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17 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

If he vetoes, they have to vote to override. But when the majority is veto proof they almost never veto … because of the implication.

I don’t think he figured when he gave his blessing to vote for it that nearly every single Republican was going to do it. He probably thought maybe 20 or 30, giving him an out to veto. What a dumbass.

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If they redact, I expect a whole bunch of Threat Level Midnight:

 

  • Dwight Schrute: "Samuel, you are such an idiot. You are the worst assistant ever and you're disgusting. Dwigt." Wait, who's Dwigt?
  • Pam Beesley: [in confessional] Here's what we think happened: Michael's sidekick, who all through the movie is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight, but then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace. But that doesn't work on misspelled words, leaving behind one "Dwigt." And Dwight figured it out. Oops!
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6 minutes ago, berlinerbaer said:

I don’t think he figured when he gave his blessing to vote for it that nearly every single Republican was going to do it. He probably thought maybe 20 or 30, giving him an out to veto. What a dumbass.

Trump and Johnson clearly thought the senate GOP would amend it to death. That nobody in the senate GOP wanted to do so indicates how weak he is now, and how toxic Epstein is for them.  

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44 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

When you hear the glass crashing, you instinctively know that a chair has not been thrown through a window, no…. Laura Loomer’s sprint across the parking lot has ended with her crushing head first through the window and onto the floor.  She is nude, smeared with her own feces as her first layer of battle protection.  Excrement and her long underarm hair twisted into a braid in the shape of a capital M,  denoting which political clan is most connected to the angry screaming voices in her head. 

Loomer’s sudden appearance is not unnoticed; Boebert skitters toward a corner and turns around, her back now protected.  Marge slowly stamps one deformed human hoof after the other onto the ground, Sumo style.  She balls her hands into fists and contracts every muscle in her body, her large throat pouch alternately expanding and contracting, an unmistakable display of dominance.

Marge ignores Boebert. She is not the threat.  Loomer turns her head sideways and stops to meet Marge’s gaze, now squatting as things appear, pushed by contraction out of several bodily orifices.  Weapons? Before Loomer fills both hands, Marge attacks.   Her squat, muscled body hides unfathomable speed, she closes the distance to Loomer in seconds…

 

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I think yall are overthinking things. Once the Cunt Cabal committed to voting for it he knew they had the votes and word spread to vote for it too and they do whatever dear leader says. They know other things are afoot like classification and reopening investigations. Dear Leader will never be implicated again. 

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fucking with the files will only draw more attention to them and inflame the conspiracy theorists on the right. 

which is exactly what they will do because they are idiots.

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10 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I think yall are overthinking things. Once the Cunt Cabal committed to voting for it he knew they had the votes and word spread to vote for it too and they do whatever dear leader says. They know other things are afoot like classification and reopening investigations. Dear Leader will never be implicated again. 

This. The only reason he would do an about face on releasing the files is because his cronies let him know the information was ready to be released, aka, they scrubbed him from it. 

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1 minute ago, The Dog said:

fucking with the files will only draw more attention to them and inflame the conspiracy theorists on the right. 

which is exactly what they will do because they are idiots.

yeah, this is where I am. they have been fighting like hell to stop the release because they know they can't put that toothpaste back in the tube and if it's redacted to the point of uselessness, it will only fuel more conspiracies. remember more so than being corrupt, these people are very, very, very dumb

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Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, The Dog said:

fucking with the files will only draw more attention to them and inflame the conspiracy theorists on the right. 

which is exactly what they will do because they are idiots.

 

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, this is where I am. they have been fighting like hell to stop the release because they know they can't put that toothpaste back in the tube and if it's redacted to the point of uselessness, it will only fuel more conspiracies. remember more so than being corrupt, these people are very, very, very dumb

Oh it'll be useful, they're only scrubbing Dear Leader, and maybe his friends, if they buy enough of his crypto. All the libs and hollywood types will have their names in full bold lettering. MSNBC and the internet will find which redactions are obviously Donald Trump and discuss it ad nauseum, but maga will be satiated because it's never been about the kids or punishing pedos, it's about owning the libs.

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

When you hear the glass crashing, you instinctively know that a chair has not been thrown through a window, no…. Laura Loomer’s sprint across the parking lot has ended with her crushing head first through the window and onto the floor.  She is nude, smeared with her own feces as her first layer of battle protection.  Excrement and her long underarm hair twisted into a braid in the shape of a capital M,  denoting which political clan is most connected to the angry screaming voices in her head. 

Loomer’s sudden appearance is not unnoticed; Boebert skitters toward a corner and turns around, her back now protected.  Marge slowly stamps one deformed human hoof after the other onto the ground, Sumo style.  She balls her hands into fists and contracts every muscle in her body, her large throat pouch alternately expanding and contracting, an unmistakable display of dominance.

Marge ignores Boebert. She is not the threat.  Loomer turns her head sideways and stops to meet Marge’s gaze, now squatting as things appear, pushed by contraction out of several bodily orifices.  Weapons? Before Loomer fills both hands, Marge attacks.   Her squat, muscled body hides unfathomable speed, she closes the distance to Loomer in seconds…

 

Outstanding fan fiction. Bravo

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1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, this is where I am. they have been fighting like hell to stop the release because they know they can't put that toothpaste back in the tube and if it's redacted to the point of uselessness, it will only fuel more conspiracies. remember more so than being corrupt, these people are very, very, very dumb

They have indeed put themselves into a corner.

They ran on a shouted creed of "RELEASE THE FILES!  WHAT ARE THE DEMS HIDING?"

