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Posted
4 minutes ago, dcbc said:

You are a thief of joy.

No no no, I just need you to devote that time to making the Time Machine instead!

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Just now, Covri said:

No no no, I just need you to devote that time to making the Time Machine instead!

1943.  Pack of condoms . . . for Frederick Trump.

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Posted
On 6/17/2025 at 6:48 PM, Brisketexan said:

If the phrase "useful idiots" didn't already exist, it would be born in this moment.

Wrong

On 6/18/2025 at 7:23 PM, dcbc said:

Indispensable idiots.

nope

23 hours ago, GenXer said:

Disposable idiots

Bingo.  Hell now that they have voted for him he's ending their direct ship mail-order businesses, bankrupting the farms and deporting the spouses of the idiots.  If they are not actively contributing to the grift they are disposable.

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26 minutes ago, C-Man said:

BREAKING: A trad-wife influencer convention in D.C. went off the rails today when dozens got sick after drinking samples of raw milk, and threw up in the auditorium during a talk by a founder of a company that runs "natural immunity daycares for unvaccinated children."

https://www.threads.com/@thehalfwaypost/post/DLF34ESPOnL?xmt=AQF0csL_dxRg8HvudvKIlqwjVcnxIHsHX9BWVncoxYI8Fg

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Posted (edited)
28 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

It's pretty wild that we solved the milk problem in 1860

You think Louie Pasteur and his wife had anything in common? He was in the fields all day with the cows, you know with the milk, examining the milk, delving into milk, consumed with milk. Pasteurization, Homogenization, She was in the kitchen killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand.

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You think Louie Pasteur and his wife had anything in common? He was in the fields all day with the cows, you know with the milk, examining the milk, delving into milk, consumed with milk. Pasteurization, Homogenization, She was in the kitchen killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand.

Why were there so many cockroaches?

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36 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You think Louie Pasteur and his wife had anything in common? He was in the fields all day with the cows, you know with the milk, examining the milk, delving into milk, consumed with milk. Pasteurization, Homogenization, She was in the kitchen killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand.

They say that now, in Paris, France, even as we speak, Louis Pasteur has devised a new vaccine that will obliterate Anthrax once and for all. Think of it, gentlemen, hoof and mouth disease a thing of the past

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3 minutes ago, G650 said:

They say that now, in Paris, France, even as we speak, Louis Pasteur has devised a new vaccine that will obliterate Anthrax once and for all. Think of it, gentlemen, hoof and mouth disease a thing of the past

 

 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

It's pretty wild that we solved the milk problem in 1860

Hmm, one year before the US Civil War.



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