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Conclave 2025: All of the Smoke, None of the Brisket


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Posted
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

2 - communion wafers replaced with Cheetos

Are you trying to get me to go back to church???

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

An American pope.  So, I presume we can expect:

1 - the new Popemobile will be a jacked-up F-250  Cybertruck  (the truck nuts will be covered, in a nod to Catholic decency standards)

 

 

Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

An American pope.  So, I presume we can expect:

1 - the new Popemobile will be a jacked-up F-250 (the truck nuts will be covered, in a nod to Catholic decency standards)

2 - communion wafers replaced with Cheetos

3 - an Applebee's inside the vatican walls

4 - an annual blessing of the Stock Cars before NASCAR season kicks off

1) totes

2) you have my undivided attention

3) meh

4) don’t think the Pentecostal preachers will give their convocations up so easily or even share the spotlight. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, dcbc said:

Well, he's from Chicago.  So Whataburger (limited menu).

If he issues a Papal Bull ordering Whataburger to add the JCB biscuit back to the menu full-time, no exceptions....he'll be a true keeper of the faith.

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Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

If he issues a Papal Bull ordering Whataburger to add the JCB biscuit back to the menu full-time, no exceptions....he'll be a true keeper of the faith.

In the name of the Cheddar, the Jalapeno, and the Flakey Biscuit, amen.

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Posted
1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Went to Villanova. Wildcat basketball about to become a dynasty. 

God damnit, we are gonna have to listen to the Big East brag about having a pope now 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

 

I think this is the way to stand up to Trump.  Francis not a fan of Trump.  

That’s a lot of faith in the (checks notes) Catholic Church

Posted
10 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

You are right. They said something about being an immigrant and I got confused.

Native Chicago but went on mission in Peru.

Yeah, that was Native Chicago, not Native Chicano.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

 

I think this is the way to stand up to Trump.  Francis not a fan of Trump.  

I sure hope so, would be nice to have a decent representation of the US on the world stage.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

If he issues a Papal Bull ordering Whataburger to add the JCB biscuit back to the menu full-time, no exceptions....he'll be a true keeper of the faith.

Oh fuck yes please

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Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

NY Times is the speech with no translation.  I am catching every tenth word or so.  What is the gist of the speech?

 

Peace. Stand firm.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

God damnit, we are gonna have to listen to the Big East brag about having a pope now 

Pizza the Pope was robbed by the selection committee.  

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

An American pope.  So, I presume we can expect:

1 - the new Popemobile will be a jacked-up F-250 (the truck nuts will be covered, in a nod to Catholic decency standards)

2 - communion wafers replaced with Cheetos

3 - an Applebee's inside the vatican walls

4 - an annual blessing of the Stock Cars before NASCAR season kicks off

Correction: the Truck Nuts will be suspended through a small toilet chair.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Litig8r said:

Meanwhile Deion schedules a press conference to bitch about how his son was passed over.

And how they wouldn't let him wear #2!! !1 !  !

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Posted
5 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

NY Times is the speech with no translation.  I am catching every tenth word or so.  What is the gist of the speech?

 

Generic.  Peace.  Build bridges.  

Kinda what you'd expect.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Pizza the Pope was robbed by the selection committee.  

Jay Wright is 100% getting an exception to get canonized while he's still alive. 

Posted
8 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

NY Times is the speech with no translation.  I am catching every tenth word or so.  What is the gist of the speech?

 

God loves everyone

a God for everyone

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Posted
Just now, mdmost said:

Kind of amusing he's being talked about as the "least American American". 

Seems significant that he spoke in Italian and Spanish but not English.

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Posted
12 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

NY Times is the speech with no translation.  I am catching every tenth word or so.  What is the gist of the speech?

 

They did note that his greeting was to his people ... in Peru.

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Posted
43 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

They showed someone with the catholic incense thing on tv and I could smell that thing thru the tv.  

70 years ago in Purto Rico when serving as an alter boy at Midnight Mass, I passed out while swinging the incense burner. &nbsp
Hated the stench of that holy hashish.

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Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Congratulations to Luthen Rael, first Pope elected from Coruscant.

new-pope-Robert-Prevost.jpg?w=1581&h=105

He looks more Senator Palpatine. 

Emperor Palpatine Is the Luckiest Villain in the Star Wars Saga

I will be Pope. 

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Posted (edited)
26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

An American pope.  So, I presume we can expect:

1 - the new Popemobile will be a jacked-up F-250 (the truck nuts will be covered, in a nod to Catholic decency standards)

2 - communion wafers replaced with Cheetos

3 - an Applebee's inside the vatican walls

4 - an annual blessing of the Stock Cars before NASCAR season kicks off

"Welcome to the Version Wireless Vatican Arena. I love you."

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