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We are going to kick this off Saturday night instead of the usual Sunday morning because we don’t have any data points from Texas playing a game to incorporate into the weekly preview. 
Texas is undefeated and hasn’t played a game. So, of course, we are 10 feet tall and bullet proof. Is this true?  Yes!  
Look, for any of our fans who don’t get it, we are about to see our best defense since 1983. We have a Manning under center. We have the best offensive coordinator in college football. This is all designed to freaking kick ass and take names. 
Usually, in a big game, I spend a lot of time mocking and ridiculing the opposite team and fan base, but I’m not going there with this game. I’m not going to bring up the fact that they are a bunch of meth addict, jort wearing, community college, townie drop outs. I’m not going to make the point that they cheat. I’m not going to bring up the fact that they are the worst combination of degenerate southern dipshits and midwestern morons. I’m not going to point out that in a conference full of academically good schools they are the clown college. I’m just going to say that winning in the shoe, morning or night, is something Texas is absolutely at home doing. 
Their frosh QB is going to see ghosts. Their basically new defense is going to get shredded. We are going to fuck their shit up. 
Texas 31, Ohio State 13. Eat a bag of dicks Buckeyes. 

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I'm sad you chose not to point out the Kentucky hill billy limited gene pool redneck jackass aspects of their fan base, but since you aren't shit bagging them I get it.

Texas wins a tough one with Sayin taking 2 sacks and throwing 1 INT. Arch has this board going full jizz jar by the 2nd quarter and Baxter jumps up shocking everyone with a long rushing TD.

28-21 Texas beats fuck nuts no lube.

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7 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I'm sad you chose not to point out the Kentucky hill billy limited gene pool redneck jackass aspects of their fan base, but since you aren't shit bagging them I get it.

Texas wins a tough one with Sayin taking 2 sacks and throwing 1 INT. Arch has this board going full jizz jar by the 2nd quarter and Baxter jumps up shocking everyone with a long rushing TD.

28-21 Texas beats fuck nuts no lube.

By all means post it!  This is a collaborative effort. 

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5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

By all means post it!  This is a collaborative effort. 

Remember, don't be racist! Hill billy rednecks come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

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I think we're gonna win this game, and we might win it by 14+.

I don't care how good ther new QB is, he's green.  If we can get to him OR confuse him with coverages, mistakes are coming.  And what are the odds we can't do either?

But, TexArcher, can't they say all the same stuff about Arch?  Sure, until he rips off a couple of 20-yard runs.  He's got almost the same get-out-of-jail-free card that VY had.

We're gonna run it.

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Im Not as confident as yall are. Both sides are replacing a fuck ton of talent. I hope we don’t run toss sweep on 1st and goal. I want this post to be ridiculed after we mudhole them 

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something new in the universe for this game:

this week, i've talked to fans of pedder, uga, 0u, north carolina, michigan and cal

all of them want to see us win

michigan is natural

but with the others i was in shock and had to act non-chalant

i didn't ask why, just took the win and thanked them

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2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I'm sad you chose not to point out the Kentucky hill billy limited gene pool redneck jackass aspects of their fan base, but since you aren't shit bagging them I get it.

They truly are a trashy fanbase. Tons of inbreds with no direct connection to the school but are loyal because someone in their family once lived in Ohio. 

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