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What did he do? Was it butt stuff at a truck stop? Did he clog his toilet and then look over his elderly landlord's shoulder and direct her how to position the plunger? Did he get an erection at a funeral? Did he mail a box of turds to a charity? It was butt stuff, wasn't it? 

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6 minutes ago, Chooky said:

What did he do? Was it butt stuff at a truck stop? Did he clog his toilet and then look over his elderly landlord's shoulder and direct her how to position the plunger? Did he get an erection at a funeral? Did he mail a box of turds to a charity? It was butt stuff, wasn't it? 

What did he do, you ask?

This. He did this.

On 9/30/2025 at 11:19 AM, Helobious said:

As I’ve mentioned Florida is my 2nd favorite school so I know more about them than most on here. This game will get ugly fast. They have no more fight left in them and are going to be without their entire starting defensive line. They are a decent running team but Napier is quite literally too stupid to lean into that dynamic, and Lagway is both injured and mentally broken, and overrated. They really need a new coach and a roster overhaul to be a competitive program again, if you look at their schedule it’s hard to see anything other than a 2-10 or 3-9 finish. Arch and the offense are finally clicking and I expect a close 1st quarter to give way to the blowout in the 2nd. 35-3 Texas. 

 

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1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I'm not sure what this in regards to and I'm almost afraid to ask 

Dont go get yourself Helobiused. Just nod, sigh, and move on. It's not worth it.

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4 hours ago, Chooky said:

What did he do? Was it butt stuff at a truck stop? Did he clog his toilet and then look over his elderly landlord's shoulder and direct her how to position the plunger? Did he get an erection at a funeral? Did he mail a box of turds to a charity? It was butt stuff, wasn't it? 

Oddly specific. 

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his powers are truly incredible. he’s been carrying the torch for branding_iron for years now, and he’s showing no signs of slowing down. he’s an unstoppable force.

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somebody ask Ja Rule what we are supposed to be thinking today.

 

fucking disaster!  Let's find a way to sneak into the playoffs.  That florida receiver and that ohio st receiver are the reasons that we are not #1 right now.

 

so, wipe your tears and let's crush OU.   Texas, fight?

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8 hours ago, Chooky said:

What did he do? Was it butt stuff at a truck stop? Did he clog his toilet and then look over his elderly landlord's shoulder and direct her how to position the plunger? Did he get an erection at a funeral? Did he mail a box of turds to a charity? It was butt stuff, wasn't it? 

I got an erection at a funeral once.  It was Charlie Strong’s loss to Kansas in 2016 when the TV camera passed some hot coeds in the half empty stands in the first quarter, so I think forgivable.

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My prediction assumed Texas would execute play at a competent levell, which was a mistake. Florida did literally everything they could do to lose the game in the last 7 minutes. Too little too late

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