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When they make a Rudy movie, the actor has the material to win an Oscar. Young thin attorney general goes after organized crime, NY gets safer, 9/11 mayor, then the turn to fat kook. Trump lawyer in Ukraine. Four seasons landscaping. Hair dye. Daughter doesn’t like him. I’m 
 

the script writes itself. 

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2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Imagine what Brian Cranston could do as old Rudy. 

This just blew my mind.  I think my buddy can get a script out by Christmas, working title:  "The 9/11 of Mayors" 

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4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I’m thinking Nic Cage could pull off a pretty over the top crazy rudy.  

Nic Cage would do a one man show version of Human centipede as long as the check cleared.

He can’t and wouldn’t turn down the role.

Dude probably gives hj’s to hobos for quarters.

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12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s obviously had it for days and days based on how he’s looked and sounded in PCs and trials, and they hid it until his symptoms required a hospital stay. Reckless and criminal. 

That would explain the farting.

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Would certainly explain Rudy's symptoms.  

"Mr. Mayor, you have pints of colored hair tonic trickling into your mouth."  

"Really?  I don't taste anything"

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26 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

How badly does Trump hope for Giuliani to die with his secrets and lawyer's fees due?

On second thought, I guess I don't want Rudy to die a horrific, miserable death?

Well, at least not until he testifies against Trump.

 

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