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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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No way this thing makes 1,000. I doubt it makes 600. 

There may only be another 10 pages of recruiting content, but there will be at least another 300 of crap.  Probably at least 40 500! posts on page 501, also.

16 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

You know, for an aggie, she seems like a good mom.... unlike Bryce Foster's red ass mom.

Edited by Lou_Sassle

Does it give anyone else the….heeby geebies when you see a Texas “grad/player” (albeit huge fan) have such…lovely grammar? I appreciate you Miller and your run stuffing ways but I’m beginning to wondered..

Edited by RockyMountainHighHorn

9 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Well shit, if Josh says so. What did Fred say?

Josh predicted that the Hindenburg would crash. So there’s that.

4 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Does it give anyone else the….heeby geebies when you see a Texas “grad/player” (albeit huge fan) have such…lovely grammar? I appreciate you Miller and your run stuffing ways but I’m being to wondered..

Ion give a fuck about his grammar, he’s going to battle on the Twitter for Texas against the land thieves. 

8 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Does it give anyone else the….heeby geebies when you see a Texas “grad/player” (albeit huge fan) have such…lovely grammar? I appreciate you Miller and your run stuffing ways but I’m beginning to wondered..

That is what happens when you speak into a phone. It doesn't catch the difference between "wonder" and "wondered," and then you don't catch that mistake before hitting send. It happens to be all the time.

14 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Does it give anyone else the….heeby geebies when you see a Texas “grad/player” (albeit huge fan) have such…lovely grammar? I appreciate you Miller and your run stuffing ways but I’m beginning to wondered..

No34

17 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Does it give anyone else the….heeby geebies when you see a Texas “grad/player” (albeit huge fan) have such…lovely grammar? I appreciate you Miller and your run stuffing ways but I’m beginning to wondered..

no and stfu k bye

3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Made it official, Jonah Wilson committed to Houston

Processed.

2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Made it official, Jonah Wilson committed to Houston

I guess that's a choice. 

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5 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Made it official, Jonah Wilson committed to Houston

Imagine choosing third ward over Quinn/Arch.

Edited by Chuckie Finster

Agreed. Don't see how you decommit after seeing our offense and having Quinn and arch on deck. Oh well, would have loved to have him. Best of luck.

14 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Made it official, Jonah Wilson committed to Houston

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9 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Imagine choosing third ward over Quinn/Arch.

feels like a situation where there is way more to it. U of H is like ~25 miles away from home.

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is that his kid?  what, did he become a dad at 15?

17 minutes ago, gurt said:

is that his kid?  what, did he become a dad at 15?

Pretty sure that’s Jay-Z’s kid.

39 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Made it official, Jonah Wilson committed to Houston

😂😂😂 Good luck to him. [BestAggieVoice] I guess he wasn’t SEC good, did not want [/BestAggieVoice]

48 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Made it official, Jonah Wilson committed to Houston

have fun i guess.

He really decommitted to us to go to Coug high? What’s the story here? 

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

He really decommitted to us to go to Coug high? What’s the story here? 

folks at reddit and twitter are saying it's because he has a kid

I'd guess the proximity to the Downtown aquarium had something to do with it as well 

12 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

He really decommitted to us to go to Coug high? What’s the story here? 

 

10 minutes ago, NoName said:

folks at reddit and twitter are saying it's because he has a kid

 

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20 minutes ago, NoName said:

folks at reddit and twitter are saying it's because he has a kid

I recall Gary Johnson having like 8 kids while he was here and it wasn’t a problem. 

23 minutes ago, NoName said:

folks at reddit and twitter are saying it's because he has a kid

You have to respect that decision. Hard to fault a kid for choosing what is best for his kid over Texas. 

9 hours ago, runthebone said:

There may only be another 10 pages of recruiting content, but there will be at least another 300 of crap.  Probably at least 40 500! posts on page 501, also.

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7 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

I recall Gary Johnson having like 8 kids while he was here and it wasn’t a problem. 

So, that’s how it became known as a “Johnson” …

Wish him luck at Cougar High and raising his kid properly is all I can say.

4 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

You have to respect that decision. Hard to fault a kid for choosing what is best for his kid over Texas. 

Hard disagree.

3 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Hard disagree.

Yea, he should move his baby and baby momma to live with him in Austin while he plays school and football. He won't be distracted at all. Or he should decide to be an absent father and to hell with baby and baby momma while he bangs bitches and plays school and football.

Fuck him, his family, his desire to be a better man, and his feelings. 

5 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Fuck him, his family, his desire to be a better man, and his feelings. 

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15 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Yea, he should move his baby and baby momma to live with him in Austin while he plays school and football. He won't be distracted at all. Or he should decide to be an absent father and to hell with baby and baby momma while he bangs bitches and plays school and football.

Fuck him, his family, his desire to be a better man, and his feelings. 

I couldnt have said it better myself. 

Kids!  Responsibilities!  

Fuuuuck!

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33 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

So, that’s how it became known as a “Johnson” …

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18 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I was being sarcastic

 

So was I dumbass.

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

hard disagree

ok you're right I'm the devil

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

hard disagree

Quality funny. Good job!

34 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I was being sarcastic

 

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