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3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Ok, I'm not going to fucking catch up 15 pages of this shit. Who wants to be a mensch and let me know if anything *worth a shit* had dropped since last night?

The link timelining Urban's transition to ohiho was of interest.  Also how he dealt with the questions was of note.

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2 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

My $.02

CDC and brass meet with UM to plant the seed

UM, like any good leader, understands he's only as good as his people and doesn't want to make any moves until he knows his staff

UM plants the seed with his dudes and is awaiting their response

Meanwhile, the urge to coach again is growing inside a still hungry UM.  These guys love it, look at Mack, Gruden, Herm, etc. All great analysts who went back to coaching. 

UM continues to push his dudes because now he's excited.  UM's dudes tell him they're in, then UM tells TX

 

 

Where do I send $9.95? 

42 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Also people that schedule weddings during CFB season are the worst

Ohhh so you are somewhat of a fan? Well, this changes everything, doesn't it Steamboat? 

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Ok, I'm not going to fucking catch up 15 pages of this shit. Who wants to be a mensch and let me know if anything *worth a shit* had dropped since last night?

I'll let you know that I wasn't on and didn't read any of it, but I know that not shit happened that we are aware of.

6 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

I'll be one of those assholes who bring reason into this circus. 

If he'd said no. The whole world would know by now. Dont you think?

Now hit me with Boo this man gif. 

That's my thoughts--also, we'd be picking over our second and third coaching options.  

2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Nothing. Urban hasn't said no. Bobby Burton still hasn't heard anything. We're just waiting for Tom to get canned. 

Yeah, it was surreal reading something from him that didn't contain, "I am told." He hasn't been told shit. This is so on brand for 2020.

Well based of rumor, innuendo, and hotel curtain analysis by the surly csi team cross referenced against data points by the flightaware analytics dept CDCs had this thing the bag for 2 months.

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5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Believe me, you don’t want to hear about the mysterious NFL figure. If that ever comes to bear, it’s going to be like injecting new corona into the bloodstream of this board. Do. Not. Want.

We need to hear nothing through the game tomorrow. FOX will be telling. If we hear something today, it will be bad. If we hear anything from FOX people, it will be bad. If they’re awkwardly never talking to him much about Texas just before, during and after Texas plays, it will be good. 

 

 

This....

But there is also this: https://www.onlygators.com/11/20/2011/urban-meyer-to-ohio-state-the-timeline/

But I think Urban learned a lot from that experience and we are abiding by his wishes with keeping this so closed off in regards to information. 

Earlier someone linked an eleven warriors site where they referred to urban as Texas next head coach. 

Interesting because eleven warriors also kind of broke the urban to Ohio State thing back in 2011 according to the link above. 

It's fascinating the similar parallels each process has taken.

 

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Ohio State's played one football game in the span of about a month. I'm ready for that to change.

Word of the Day: Fealty.

 SOS. Future Texas head coach Urban Meyer is undoubtedly busy these days, but he took some time out of his busy schedule to tell us all about how Cincinnati could have the stronger schedule, and thus, a better playoff resume than Ohio State.

 

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6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Ok, I'm not going to fucking catch up 15 pages of this shit. Who wants to be a mensch and let me know if anything *worth a shit* had dropped since last night?

pretty sure most of us dropped a shit since last night

Page 300.  So, back to that McRib.....

42 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Looks like FancyBoots is driving to the game with her dogs. 

 

You would think someone that expends the energy and resources to drive to Manhattan in December and watch us play in a meaningless game would be more open to hiring the second best coach in Cfb.
 

I’m just a typical season ticket holder that goes to 4-5 games a year. Last year I really started thinking about how much energy I needed to devote to taking my son watch our underperforming team. He’s 12 and he hasn’t seen one exciting season.  It’s a bunch of bullshit. 

1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Seriously doubt I am alone on this except for most of you on this abortion of a thread.

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5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Believe me, you don’t want to hear about the mysterious NFL figure. If that ever comes to bear, it’s going to be like injecting new corona into the bloodstream of this board. Do. Not. Want.

We need to hear nothing through the game tomorrow. FOX will be telling. If we hear something today, it will be bad. If we hear anything from FOX people, it will be bad. If they’re awkwardly never talking to him much about Texas just before, during and after Texas plays, it will be good. 

