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1 minute ago, honolulu horn said:

The average Russian has gotten fucked over so many times by their leaders that their asses are permanently prolapsed. They've been used, abused, and lied to for decades. Don't hate those poor bastards. 

I really do feel for the russian people. They've been shit on for the better part of 500 years by tzars, and then socialists, and then most recently a kleptocrat. And somehow, the suppression of free expression, cruelty, and sending their sons to die in war has been a constant throughline. 

The average Ivan is just along for the ride at this point, and has no ready access to any information but lies. And yet, despite the cult of personality that putin enjoys he's still hiding in bunkers. It's like he knows what he's doing is wrong or is taking an outrageous gamble. I don't understand how putin managed to fuck himself over so bad

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50 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I've read a few books about the first Gulf War, and we apparently had generals involved in the planning whose sole purpose, whether assigned that role or it was just their personality, was playing devil's advocate and coming up with scenarios where things go wrong.

That obviously didn't happen here - Putin had Yes Men around him.

Wonder how much his military leadership is telling him in terms of the actual situation, versus them telling him that various stories are just western propaganda.

US military calls it Red Team to punch holes in operation planning 

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25 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Top Haiku of 2022? Allow me to add the final line:

Eat a bag of dicks

Russia: Tough shitsky 

South Russia: Tough shitsky, y’all. 

Russians: Eat dicks bag

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1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

So China plays the slow game of behind the scenes backing Russia by credit, goods, new trade group….     China devalues the dollar and calls in our debt, actual wwIII?  

Please remember that until sanctions started to hit hard, Russia’s per capita GDP was comfortably higher than China’s and this was reflected in the living standard of the average Russian.  China’s continued growth and enrichment is tied to continued investment and trade with rich countries and cannot be offset by unhooking that wagon and instead hitching it to a much poorer, isolated set of rogue states. For political reasons China will help Russia out and will seek to find ways to benefit economically but there’s no fearsome China-Russia hydra brewing. If anything Russia would be a brake on China. 

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5 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Well put.  I will say this, I hold the people of Russia and at the very minimum complicit of this situation.  For 25 years they have turned a blind eye, or one at gun point, towards this inevitable situation.  When this is all said and done, they will suffer, perhaps more than the Ukrainians for their inaction.  Are they all bad people, of course not; but their continual inability to effect change within their own system makes them complicit in all this.  They don't value democracy because they have never had the will to fight for it, and that's on them. 

In short here comes a big bag of dicks headed your way, eat em.  

Similar to my thoughts.  I don't hate them, but they don't get a free pass for letting this cocksucker run roughshod over them.  Now b/c they're incapable of self governance, the rest of the world has to deal w/ their fucking mess. 

If their cities start getting bombed into rubble...you know like their dear leader is doing to their neighbor, my stance might change.

 

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6 hours ago, Porterhouse said:

I’ve never met a Russian stateside who isn’t a Putin homer, doesn’t deal in some shady import/export business, wear an indiscriminate amount of leather, and listen to techno music whilst never smiling. 

I mean, leave out the Putin part, and all the rest is sort of my retirement plan.

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7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I've read a few books about the first Gulf War, and we apparently had generals involved in the planning whose sole purpose, whether assigned that role or it was just their personality, was playing devil's advocate and coming up with scenarios where things go wrong.

That obviously didn't happen here - Putin had Yes Men around him.

Wonder how much his military leadership is telling him in terms of the actual situation, versus them telling him that various stories are just western propaganda.

Yeah that book I mentioned goes into this a bit.  Col Warden, a smart guy who essentially invented the OODA loop and energy management, wanted to get Iraq to capitulate solely through precision strikes on C3/infrastructure.  The rest of the leadership didn’t buy that AirPower alone would win a war and greatly expanded the bombing campaign as well as drawing up the ground strategy.  
 

I’m sure a lot of that was the Good Idea Fairy with all the stars wanting a piece of the action, but it ended up working pretty well outside of over estimating their resistance thus the Left Hook gave the Iraqi guard troops time to pull back and wait for a cease fire (they later massacred Kurds and lead to Northern/Southern Watch and my family living in Turkey for 3 years).  
 

Point being all signs say this is leadership not being held accountable. 

