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I'm finally ready to talk about this.

I clicked on the liquid smoke thread before there were any replies, just shook my head, and left without commenting.

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11 minutes ago, threesheets said:

I'm finally ready to talk about this.

I clicked on the liquid smoke thread before there were any replies, just shook my head, and left without commenting.

I almost did that with this thread. 

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5 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

I signed up for this hornfans.com thing.  Then I went to LFZ, then Shaggy, Shaggy 2.0, now Surly.  Look at me now.

I did all this and created a Twitter account.

@losing

Edited by BurntEyes

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I got in trouble once back in 2004 when I was still drinking, called a female coworker "sugartits" in an email that traversed the internet so I guess that counts.

I think this thread may make me quit surly. . .God knows the 11 years that I've been online with you sonsofbitches have probably cost me a cool $1MM in opportunity cost wages.

Edit:

I did Dox my FIL on the shag, he's so vain he googles himself (or worse, maybe paid a consultant to?) and found a link to an article that was published about him in Playboy.  Yes, he was interviewed by Playboy magazine, even had his head shot in the article.

He figured out who I was and next time he saw me he greeted me "Hey BearSchlong!" which certainly made my blood run cold for a moment.

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23 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

I got in trouble once back in 2004 when I was still drinking, called a female coworker "sugartits" in an email that traversed the internet so I guess that counts.

I think this thread may make me quit surly. . .God knows the 11 years that I've been online with you sonsofbitches have probably cost me a cool $1MM in opportunity cost wages.

Edit:

I did Dox my FIL on the shag, he's so vain he googles himself (or worse, maybe paid a consultant to?) and found a link to an article that was published about him in Playboy.  Yes, he was interviewed by Playboy magazine, even had his head shot in the article.

He figured out who I was and next time he saw me he greeted me "Hey BearSchlong!" which certainly made my blood run cold for a moment.

Was he the shooter or the victim?

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1 hour ago, jeevsie said:

I signed up for this hornfans.com thing.  Then I went to LFZ, then Shaggy, Shaggy 2.0, now Surly.  Look at me now.

Ditto on all that.  Plus a couple of boards prior to hornfans.

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I proposed to my girlfriend at a sporting event and she declined because I have a small dick.  

Edited by Nivek

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2 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

I got really drunk and suicidal on shaggy once. Don't remember a lot of it. I think back in '08.

Was it because of Gideon?

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Early high school. Ruined a girl's surprise party (well, the surprise part, not the party itself) by asking her a question about it on facebook.

Then I wasn't even able to go. 

She was cool though. Smoked a good amount of weed with her in subsequent years. 

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41 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Early high school. Ruined a girl's surprise party (well, the surprise part, not the party itself) by asking her a question about it on facebook.

Then I wasn't even able to go. 

She was cool though. Smoked a good amount of weed with her in subsequent years. 

And...?

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Early high school. Ruined a girl's surprise party (well, the surprise part, not the party itself) by asking her a question about it on facebook.
Then I wasn't even able to go. 
She was cool though. Smoked a good amount of weed with her in subsequent years. 

This is the worst Penthouse Forum letter ever.

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There was a thread on TOS where someone mentioned Elizabeth Olsen. The next poster said, "I prefer her sister, Bree." I thought to myself, "Bree Olson. I recognize that name, but I can't remember from where." So I decided to google her name ON MY WORK COMPUTER. When nothing showed up in my google search, it dawned on me that "safe search" is on and the sites she is usually on are definitely not safe.

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Let's turn this into the "Who am I game"

I did an AMA on Reddit, joked about a website being worth tree fiddy; lost the website to a cocksucker
Started a new and better website
Who am I?

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8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

All those years of hard work for nothing.

Isn't that what your Mom said?

(Sorry, had to do it)

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Not that I'd know, but if you ever leave Mexico to chase after some hot crazy chick on the other side of the continent who seems great on the internet, that's, uh, kinda like leaving your job at the toothbrush factory to go look for a toothbrush in the middle of the Sahara desert.

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11 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Not that I'd know, but if you ever leave Mexico to chase after some hot crazy chick on the other side of the continent who seems great on the internet, that's, uh, kinda like leaving your job at the toothbrush factory to go look for a toothbrush in the middle of the Sahara desert.

So, you didn’t get laid?

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1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

So, you didn’t get laid?

Yes. But there was some misallocation of resources, such as jet fuel, in order to get the same thing as was all up and down the street within walking distance.

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6 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Yes. But there was some misallocation of resources, such as jet fuel, in order to get the same thing as was all up and down the street within walking distance.

Like a reverse Rocko?

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14 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

Learning that surfing porn on the corporate network in the 90s was, in fact, frowned upon.

The day I learned my company had an IT dept.  I know this day.

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21 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Nway.

I knew a guy who chased a chick from Austin to NYC to South Africa. 45 years ago. He never would say if he scored.

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23 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I knew a guy who chased a chick from Austin to NYC to South Africa. 45 years ago. He never would say if he scored.

Dude just probably wanted to travel.

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16 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

Learning that surfing porn on the corporate network in the 90s was, in fact, frowned upon.

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George?

Edited by Dnaguy

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We've all tried to fuck a fitlump at one time or another, can't really fault you there.  Mine had a mouth bigger than mine, thought she was gonna suck my head like a crawdad.

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