 

 

Wade Phillips to Texas confirmed

30 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

What city are you mayor of?

He’s Andrew Cuomo. 

Also mentioned that Dabo may be gettable at 12 million. 

At 12M, everyone is gettable! You, me, the whole of Surly as a collective is gettable. That’s doesn’t mean they are worth a shit and can coach, or use it to get a bump in $!
9 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Someone who hornindallas says is legit said it's done but nobody believes him.

Burton said that Texas hasn't heard an answer and that he has no sources on the Ohio State side.

That's it.

* rolls over and goes back to sleep *

4 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Fuck. It is Bill O'Brien, isn't it?

I'd take Bill O'Brien hands down, I think, over the name that motherfucker floated to us in a chat group earlier this week. It was so bad about 2 or 3 of us assumed he was trolling. When he swore us to secrecy, one chat person made the correct and insightful response of "I'd be too embarrassed to share this with anyone."

8 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Fuck. It is Bill O'Brien, isn't it?


Yes. 

9 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Fuck. It is Bill O'Brien, isn't it?

I’d rather eat an entire beer bottle.

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'd take Bill O'Brien hands down, I think, over the name that motherfucker floated to us in a chat group earlier this week. It was so bad about 2 or 3 of us assumed he was trolling. When he swore us to secrecy, one chat person made the correct and insightful response of "I'd be too embarrassed to share this with anyone."

Shit, I'd take Fickle over Bill O'Brien.  Give me Sark as HC and Muschamp as DC over Bill O'Brien. 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'd take Bill O'Brien hands down, I think, over the name that motherfucker floated to us in a chat group earlier this week. It was so bad about 2 or 3 of us assumed he was trolling. When he swore us to secrecy, one chat person made the correct and insightful response of "I'd be too embarrassed to share this with anyone."

That's gotta be Adam Gase. ;)

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

I'd take Bill O'Brien hands down, I think, over the name that motherfucker floated to us in a chat group earlier this week. It was so bad about 2 or 3 of us assumed he was trolling. When he swore us to secrecy, one chat person made the correct and insightful response of "I'd be too embarrassed to share this with anyone."

well the worst trolling would be Jeff Fisher

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'd take Bill O'Brien hands down, I think, over the name that motherfucker floated to us in a chat group earlier this week. It was so bad about 2 or 3 of us assumed he was trolling. When he swore us to secrecy, one chat person made the correct and insightful response of "I'd be too embarrassed to share this with anyone."

out with it bitches

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'd take Bill O'Brien hands down, I think, over the name that motherfucker floated to us in a chat group earlier this week. It was so bad about 2 or 3 of us assumed he was trolling. When he swore us to secrecy, one chat person made the correct and insightful response of "I'd be too embarrassed to share this with anyone."

Haha. Jason Garrett. 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'd take Bill O'Brien hands down, I think, over the name that motherfucker floated to us in a chat group earlier this week. It was so bad about 2 or 3 of us assumed he was trolling. When he swore us to secrecy, one chat person made the correct and insightful response of "I'd be too embarrassed to share this with anyone."

oh my god, it's Tony Dungy.

Has Shelley tweeted anything yet? She has a propensity for the socials...

One of you fuckers that's on twitter should text links to Austin Spin studios to Shelley and see if you get a Thanks! or an LOL!

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

One of you fuckers that's on twitter should text links to Austin Spin studios to Shelley and see if you get a Thanks! or an LOL!

I'd bet my bottom dollar Shelley has a Peleton. 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'd take Bill O'Brien hands down, I think, over the name that motherfucker floated to us in a chat group earlier this week. It was so bad about 2 or 3 of us assumed he was trolling. When he swore us to secrecy, one chat person made the correct and insightful response of "I'd be too embarrassed to share this with anyone."

This is not good. This can't be a serious consideration?

18 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

How does season 2  compare to season 1? I haven't started it yet. 

Just as good, if not better.

We finally learn Baby Yoda's real name and a beloved Jedi from The Clone Wars makes an appearance.

2 hours ago, immamac said:

So uh...what's today's thread title? 

Texas Football Held Hostage: Penultimate Day

There's only one way to interpret UM's "I don't know, yet" comment. Only one. They're still in negotiations. At this point it's all about compensation for him and his staff. 