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8 hours ago, Shady Ray said:

Fear not...Germans can't handle spicy food whatsoever. Particularly that of the messcan variety. So that medium ain't gonna have no kick whatsoever. No exagerration here, but I have had the misfortune of eating store bought German salsa (which in English might as well translate to "ketchup with onion chunks") that was labeled as "hot" and it is something that babies in Texas could handle straight from the bottle.

 

On the other side, quite a few Germans have had the blessed fortune of having a "mild" version of my homemade stuff, and their reaction was as though they had consumed the core of Chernobyl itself.

 

Pussies.

One of my favorite European experiences, and this happens everytime I go, is the waiter warning you something is “spicy.”

Brady Bunch K GIF

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Hope the forces in and around Kyiv can beat the fuckers back. They can’t take relentless shelling from tanks like the other smaller cities.

fuck Putin. I really wish someone would kill him and make it look like an accident. There is not any other way to end this other than to end him. 
 

 

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11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Hope the forces in and around Kyiv can beat the fuckers back. They can’t take relentless shelling from tanks like the other smaller cities.

fuck Putin. I really wish someone would kill him and make it look like an accident. There is not any other way to end this other than to end him. 
 

 

If Lukashenko were to die, maybe there would be an uprising in Belarus that Russia couldn't put down while still conducting operations in Ukraine.

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1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Ok, so seeing two pieces of pretty critical disinformation spreading related to the war. Both of them are also being spread by a very influential U.S. blogger who has been recruited as a Viktor Orban fellow (I wish I were making that up). I’m not telling you to go over to his Twitter and drag him Surly style, but I’m not telling you NOT to do it. Both of these are clearly Kremlin narratives and not useful idiot narratives.

1. The Mariupol hospital bombing was a false flag.  The Nazi Azov battalion evacuated the building a long time ago, then started using it as a base.  Then after it was bombed, they rushed to use crisis actors to get a propaganda win for the Ukrainians and bait us into World War III! The proof is that a very pregnant Mariupol area beauty blogger was in the photographs. There is of course no way that she was, you know, at the fucking maternity hospital because she is from Mariupol and super pregnant. Russian gargoyles and their trolls are now slamming her online.

 

2. The gotdamn bio-weapons lab. They’ve amped it up to 11- now it is a whole CHAIN of bio labs, where the Americans and Ukrainians were nefariously planning to create viruses that spread via natural bird migrations to Russia and that were targeted at ethnic Slavs. Also, of course, they were weaponizing COVID-19 and doing experiments on bats.  And they escaped with all the evidence to Poland. Dirt bags! 
 

Anyway, here’s the Twitter of the American blogger who is getting paid by Orban and spreading this, he should be ratioed.

 

Fuck that guy! I hope you are dragging his ass on the Twitter. 

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9 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Ok, so seeing two pieces of pretty critical disinformation spreading related to the war. Both of them are also being spread by a very influential U.S. blogger who has been recruited as a Viktor Orban fellow (I wish I were making that up). I’m not telling you to go over to his Twitter and drag him Surly style, but I’m not telling you NOT to do it. Both of these are clearly Kremlin narratives and not useful idiot narratives.

1. The Mariupol hospital bombing was a false flag.  The Nazi Azov battalion evacuated the building a long time ago, then started using it as a base.  Then after it was bombed, they rushed to use crisis actors to get a propaganda win for the Ukrainians and bait us into World War III! The proof is that a very pregnant Mariupol area beauty blogger was in the photographs. There is of course no way that she was, you know, at the fucking maternity hospital because she is from Mariupol and super pregnant. Russian gargoyles and their trolls are now slamming her online.

 

2. The gotdamn bio-weapons lab. They’ve amped it up to 11- now it is a whole CHAIN of bio labs, where the Americans and Ukrainians were nefariously planning to create viruses that spread via natural bird migrations to Russia and that were targeted at ethnic Slavs. Also, of course, they were weaponizing COVID-19 and doing experiments on bats.  And they escaped with all the evidence to Poland. Dirt bags! 
 

Anyway, here’s the Twitter of the American blogger who is getting paid by Orban and spreading this, he should be ratioed.

 

Rod Dreher seems like he sucks.

 

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6 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Rod Dreher seems like he sucks.

 

Its literally Lavrov talking points.

