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22 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Most common surly poster occupations. 
 

1-lawyers 

2-sales

17-doctors 

3-hydraulics

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8 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

I would only be okay with Mullen and maybe Brian Kelly.  This is assuming Dabo is no go.

Todd dodge would be better than herm, 

Just now, alphahorn said:

Not sure who's more overrated Mario of Franklin

They both suck. Campbell and Fickell should be way higher on the list. 

31 minutes ago, troph said:

Fuck !! He’s on set !!!

Only because its his last day. He wants to enjoy it one last time. Who the he'll really knows. CDC is probably going to fire Herman in his office so it won't happen tonight.

a) I married a poster from here

b) we got divorced

c) I got surly as compensation I guess

d) Anyone here that has met me or knows me knows what I look like. If you like tall, skinny girls without any plastic surgery and a surgically repaired collarbone that is obsessed with football you can get to know me.

e) Y'all make me smile

 

Keep at it. Past 400 pages!!!! It is hard to believe that a chick would be this engaged with football but I am. I think I have already posted pictures of myself (not anything sexy) on this board  a few times.

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

Not sure who's more overrated Mario of Franklin

I’d say Mario. His career kinda reminds me of Jeff Tedford, where Justin Herbert was his Aaron Rogers

oregon 17 cal 21. No to cristobal.

7 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

You obviously don’t live in Texas.  A true drunk knows to take stock on Saturday and make any purchases needed for Sunday.

Beer and wine, dude. Beer and wine.

5 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

CDC has placed himself on the chopping block with this circus. Either he hits his target or he’s likely out of Austin too. Urban is the only coach worth the buyouts. I respect Mullen as a coach but you can’t objectively say his staff is head & shoulders better than what we have right now. Especially on the defensive side of the ball. 

I can absolutely say that.

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

Rhule was 11-3 last year Aranda is 2-5

Rhule recruited like dogshit and Baylor's 11-3 record was a confluence of execution and a lot of luck.

Rhule would be a risky hire even if he weren't impossible to get and also in love with the NFL.

edit - should clarify I know that's not really what you're saying but I have to get this Rhule stuff off my chest. Lay off, bro.

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4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

CDC?

Hell, we and the media have created this circus.

Actually, I think it was Herman's shitty performance.

2 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

CDC has placed himself on the chopping block with this circus. Either he hits his target or he’s likely out of Austin too. Urban is the only coach worth the buyouts. I respect Mullen as a coach but you can’t objectively say his staff is head & shoulders better than what we have right now. Especially on the defensive side of the ball. 

Fuck dude, you've watched 4 years of Herman going 1-4 against OU, 1-3 against TCU, 0-2 to Maryland, needing FG to beat Kansas, almost every player regress each year, and on and on. Yet, your genius take is that no motherfucker exists other than Meyer that can do a better job than Mensa? 

 

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7 minutes ago, troph said:

So tomorrow morning - what time do you start to hit the panic button with no announcement ?

We’ve been hitting the panic button for 400+ pages.

I’ve seen multiple people bring up Freeze.  Do you really think we are going to hire a guy who got fired for paying hookers with his company credit card?

Just now, Nicole44 said:

a) I married a poster from here

b) we got divorced

c) I got surly as compensation I guess

d) Anyone here that has met me or knows me knows what I look like. If you like tall, skinny girls without any plastic surgery and a surgically repaired collarbone that is obsessed with football you can get to know me.

e) Y'all make me smile

 

Keep at it. Past 400 pages!!!! It is hard to believe that a chick would be this engaged with football but I am. I think I have already posted pictures of myself (not anything sexy) on this board  a few times.

Short brunettes with a nice ass.  🤷🏽‍♂️
 

27 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Especially if CDC’s word to Herman is “As strong as oak.”

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1 minute ago, Bevo said:

oregon 17 cal 21. No to cristobal.

Hard pass

5 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

CDC?

Hell, we and the media have created this circus.

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12 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Plenty? List them motherfuckers. Would they realistically out perform Herman’s staff with two years of familiarity in a system?  

Freeze and Mullen MIGHT have a win % slightly higher than TH.   But that’s not going to be enough for the swinging Ds to write that buyout check.   Believe the thread title.  

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

#5 is hydraulics.

Based on posts during working hours ya'll are seriously undercounting the bureaucrat, government employee quotient...  Now excuse me as I go check my government retirement plan.

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

a) I married a poster from here

b) we got divorced

c) I got surly as compensation I guess

d) Anyone here that has met me or knows me knows what I look like. If you like tall, skinny girls without any plastic surgery and a surgically repaired collarbone that is obsessed with football you can get to know me.

e) Y'all make me smile

 

Keep at it. Past 400 pages!!!! It is hard to believe that a chick would be this engaged with football but I am. I think I have already posted pictures of myself (not anything sexy) on this board  a few times.

