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The Native Americans in that state should all get together to reclaim the land from the White Man. 

Actually, reclaim it from THAT white man.
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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ouch. Hoisted on his own petard. 

Fred Thompson died in 2015. 

31 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The only thing that keeps this from being completely absurdly shocking is the fact that it happened in Oklahoma.

 

Oklahoma is too much of a cross for even Jesus to bear.

41 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The only thing that keeps this from being completely absurdly shocking is the fact that it happened in Oklahoma.

 

Trailer park strippers defecating on the holy bible couldn't be a bigger insult to Christ than this

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

The only thing that keeps this from being completely absurdly shocking is the fact that it happened in Oklahoma.

 

another white man claiming domain over something that isn't his. smdh

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Fred Thompson died in 2015. 

Avatar checks out.

22 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Ha, they deleted the tweet while I was reading the replies, so I screencapped it:

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19 minutes ago, Satchel said:

I think the Havana Syndrome has afflicted Texags. Something strange is happening there:

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3339140/3

Just so we're clear, you're implicitly saying here that something strange isn't ALWAYS happening on Texags? Well ok. 

Trump's hold on the GOP where there's not much they can do about it is very analogous to aggy not having many options with Jimbo since they gave him a contract they can't get out of. 

Trump's hold on the GOP where there's not much they can do about it is very analogous to aggy not having many options with Jimbo since they gave him a contract they can't get out of. 
The cult like behavior in Trumpers and Aggy is mind blowing.

Crown Trump king for life, and Jimbo coach for a decade and declare both to be the savior without a hint of ever doubting or room for debate. Until the train wreck is so obvious, then deflect and blame.

Ken Casey of the Dropkick Murphys needs to post on Surly. 

 

trump just has to control 10% of the R party, and they'd be completely screwed 

I loved that.  He's right.  

The median household income in the US is $70K.  Unless you're single, $70K is a tough nut to crack.  I bet 30% of those below that line vote Republican.  It's insanity.

Texags is full of sociopaths. They were celebrating the news that Brittney Griner is getting shipped from a jail in Moscow to some gulag out in Siberia where he conditions will go from bad to extremely harsh. 

12 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Texags is full of racist. They were celebrating the news that Brittney Griner is getting shipped from a jail in Moscow to some gulag out in Siberia where he conditions will go from bad to extremely harsh. 

Fify

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

The only thing that keeps this from being completely absurdly shocking is the fact that it happened in Oklahoma.

 

Bring back the Baphomet statue.

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6 hours ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

The dirt is red with Christ's blood. It's the only explanation that makes any damn sense why it's red.

Iron oxide in the soil would explain it. 

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7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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4 hours ago, mdmost said:

Trump's hold on the GOP where there's not much they can do about it is very analogous to aggy not having many options with Jimbo since they gave him a contract they can't get out of. 

1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

The cult like behavior in Trumpers and Aggy is mind blowing.

Crown Trump king for life, and Jimbo coach for a decade and declare both to be the savior without a hint of ever doubting or room for debate. Until the train wreck is so obvious, then deflect and blame.

In this scenario, who is the college tennis player, who is the college wide receiver, and who is Jimbo's wife?

Pussy ain’t cheap !
 

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1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

The cult like behavior in Trumpers and Aggy is mind blowing.

Crown Trump king for life, and Jimbo coach for a decade and declare both to be the savior without a hint of ever doubting or room for debate. Until the train wreck is so obvious, then deflect and blame.

aggy's alignment w/ trumpkins goes much deeper than Jimbo.  Like trumpkins, they live in their own reality, think everyone hates them out of jealousy when it's really out of frustration, pity, and confusion over them crowing about imagined greatness.  

Whenever I read the aggy posts on the Time is a Flat Circlejerk: aggy Screenshot Megathread  thread, I think..."every fucking one of these mouth-breathing rubes are trumpkins".  And they are.  

the aggy "sarge" logo's face should be changed to trump.  they're the perfect match: mouth-breathing morons who like shitty nicknames. 

 

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

JuSt AsKiNg QuEsTiOnS

To quote Will McAvoy: "Yosemite?"

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On 11/10/2022 at 12:02 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

This lady ripped the far-right extremists to shreds in Tennessee. Her words are, of course, applicable across the country.

 

 

Ken Casey of the Dropkick Murphys needs to post on Surly. 
 

Man….we really need to go to a Dropkick Murphys show, drink way too much, and howl at the moon and shit. I hear their shows are fucking next level awesome.
On 11/10/2022 at 6:41 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

Bring back the Baphomet statue.

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What?  When did it leave?

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Man….we really need to go to a Dropkick Murphys show, drink way too much, and howl at the moon and shit. I hear their shows are fucking next level awesome.

Fuck yeah. First thing my wife got me for my birthday when we dated was tickets to Mighty Mighty Bosstones/Dropkick Murphys/Bim Skala Bim triple bill at the music hall.  
 

She’s a keeper

Nothing personal against @fattyflattie but here’s the moral confusion and intellectual bankruptcy of his wing of the party on full display

 

20 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Nothing personal against @fattyflattie but here’s the moral confusion and intellectual bankruptcy of his wing of the party on full display

 

Might have a little something to do with there being no real conception of domestic violence in the ol' colonial record, there, Dave.

To be fair, though, Counts was an Obama appointee before a Trump appointee.

And, Bruen is a hot fucking mess and I'll give the judge the benefit of the doubt.  https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.txwd.1177458/gov.uscourts.txwd.1177458.55.0.pdf

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45 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Fuck yeah. First thing my wife got me for my birthday when we dated was tickets to Mighty Mighty Bosstones/Dropkick Murphys/Bim Skala Bim triple bill at the music hall.  
 

She’s a keeper

My first wife got me tickets to Parliament Funkadelic and Bootsy Collins.

She wasn't a keeper.

27 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Nothing personal against @fattyflattie but here’s the moral confusion and intellectual bankruptcy of his wing of the party on full display

Actually, officially party less now. I said what I’d do, and I did. Half way there, eh? 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

What?  When did it leave?

When they got rid of the Ten Commandments sculpture. Mission accomplished!

25 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

My first wife got me tickets to Parliament Funkadelic and Bootsy Collins.

She wasn't a keeper.

She had good taste in music.

8 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

When they got rid of the Ten Commandments sculpture. Mission accomplished!

What a bunch of snowflakes. 

8 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

My first wife got me tickets to Parliament Funkadelic and Bootsy Collins.

She wasn't a keeper.

Yeah but you got to hear Flashlight live

9 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

She had good taste in music.

She didn’t know the first thing about them, but knew I was a big fan.

I'm here for the ska discussions

Skankin in the pit as a S. H. A. R. P. 

10 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

She didn’t know the first thing about them, but knew I was a big fan.

I once took a girl to a 311 concert because I knew she really liked the band. I didn’t know anything about them. 15 minutes into the show I lost all interest in the girl and was ready to go home.

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I once took a girl to a 311 concert because I knew she really liked the band. I didn’t know anything about them. 15 minutes into the show I lost all interest in the girl and was ready to go home.

311 is code for KKK!!!!!!!!

1 hour ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

I'm here for the ska discussions

Skankin in the pit as a S. H. A. R. P. 

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shitty singer, shitty human being and a dumb ass ...

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