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"We have heard pathetic rhetoric about some atrocities allegedly committed by the Russian army many times. On March 7, three days ago, our delegation presented evidence at a session of the UN Security Council that the maternity hospital in question had long been seized by the Azov battalion and other radicals. All expectant mothers, all nurses and other personnel had been driven out. It was a base of the ultra-radical battalion Azov. These facts were disclosed three days ago. It is up to you to make conclusions as to how the world public is being brainwashed," Lavrov said.

This is the blogger/Instagrammer that Kremlobots are calling a crisis actor.

 

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So I guess we will all allow them to take it as well…we need to sack up and kill Putin. Maybe Macron can talk to him some more about it? Maybe we can make Russia’s economy even worse off and that will do it? Maybe if he’s charged with war crimes? But god forbid let’s not let migs fly from NATO bases…let’s keep doing more of the same stuff and maybe Putin won’t go for Georgia and one of his own men will kill him…stop fucking around and assassinate him. Otherwise we will wind up on WW3 any way but will have allowed thousands upon thousands to die first and have left Ukraine in ruins and possibly other countries on Putin’s wishlist before we do the right thing and put a bullet in his skull and throw him in a wood chipper. 
 

 

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4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So I guess we will all allow them to take it as well…we need to sack up and kill Putin. Maybe Macron can talk to him some more about it? Maybe we can make Russia’s economy even worse off and that will do it? Maybe if he’s charged with war crimes? But god forbid let’s not let migs fly from NATO bases…let’s keep doing more of the same stuff and maybe Putin won’t go for Georgia and one of his own men will kill him…stop fucking around and assassinate him. Otherwise we will wind up on WW3 any way but will have allowed thousands upon thousands to die first and have left Ukraine in ruins and possibly other countries on Putin’s wishlist before we do the right thing and put a bullet in his skull and throw him in a wood chipper. 
 

 

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12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So I guess we will all allow them to take it as well…we need to sack up and kill Putin. Maybe Macron can talk to him some more about it? Maybe we can make Russia’s economy even worse off and that will do it? Maybe if he’s charged with war crimes? But god forbid let’s not let migs fly from NATO bases…let’s keep doing more of the same stuff and maybe Putin won’t go for Georgia and one of his own men will kill him…stop fucking around and assassinate him. Otherwise we will wind up on WW3 any way but will have allowed thousands upon thousands to die first and have left Ukraine in ruins and possibly other countries on Putin’s wishlist before we do the right thing and put a bullet in his skull and throw him in a wood chipper. 
 

 

What kind of manure for brains don't realize you can't control what directions bats fly and they are just as likely to spread the contagion to our own people?

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With the recent talk of disinformation, I just read an interesting article that's been tracking qanon conspiracy and found a significant overlap with russian disinformation and techniques (link). Relevant excerpts below:

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A new conspiracy theory has become popular among some of the online communities that formed around QAnon -- one simultaneously being promoted by the Kremlin as a justification for its invasion of Ukraine. The false claim: the United States is developing bioweapons in Ukraine and Vladimir Putin has stepped in to save the day and destroy the weapons.

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Russia's falsehoods about labs like this have not been limited to Ukraine. Similar claims were made about a lab in Tbilisi, Georgia; those were proven false. Dr. Filippa Lentzos, co-director of the Centre for Science & Security Studies at King's College London, visited the lab along with other experts and debunked the Russian claims. She told CNN the Russians are spreading the same lies about labs in Ukraine.

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It goes a bit like this. The Russian government makes suggestive statements, leaving breadcrumbs that are dutifully repeated by official Russian state media -- and then, increasingly importantly, by dozens of faceless websites (some of which the US has alleged are tied to Russian intelligence). Social media accounts push the idea further, build on it, make it more fantastical -- and those more fantastical claims eventually end up getting picked up by official Russian media and the cycle begins again.
 
Russia has been pushing various bits of disinformation about the US and biological weapons since the Cold War -- infamously publicizing, for instance, the false idea that the US manufactured the HIV/AIDS virus.

The loop of the russian government making suggestive statements, which are repeated and iterated on by mass media, and then further absurdified by smaller blogs, and then ultimately getting taken to crazy town by social media is eerily familiar. Thank god we're finally recognizing it as the information warfare that it is and taking steps to diminish its effect.

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