Great having you here. Most of us are just joking around. It's the ones that are serious that we should be concerned about

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Short brunettes with a nice ass.  🤷🏽‍♂️
 

watch this look here GIF by Paul McCartney

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

I’ve seen multiple people bring up Freeze.  Do you really think we are going to hire a guy who got fired for paying hookers with his company credit card?

You mean Herman?

2 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

I’d say Mario. His career kinda reminds me of Jeff Tedford, where Justin Herbert was his Aaron Rogers

I think it's Franklin because Moorhead was the real architect of those early teams

9 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

CDC has placed himself on the chopping block with this circus. Either he hits his target or he’s likely out of Austin too. Urban is the only coach worth the buyouts. I respect Mullen as a coach but you can’t objectively say his staff is head & shoulders better than what we have right now. Especially on the defensive side of the ball. 

Bullshit 

6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Nahlin said as much. If he doesn’t make a change he will go down with herman

Hartzell is the one who would be firing CDC and I don't see any reason to believe he would be inclined to fire him if we strike out on Urban. CDC is beloved by most everyone in the athletic department - it's not like Patterson where everyone hated his guts but couldn't say it publicly. BMDs can throw a fit but if they force out a man who has proven to be one of the best ADs in the country in recent years then we'll really live up to Herbie's "cesspool" remark.

CDC didn't hire Herman nor did he make the call to extend him after 2018. Herman being a shit coach isn't CDC's fault.

1 minute ago, Knighthawk said:

Freeze and Mullen MIGHT have a win % slightly higher than TH.   But that’s not going to be enough for the swinging Ds to write that buyout check.   Believe the thread title.  

Mullen and Boom would wreck it.

1 minute ago, CastHorn said:

CDC has placed himself on the chopping block with this circus. Either he hits his target or he’s likely out of Austin too. Urban is the only coach worth the buyouts. I respect Mullen as a coach but you can’t objectively say his staff is head & shoulders better than what we have right now. Especially on the defensive side of the ball. 

Nahlin said as much. If he doesn’t make a change he will go down with herman

6 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

17-0 OU, we're out of the Big XII, it's done

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3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

a) I married a poster from here

b) we got divorced

c) I got surly as compensation I guess

d) Anyone here that has met me or knows me knows what I look like. If you like tall, skinny girls without any plastic surgery and a surgically repaired collarbone that is obsessed with football you can get to know me.

e) Y'all make me smile

 

Keep at it. Past 400 pages!!!! It is hard to believe that a chick would be this engaged with football but I am. I think I have already posted pictures of myself (not anything sexy) on this board  a few times.

surgically repaired collarbone u r a freaky girl 

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Mario Cristobal's Ducks just lost on the road to winless Cal

Anyone have the link to the flight that's currently en route to Van Nuys?

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I’ve seen multiple people bring up Freeze.  Do you really think we are going to hire a guy who got fired for paying hookers with his company credit card?

No. He’s a hard pass, sleazey, perfect fit for SEC land. He’s a no-go in my book. As is Bruce Pearl if/when he’s let go from AU

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

I think it's Franklin because Moorhead was the real architect of those early teams

Fair. I’ll admit I was surprised Moorhead didn’t work out at Miss St

21 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

It's Saturday night, I have a 12 pack of Blood & Honey, an ass pocket of whiskey/whisky, a can of Wolf brand, and some Fritos. Let's do this. 

Only thing missing is your magnum condoms and wad of 100s

 

Such a weird school.  In sports it’s called “Cal,” but in every other thing it’s called “Berkeley.”
 

Now do Auburn. Go Tigers, War Eagles.
21 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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This guy:

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... is Bill Munny. Who played Will Robinson.

Yeah, Brian Steele played it in some 2018 version. You’re correct sir, it was 
Billy Mumy 

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

I think it's Franklin because Moorhead was the real architect of those early teams

He's also Oregon's current OC.

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

17-7. Lee Corso gif

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15 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Apparently #3 is Intermodal/Freight/Distribution and #4 is Construction

#5 food writer/restaurant critic 

1 minute ago, Assman said:

Only thing missing is your magnum condoms and wad of 100s

 

No McRib?

31 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Most common surly poster occupations. 
 

1-lawyers 

2-sales

17-doctors 

1.A.  IT peeps yo

 

 

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Mario Cristobal's Ducks just lost on the road to winless Cal

I can't believe anyone had Cristobal on a list.  weird though, the guy is only 6 years younger than Meyer. I would have thought he was early 40's.

Hey maybe we should aspire to be Cal!

2 minutes ago, Assman said:

Only thing missing is your magnum condoms and wad of 100s

 

You mistake me for Shag 1%. 

3 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

d) Anyone here that has met me or knows me knows what I look like. If you like tall, skinny girls without any plastic surgery and a surgically repaired collarbone that is obsessed with football you can get to know me.

What do you mean by tall? Can you grab an apple off the top of a tree without a ladder?

1 minute ago, IDIOTsavant said:

He's also Oregon's current OC.

yeah I know




a surgically repaired collarbone that is obsessed with football


Does insurance cover that?




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