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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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2 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

A casual, beautiful, accurate phone call! 

People are saying it may have been the greatest phone call in history. Or at least since Paul Revere called people to tell them that the British were coming. 

Old blonde gal behind the stage has a severe case of whatever the Minnesota version of East Texas Box Face is. 


the face that made 10,000 lakes...
1 minute ago, TornACL said:

People are saying it may have been the greatest phone call in history. Or at least since Paul Revere called people to tell them that the British were coming. 

Revere was busy calling the pilots at the air force bases, libtard.

3 minutes ago, TornACL said:

People are saying it may have been the greatest phone call in history. Or at least since Paul Revere called people to tell them that the British were coming. 

The Kurds didn’t bother to help, though.

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1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

The Kurds didn’t bother to help, though.

If only had the Kurds stormed Omaha Beach.

8 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

A casual, beautiful, accurate phone call! 

"I shouldn't say it, but people say I'm the best at phone calls.  Perfect phone calls.  "Phony Trump" they call me.  And it's true, so true, believe me.  I make perfect phone calls.  Nobody comes close to being as phony as I am."

Projection. 

Trump on Pelosi: "She's either got one of two problems. She's either really stupid, or she's really lost it, or maybe there's a certain dishonesty in there someplace."

People are saying it may have been the greatest phone call in history. Or at least since Paul Revere called people to tell them that the British were coming. 


From the airport baggage claim

Trump simulating passion between two FBI agents.

I would prefer to be deaf now.


This is honestly really boring and stupid.


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He’s such a weird piece of shit. 

Just started watching. This is kinda scary.


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Me- “Motherfucker is damn fucked up y’all.”

Jeb-  “Yep.”

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

The only way that could have been more awkward is if he had pronounced it "Peter Stroke".

Another 99.9% white nazi crowd. Racism built this country and might end it too. 

Oh,well. Johnny sack thinks trump is doing a great job and while he didn’t vote for him in 2016, will definitely be voting for him in 2020.

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So did he pay the city ahead of time?

Wish someone from the Right would actually call him out for actually not delivering on his promises. I will give him that he’s done a good job of placing judges on the bench, which is about the only happening in the senate these days. 

4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Ship. Rats. Jumping. Sinking.
 

dude always looks like a dog that got caught eating the kitty litter

Nazi rallies have really lost their excitement since Leni Riefenstahl died.


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Nazi rallies have really lost their excitement since Leni Riefenstahl died.


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And the “master race” cheering them on seems to be, ummm, a significant downgrade.
13 hours ago, Js1 said:

Meh, if some nutjob kills him, we don't get the satisfaction of a) seeing him lose, b) watching him stand there and pout as Liz Warren takes the oath of office or c) watching him get dragged off to prison with Don Jr. and The Kush while Melania flees to Europe with Barron and Ivanka goes into witness protection. Oh, and D) witnessing millions of Trumpkins simultaneously stroke out next November. 

I absolutely want this piece of shit have to watch how badly he is going to get beat next November. I would like that to be followed by the state of New York issuing a warrant for his arrest for tax evasion the day he leaves office.

Then I would like to see him arrested again for treason committed against the United States for conspiring with a foreign power to win in 2016. I want that asshole to live to be a 110 and have to suffer every single fucking moment until then.

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I keep thinking book burning is the next logical step in this character arc of Trump.  Then I realize, at least Hitler read and realized the power of books.....Trump proudly exclaims he doesn't read.  

I absolutely want this piece of shit have to watch how badly he is going to get beat next November. I would like that to be followed by the state of New York issuing a warrant for his arrest for tax evasion the day he leaves office.
Then I would like to see him arrested again for treason committed against the United States for conspiring with a foreign power to win I'm 2016. I want that asshole to live to be a 110 and have to suffer every single fucking moment until then.



He is going to pardon everyone involved, and then some, including himself, and then dare the Supreme Court to disallow it.
I keep thinking book burning is the next logical step in this character arc of Trump.  Then I realize, at least Hitler read and realized the power of books.....Trump proudly exclaims he doesn't read.  

I mean....sure...but burning a pile of Kindles and iPads just doesn’t have the “cool” factor.
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


I mean....sure...but burning a pile of Kindles and iPads just doesn’t have the “cool” factor.

But it’s more damaging to the environment! Ha, suck on that lib!

I wish they'd go ahead and impeach the motherfucker. I can only eat so much popcorn.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I mean....sure...but burning a pile of Kindles and iPads just doesn’t have the “cool” factor.

Yeah, the medium doesn't really matter, just an FYI to you and the rest of the Waffen fantasy league you're in   

;) 

My favorite part was when he mentioned that they have to write multiple letters to the families of dead soldiers because they get together sometimes and read them so they can't be the same. Must be terrible to have to sign multiple letters. Tough job

29 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Oh,well. Johnny sack thinks trump is doing a great job and while he didn’t vote for him in 2016, will definitely be voting for him in 2020.

There's a Gubernatorial election here in Nov., and the Dem candidate is literally running ads using people who say they are still with Trump 100%, but will vote for him over him over the incumbent GOP candidate....who's ads are like homages to the orange god.

I don't know whether to be freighted, or oddly amused by the notion that I'm expected to take voting advice from anyone dumb enough to still support Trump. 

Here’s a thread with terrifying clips documenting tonight’s crazy.

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

Here’s a thread with terrifying clips documenting tonight’s crazy.
 

Geez, what do expect?  It takes time to edit photos.  We'll get you images of a full arena, just give us time.

wrong thread

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I haven't kept up with the news today. Focused on Game 5 tonight. Go Astros!

Finally read what's going on and caught a minute of Trump's rally.

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I’ve run out of synonyms for disgusting and traitorous.

3 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

Narrator: but what she did not know in that moment was that this could never end without a bit of the old ultra-violence. 

Does God want goodness or the choice of goodness? Is a man who chooses to be bad perhaps in some way better than a man who has the good imposed upon him?

23 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 

 


He is going to pardon everyone involved, and then some, including himself, and then dare the Supreme Court to disallow it.

 

 

I want to see whatever Democratic candidate that beats him in 2020 use the full force of the department of Justice to investigate every single damn person who defrauded this country and for actual criminal charges to be filed against Dotard and all the way down to whomever the low man or woman on the totem pole is.

I think John Roberts would relish overturning every single pardon Dotard would issue. 

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