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'd take Bill O'Brien hands down, I think, over the name that motherfucker floated to us in a chat group earlier this week. It was so bad about 2 or 3 of us assumed he was trolling. When he swore us to secrecy, one chat person made the correct and insightful response of "I'd be too embarrassed to share this with anyone."

Please don't be Kellen Moore. Please don't be Kellen Moore. Please don't be Kellen Moore.

4 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:

Has Shelley tweeted anything yet? She has a propensity for the socials...

Hold up lemme call Woodhouse again....

Sorry but who is "that motherfucker" revealing names in the group chat with a surly poster?

13 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

That's my thoughts--also, we'd be picking over our second and third coaching options.  

Except , as I stated several pages prior, he hates Herman and a no, now, is much different than a no a month from now.  The latter fucks Herman the most. 

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'd take Bill O'Brien hands down, I think, over the name that motherfucker floated to us in a chat group earlier this week. It was so bad about 2 or 3 of us assumed he was trolling. When he swore us to secrecy, one chat person made the correct and insightful response of "I'd be too embarrassed to share this with anyone."


Our assistant AD was responsible for hiring Mile Riley at Nebraska. If he has any input to this search, the head coach at Fresno St is probably on our short list. 

Maybe the Urban announcement will be early Monday morning being Pearl Harbor day.......

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'd take Bill O'Brien hands down, I think, over the name that motherfucker floated to us in a chat group earlier this week. It was so bad about 2 or 3 of us assumed he was trolling. When he swore us to secrecy, one chat person made the correct and insightful response of "I'd be too embarrassed to share this with anyone."

Sounds like Jason Garrett to me. I'd be embarrassed as well to even utter that name 

2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

This is not good. This can't be a serious consideration?

I didn't think so until the motherfucker alluded to it here. I'm still fervently hoping he's decided to expand his trolling audience. 

7 hours ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Shaggy still owns lawn chairs I left at the 2010 Rose Bowl.  That was the one where there was the Breaking Bad RV broke down in AZ.  Some of the old shaggy elite met me at that tailgate on the golf course.

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1 hour ago, utee94 said:

I wasn't there, was I?  

Was that chick with the glass eyeball there?

1 minute ago, jdhorn92 said:

Except , as I stated several pages prior, he hates Herman and a no, now, is much different than a no a month from now.  The latter fucks Herman the most. 

Urban is working for a national network that broadcasts many Longhorns games. He's a fucking professional. If he was just chilling at home retired then sure, maybe he'd string shit along to fuck with Tom.

One of you fuckers that's on twitter should text links to Austin Spin studios to Shelley and see if you get a Thanks! or an LOL!
Please no. She's getting constantly spammed by texas fans with bad judgment (shocking, I know).
10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'd take Bill O'Brien hands down, I think, over the name that motherfucker floated to us in a chat group earlier this week. It was so bad about 2 or 3 of us assumed he was trolling. When he swore us to secrecy, one chat person made the correct and insightful response of "I'd be too embarrassed to share this with anyone."

Jeff Fisher?

21 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

My $.02

CDC and brass meet with UM to plant the seed

UM, like any good leader, understands he's only as good as his people and doesn't want to make any moves until he knows his staff

UM plants the seed with his dudes and is awaiting their response

Meanwhile, the urge to coach again is growing inside a still hungry UM.  These guys love it, look at Mack, Gruden, Herm, etc. All great analysts who went back to coaching. 

UM continues to push his dudes because now he's excited.  UM's dudes tell him they're in, then UM tells TX

 

 

This is the way, but I'd find some new "dudes" for 7 years/$84 MM if I were UM.

He's been in coaching decades, surely he can get referrals for competent support staff. C'mon, Urban.

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10 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Page 300.  So, back to that McRib.....

And the Mandalorian is holding it, while doing something with mayo, measuring tape and a partially empty hand lotion/cream/sanitizer/something or other.  He's the new space MacGyver, and he's hunting Ketch.  

There's only one way to interpret UM's "I don't know, yet" comment. Only one. They're still in negotiations. At this point it's all about compensation for him and his staff. 
Or "it's done but I can't talk about it yet, but I'm caught completely off guard, so let's say something obscure as quickly as possible"
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