Releasing redacted files won't get them there.  It's an easy response of "they're still hiding the truth from you, people."

You either release the whole goddamned thing, or you don't release it.  Those are the two choices.  And they never will release the whole goddamn thing (here's the stupid truth: they never could.  The files contain way too much personal victim info, and almost certainly contain significant CSAM (if there are videos etc.).  So, the previous administrations WERE acting appropriately when they concluded that they weren't just going to do a dump of massive quantities of unredacted investigative materials....but the Trumpists were too stupid to realize that).

So, they will continue to hang themselves with their own rope.  Good.

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1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

..Alabama?

Who-OAH Black Betty Bam a lam.

Birmingham.

I live in that small Venn diagram section where you can walk to bars and bus stops but you don't have to pre-plan where to take cover. Where some people are Karens but there are no HOAs.

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5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

who hijacked brisket's account? that was way too rosy for it to be him

I just gave him a back rub in the steam room. Pretty sure we both enjoyed it, mmm.

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

When you hear the glass crashing, you instinctively know that a chair has not been thrown through a window, no…. Laura Loomer’s sprint across the parking lot has ended with her crushing head first through the window and onto the floor.  She is nude, smeared with her own feces as her first layer of battle protection.  Excrement and her long underarm hair twisted into a braid in the shape of a capital M,  denoting which political clan is most connected to the angry screaming voices in her head. 

Loomer’s sudden appearance is not unnoticed; Boebert skitters toward a corner and turns around, her back now protected.  Marge slowly stamps one deformed human hoof after the other onto the ground, Sumo style.  She balls her hands into fists and contracts every muscle in her body, her large throat pouch alternately expanding and contracting, an unmistakable display of dominance.

Marge ignores Boebert. She is not the threat.  Loomer turns her head sideways and stops to meet Marge’s gaze, now squatting as things appear, pushed by contraction out of several bodily orifices.  Weapons? Before Loomer fills both hands, Marge attacks.   Her squat, muscled body hides unfathomable speed, she closes the distance to Loomer in seconds…

 

This is the worst choose your own adventure I've ever read

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Posted (edited)
29 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This. The only reason he would do an about face on releasing the files is because his cronies let him know the information was ready to be released, aka, they scrubbed him from it. 

I can’t be certain, but I remember hearing some Democratic congressman mention that there is language in the Epstein bill that makes it criminal not to release all of the file, an effort to create some statutory obstruction of Congress crime even more specific than the normal refusal to follow congressional subpoenas and such.  Could be wrong, I haven’t read the legislation.

I have to think that there are also some career DOJ/FBI peeps who are as unhappy as they can be.  They might be willing to take advantage of whistleblower statutes.   If the Trump team did not vet everybody who has had access to any of that for party loyalty, some of that information might already be in the hands of Trump hating third parties already.

it would certainly be stupid if they did that, but stupidity is on par with cruelty with those people

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6 minutes ago, elfenix said:

This is the worst choose your own adventure I've ever read

You're not gonna find better images than MTG throat-pulsing dominance displays, unless it's Loomer tightening up so much in a crouch that she extrudes body waste from multiple orifices, possibly every pore. That's pure Edna St. Vincent-Millay.

But the story fades away without new blood! There have to be some of your favorite abominations that we didn't think of-- Jump in! Nancy Mace can't stay waiting in the wings.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

. The game is far from over, but hopefully they start cracking more and fuckup their redactions

This possibility is absolutely in play. It happened during his first administration. They released a bunch of redacted documents, but they failed to right click the black bar and select flatten from the drop down menu. So anyone that received the electronic copy could just click and drag the black bar out of the way and see the redacted content.

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56 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I can’t be certain, but I remember hearing some Democratic congressman mention that there is language in the Epstein bill that makes it criminal not to release all of the file, an effort to create some statutory obstruction of Congress crime even more specific than the normal refusal to follow congressional subpoenas and such.  Could be wrong, I haven’t read the legislation.

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Blind hatred of Bill and Hillary Clinton fomented by Republican media is what started this whole mess.  He's their white whale.

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I mean at this point most of Clinton's then popular policies have proven disastrous. The Crime Bill, Welfare Reform, getting your health care through your employer, Don't ask Don't Tell, NAFTA...and so forth. Most Democrats don't like him anymore. Most of his close allies are now the ancient boomer Democrats we are desperate to dump. So please take out Bill Clinton at this point.

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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

fucking with the files will only draw more attention to them and inflame the conspiracy theorists on the right. 

which is exactly what they will do because they are idiots.

Surely someone is going to leak them. They reported on having hundreds of people reviewing thousands of files to identify all mentions of Trump. Not one person has made a copy or will slip it to the press? 
 

There’s also the possibility they redact improperly on whatever is produced. If there’s truly scandalous information, too many people have had access to it

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Posted
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

They have indeed put themselves into a corner.

They ran on a shouted creed of "RELEASE THE FILES!  WHAT ARE THE DEMS HIDING?"

Releasing redacted files won't get them there.  It's an easy response of "they're still hiding the truth from you, people."

And the hardcore conspiracy theorists lean pretty hard right, into libertarian territory.  It was easy for Trump to get them to the polls with all of the conspiracy bullshit, but the problem for him is that they are also the people who are going to freak out the most at redacted files. 

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2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Apparently you never forget the first guy you blow. 

With this post, first you need to look at the avatar. Then read the post. Then back to the avatar. It's amazing.

I'll be in me bunk.

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