us in the back, you know?”

Not in the back. You're getting stabbed in the front. You're just too stupid/ignorant to know it.

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Posted (edited)

The funniest and saddest part is all these idiots will continue voting R because of wokeism or fear of Dems taking their guns or some other dumb ass reason. 

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Posted
48 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

The funniest and saddest part is all these idiots will continue voting R because of wokeism or fear of Dems taking their guns or some other dumb ass reason. 

Yep.  There are a lot of fattyflattie single issue voters out there. 

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Posted
5 hours ago, pacman said:

the FAFO state

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China buying more Brazilian beef. Canada buying oranges. I’m all for Brazil benefiting from our dumbfuckery. Glad Bolsonaro will hopefully be in jail this time around so they can’t be butt buddies.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

Therapist is very upset that clients are leaving her because she supported Trump. Also has a non binary kid and is a social worker. 

 

 

Against stupidity we are defenseless

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Posted
1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

Therapist is very upset that clients are leaving her because she supported Trump. Also has a non binary kid and is a social worker. 

 

 

How can someone in the caring profession be this… uncaring?

Posted
6 minutes ago, YChang said:

How can someone in the caring profession be this… uncaring?

Listen to her talk.  Her vote was 100% feelings based.  Not facts, not policy.  Feelings.  She's a perfect little MAGA.

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53 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

China buying more Brazilian beef. Canada buying oranges. I’m all for Brazil benefiting from our dumbfuckery. Glad Bolsonaro will hopefully be in jail this time around so they can’t be butt buddies.

So you’re allowed to hold former presidents accountable for crimes? Crazy

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Posted
17 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

So you’re allowed to hold former presidents accountable for crimes? Crazy

Yea weird how supposedly “lesser” nations can figure that kind of stuff out

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

He’s just narcissistic to the level that he and his buddies believe they’re all  player 1 in life .

That’s actually the best description I’ve seen of people who lack empathy.  Of which I’ve learned there are a FUCK TON of. 

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Posted (edited)
7 hours ago, Post Oak said:

  Last night my wife and I were walking by and he was trying to escape it off. 

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Posted
17 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

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Sorry. Had to neg you for putting that image back in my head and restarting the earworm. 

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Posted (edited)
17 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

You put that sticker on there, didn't you?

 

CSB… I was maybe 11, spent Saturday night at a friends, they were cool, their parents went out dancing a lot. I made a deal with my folks to spend the night but I had still had to go to church the next morning - appearances and all. My friend’s parents had an extra bumper sticker for the “Tumbleweed” a bar and dance hall that used to be located on the big hill on 2222 before 620. Anyway I took the bumper sticker home(with permission) and first thing before we left for church I affixed it to our family’s 1974 red Chevy caprice classic (it’s 1986). I did a terrible job, it was wrinkly and crooked but my bumper sticker was on the car for all the monied Hyde Parkers my dad wanted to impress to see. He didn’t notice until walking back from lunch at some steakhouse spot with one of those all you can eat salad bars when one of his church “friends” pointed it out laughing. It was a classic Simpsons point and laugh. Pretty sure I got my ass beat for that. Pretty sure he never impressed anyone at that church either. 

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Posted
17 hours ago, YChang said:

How can someone in the caring profession be this… uncaring?

Chances are that she's not all that caring to begin with. She treats trauma victims with regurgitated grad school jargon which likely is indeed helpful to some of them. She likely applies the regurgitation in the same passionless way that a mechanic fixes a motor. Fortunately for the mechanic, he doesn't have to speak (fill his space) with arcane gradstudent-ese.

I imagine the conversation between the woman and her husband was filled with double-talk and obscurity. I must be self-actualized about the cajas llenas de mierdo (God how we loved that book by Culogrande!) that crowd my truth space. 

She's seems sort of self-important to begin with. Fuck her.

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22 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Chances are that she's not all that caring to begin with. She treats trauma victims with regurgitated grad school jargon which likely is indeed helpful to some of them. She likely applies the regurgitation in the same passionless way that a mechanic fixes a motor. Fortunately for the mechanic, he doesn't have to speak (fill his space) with arcane gradstudent-ese.

I imagine the conversation between the woman and her husband was filled with double-talk and obscurity. I must be self-actualized about the cajas llenas de mierdo (God how we loved that book by Culogrande!) that crowd my truth space. 

She's seems sort of self-important to begin with. Fuck her.

Yeah, I get it. Just surprised me because the people I know in this field are generally caring people and a big part of why they get into the profession. And hey! I resent that grad school jargon dig. 😁

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