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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I agree with this. I mean, it's not a defense for green shirt, but old blue shirt did put his dukes up. 

Put up your dukes... Bet your boots...I'll be leaving just as fast as I can.....you know the rest....

9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The replies 

I hear Hurd might be looking for a job.

55 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Can you imagine what his tweets will be like when he is out of office? He will be totally unleashed. 

 

I imagine that Twitter might ban his account once he's out of office.

6 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I hear Hurd might be looking for a job.


Not a chance.  1) he's way too qualified, and 2) he's not 200% on board with sucking Trump's dick.

But the hell of it is...he'd actually be a decent pick.  Not great (light on high-level experience), but decent -- certainly a HUGE improvement over the first choice.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


Not a chance.  1) he's way too qualified, and 2) he's not 200% on board with sucking Trump's dick.

But the hell of it is...he'd actually be a decent pick.  Not great (light on high-level experience), but decent -- certainly a HUGE improvement over the first choice.

Yes, I knew the irony when I stated it.

 

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

9 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Such a racist.

 

See, now you're starting to get it.  

25 minutes ago, zork said:
‘GET HOME ASAP!’ 

Donald Trump celebrates as ASAP Rocky is released and allowed to leave Sweden ahead of street fight verdict

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  • Alahna Kindred
  • 2 Aug 2019, 18:36
  • Updated: 2 Aug 2019, 19:10

A$AP Rocky is allowed to leave Sweden while he awaits the verdict over a street fight in Stockholm, it has been reported.

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9643933/aap-rocky-allowed-leave-sweden-after-being-released-while-awaiting-verdict-over-street-fight/

Trump has tweeted more about a jailed American musician in Sweden, than a murdered Wash Post journalist in the Saudi Arabian embassy in Turkey.ordered by the Saudi Crown Prince.

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33 minutes ago, zork said:
‘GET HOME ASAP!’ 

Donald Trump celebrates as ASAP Rocky is released and allowed to leave Sweden ahead of street fight verdict

BREAKING
  • Alahna Kindred
  • 2 Aug 2019, 18:36
  • Updated: 2 Aug 2019, 19:10

A$AP Rocky is allowed to leave Sweden while he awaits the verdict over a street fight in Stockholm, it has been reported.

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9643933/aap-rocky-allowed-leave-sweden-after-being-released-while-awaiting-verdict-over-street-fight/

 

26 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Trump is trying to help get A$AP Rocky out of the clink in Sweden. Such a racist.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/asap-rocky-verdict-august-custody-866682/amp/

 

16 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

The fact that all three of you are touting this as some well fought victory that, I guess you think, proves he's not a racist shows just how much you don't understand what the fuck is going on in the world.  

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

 

 

The fact that all three of you are touting this as some well fought victory that, I guess you think, proves he's not a racist shows just how much you don't understand what the fuck is going on in the world.  

This x1000.

A Swedish court works, as they do without outside interference, "HUGE VICTORY FOR TRUMP!"

 

49 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

2nd video in this tweet -- Trump tries to dance around the fact that he has no idea what the Warsaw Uprising was:

 

Surprised he didn't name Mike Stivic Ambassador to Poland. 

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9 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

 

The fact that all three of you are touting this as some well fought victory that, I guess you think, proves he's not a racist shows just how much you don't understand what the fuck is going on in the world.  

Missed where I touted it as anything. I was joking around you gaping vagina. 

48 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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The odds of this happening because of the big bad media, is low. the only way I see this as a potential is that there is something in Ratcliffe's background that came to light that the media would have to disclose, and Ratcliffe didn't want it.

The more likely scenarios are that Ratcliffe publicly said something bad about Trump during the 2016 election cycle, or McConnell has some big problem with Ratcliffe.

20 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Trump has tweeted more about a jailed American musician in Sweden, than a murdered Wash Post journalist in the Saudi Arabian embassy in Turkey.ordered by the Saudi Crown Prince.

We all know the threat the Swedes present to the civilized world. 

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7 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Missed where I touted it as anything. I was joking around you gaping vagina. 

It's all just a big joke to you trumpkins.

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25 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The odds of this happening because of the big bad media, is low. the only way I see this as a potential is that there is something in Ratcliffe's background that came to light that the media would have to disclose, and Ratcliffe didn't want it.

The more likely scenarios are that Ratcliffe publicly said something bad about Trump during the 2016 election cycle, or McConnell has some big problem with Ratcliffe.

01) The "lamestream media" had nothing to do with it. (is that term still being used?)

02) The President picked Ratcliffe based on his gozo defense of him and not his qualifications.

03) GOP Senators were not inclined to  go the mat for said unqualified nominee.

If Trump wants to point fingers at anyone, it should be at himself or GOP leadership for not capitulating.

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Just now, Gil Bang said:

 

This guy talking about clowns.  Rich.

4 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

This guy talking about clowns.  Rich.

Big and rich.

Wonder how Bannon feels about Trump calling him one of his best pupils. Taught him everything he knows. 

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Completely beyond parody: Asked if he has a message for Poland on the anniversary of the Warsaw Uprising, Trump says, "I have a lot of respect for Poland, and as you know the people of Poland like me. And I like them. And I'm going to be going to Poland fairly soon."

I just quoted the text of the tweet above rather than share another look at fat blob's stupid face.  But the media needs to be doing this constantly.

Fuck getting dragged into all these verbal / social media slap fights. Ask specific questions that test knowledge of economy policy, history, geography. It won't accomplish anything, but neither does the latest social media imbroglio.

21 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I wonder what it's like to go through life without a brain.  

25 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

This guy talking about clowns.  Rich.

That bozo somehow managed to get a dye job between the time he left Washington and the time he went on stage in Cincinnati yesterday. He really is a clown show. It would be funny if it weren't for the fact that 40% of the public takes him seriously. 

13 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I wonder what it's like to go through life without a brain.  

 

15 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Trump supporter whips up on old man outside the rally:
 

 

"deplorables" -HRC

59 minutes ago, TornACL said:

I just quoted the text of the tweet above rather than share another look at fat blob's stupid face.

Thanks.  I'm about to start handing out supercharged tantric neg rep to anyone posting that tard's face on these sacred pages.

58 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

 

Side note...MC 900ft Jesus is from Dallas.  Used to see him out and about pretty regularly when I still lived there.

This, THIS is what is meant by the term “deep state”.

Government workers and bureaucrats running the government and national security without supervision or direction from the executive branch.

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Unbelievable.

Side note...MC 900ft Jesus is from Dallas.  Used to see him out and about pretty regularly when I still lived there.

Cool story, bro
40 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Side note...MC 900ft Jesus is from Dallas.  Used to see him out and about pretty regularly when I still lived there.

It isn't hard at all to spot him since he's so tall. 

4 minutes ago, retread said:

 

That's what he gets for asking an honest question.

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

I wonder what it's like to go through life without a brain.  

Research site

So articulate.  Near as I can tell, she has 4 biracial kids and 2 more who are . . . biracial . . . and then 2 who are mix of a white parent and a country.

9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So articulate.  Near as I can tell, she has 4 biracial kids and 2 more who are . . . biracial . . . and then 2 who are mix of a white parent and a country.

That and she can't be racist because she just hates Muslims.

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