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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

  • Francisco 2.0
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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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I won't get my hopes up, but I think it might actually be possible to build a convincing argument with the deplorables about the downside of indexing capital gains.  \\

 

"Do you ever sell stocks in a taxable account?"

"No"

"Do you sell expensive homes or other real estate in which you don't reside?"

"No"

"Well, if you did, this tax change would benefit you.  Since it doesn't benefit you, but obviously benefits somebody, why do you support such an idea?  What do you think it's going to do to  revenue and ultimately our budget deficit?"

 

A guy can dream.

22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I won't get my hopes up, but I think it might actually be possible to build a convincing argument with the deplorables about the downside of indexing capital gains.  \\

 

"Do you ever sell stocks in a taxable account?"

"No"

"Do you sell expensive homes or other real estate in which you don't reside?"

"No"

"Well, if you did, this tax change would benefit you.  Since it doesn't benefit you, but obviously benefits somebody, why do you support such an idea?  What do you think it's going to do to  revenue and ultimately our budget deficit?"

 

A guy can dream.

Yeah, no.  They all buy trickle down economics lock stock and barrel. 

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The only thing that makes it tolerable that the poor deplorable class rabidly supports economic policy that highly favors the investor class is being a member of the investor class.  It reminds me of the beached whale that a group of people work all day to unbeach, who just turns around and rebeaches himself.

No way Trump wasn’t porking this girl.  She’s been directly outside the Oval Office since day 1 of this administration. She’s a near Hope Hicks clone too. 

GOP, the hawks who support all hawkish behavior, unless it's Hillary Clinton's, and who denounce any and all security leaks unless they're Donald's, at which point it's "cool, POTUS got this".

Perfect president for the boomers. Watch TV all fucking day and post nonsense on social media.
 
Sadly this is best scenario with this fucktard, at least he's not actively doing harm.
 
 
Succinct af.
apropos of nothing, Eddie Izzard is funny as shit and i wish he had current standup. maybe he does, i need to go look. 
topic: Trump is the worst president in the history of the United States and he will be judged as such by history without question. 
GOP says hold my beer...

What did he tweet out that was classified?  I’m reading something from iran but did he just cut and paste a photo or?

Just now, Lobo said:

What did he tweet out that was classified?  I’m reading something from iran but did he just cut and paste a photo or?

He took a photo of a printed photo with his phone.

OMFG.

”y’all. he tweets pictures just like we tweet pictures”

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3 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

 It reminds me of the beached whale that a group of people work all day to unbeach, who just turns around and rebeaches himself.

This is actually just a description of Republicans getting bailed out by Democrats.

3 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

The only thing that makes it tolerable that the poor deplorable class rabidly supports economic policy that highly favors the investor class is being a member of the investor class.  It reminds me of the beached whale that a group of people work all day to unbeach, who just turns around and rebeaches himself.

It reminds me of this, because as soon as one gets done fucking somebody, they turn around and fuck them

 

What did he tweet out that was classified?  I’m reading something from iran but did he just cut and paste a photo or?
He tweeted photo (of photo) showed so much detail that we either (1) have drones over iran or (2) more technologically advanced satellites than anyone (i.e. adversaries) imagined.

Commercial sat image:




His tweet:

Well, Trump isn’t black or a women, so stuff like this is totally fine with them.  Idiots 

Of course, the best part about tweet was saying "US was not involved in the catastrophic accident", "best wishes and good luck in determining what happened".

Sounds like a third grader and MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING that it is pretty much an admission that we WERE involved.

That idiot used his flash to take the photo of the photo. 

omg r u srs?

This would be one of the biggest Presidential scandals ever if a Dem had done it.  The motherfucker tweeted a classified briefing photo.

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Tweeting out government secrets to own the libs.

Great job, Gary Johnson voters.  Ya'll did this nation proud in 2016.

 

He absolutely was fucking her.  This morning’s NYT article all but says it with the reference to tension in the East Wing. 

1 minute ago, Bateshorn said:

He absolutely was fucking her.  This morning’s NYT article all but says it with the reference to tension in the East Wing. 

Paywall -- got a cut and paste?

30 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Good job, Republicans.

 

Republicans literally could not be more proud of Donald Trump, his performance as President, and how he represents their party.  

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Paywall -- got a cut and paste?

I’m on my phone,  but this was the part that raised my eyebrows, also that Mulvaney had to spend all day convincing Trump to fire her:

The president had grown to trust her and had grown fond of her. According to Mr. Alberta’s book, Mr. Trump would refer to Ms. Westerhout as “my beautiful beauty.” She was often at his side on trips to Mar-a-Lago, his Palm Beach, Fla., resort, where she would accept gifts on behalf of Mr. Trump and trade business cards with his supporters. Some of them knew that if they wanted to reach the president by phone, they could bypass his other gatekeepers and go directly to her.

But she also had a fairly large coterie of enemies, including some in the East Wing — the purview of the first lady, Melania Trump — which viewed her with suspicion. Some of the president’s friends counseled him over the past two years that she was, in the words of one, “immature,” and was blocking access to him from some people he had known for years.

A very tasty word salad:

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President Trump indicated Friday that he wasn’t worried about his Mar-a-Lago resort as Hurricane Dorian bears down on southern Florida.

“Mar-a-Lago can handle itself. It’s a very powerful place,” Trump told reporters as he departed the White House for Camp David.

Brainfry.

 

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12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Sounds like someone is worried about a possible book deal for Madeline. 

15 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I really don't think Don wants to test those NDAs in court lol. But I'm happy to see him shoot himself in the foot

NDA’s for government employees? Yeah, that’s not a thing. Laws dictate what is classified information. Fuck this guy.

13 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

NDA’s for government employees? Yeah, that’s not a thing. Laws dictate what is classified information. Fuck this guy.

They are rare.  I don't think it's clear that the NDAs signed by POTUS staff are unenforceable, or even unenforceable for an employee's time in government.  It would seem that the courts lean in that direction, but I think we're in new territory here.

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