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8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Guys. Fellas. Gentle-men. I was merely reaching out derpy for some advice on the best kind of large private jet to charter for a long weekend trip with my wife traversing the midwest, parts of Colorado and greater Los Angeles. You're reading way too much into me asking for someone to check their PMs.

If you have to ask big man, you can't afford it.

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9 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

If you find yourself in Valley City, North Dakota, try the hot beef sandwich at the little gas station just off the interstate. You're fucking welcome. 

Mayo or nah?

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This is where I call bullshit...

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Just now, Hurtlocker said:

This is where I call bullshit...

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I mean, the fucking title is a hedge.

14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Guys. Fellas. Gentle-men. I was merely reaching out derpy for some advice on the best kind of large private jet to charter for a long weekend trip with my wife traversing the midwest, parts of Colorado and greater Los Angeles. You're reading way too much into me asking for someone to check their PMs.

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Why must you keep secrets?  We are all friends here!

Do you really want to see the dick pics?
36 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

They were talking about whether Campbell was a non-starter for Texas. Now he thinks he could be a candidate. 

Well considering CTJ said he was almost hired 12 months ago....duh

NSIAP, but today Burton called the pursut of UM "open ended." Said that if UM wanted to re-engage, we were only a text or call away.  Gee, I dunno, maybe after season ends? 

What starts here gets booty called?
1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:


Nah. Potatoes and gravy. #Fat

Shit, we saying North Dakota has a Big Bite? I'm in.

41 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

NSIAP, but today Burton called the pursut of UM "open ended." Said that if UM wanted to re-engage, we were only a text or call away.  Gee, I dunno, maybe after season ends? 

Open ended...open relationship....Meyer will coach both Texas and USC next year and become the 1st coach in history to coach both teams in the National championship at the same time....Top that Saban

3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Do you really want to see the dick pics?

Only for research purposes, to see if I can impress @Nicole44 odds are not on my side. 

2 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Shit, we saying North Dakota has a Big Bite? I'm in.

RIP

41 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

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No More Secrets


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It was actually too many secrets.  Setec Astronomy.

So where are we at on the "it's happening" scale this afternoon?  I think we were at a 9 on Saturday and a 2 by Monday.  Are we back up to 5 maybe?

Just now, HillaryFan420 said:

So where are we at on the "it's happening" scale this afternoon?  I think we were at a 9 on Saturday and a 2 by Monday.  Are we back up to 5 maybe?

3.5

Did @derpyhorndog get ganked? What’s happening? Fuck they are stealing the day crew! We’d better hide anyone else who knows shit. Lol. 

2 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

this is as close to a compliment as I'll ever give you, don't tell me all the sudden you're a sensitive pussy? Might need to page some of the doctors here but maybe there's a nerve in your asshole that when fisted turns you into a bitch. Steer clear of that spot. 

Lulz.  congratulations, you’re even easier than drew.  that’s a tough one, pal. 

1 minute ago, HillaryFan420 said:

So where are we at on the "it's happening" scale this afternoon?  I think we were at a 9 on Saturday and a 2 by Monday.  Are we back up to 5 maybe?

7.7 for me.

100% all-in.  

25 minutes ago, emp6856 said:

Is your wife's name Shelly?

no, but she's a spinner.

No, Greg Davis, you cannot be involved in the coaching search. You've "helped" enough.

8 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

So where are we at on the "it's happening" scale this afternoon?  I think we were at a 9 on Saturday and a 2 by Monday.  Are we back up to 5 maybe?

"Four???" - Thornton Melon

Penis pic incoming

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14 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

It was actually too many secrets.  Setec Astronomy.

Correct but after they hook that up and realize what it does Redford says, "no more secrets".

14 minutes ago, futureman said:

Lulz.  congratulations, you’re even easier than drew.  that’s a tough one, pal. 

derpyman -  I PM'ed you. Check it out.

1 hour ago, Richter said:

Penis pic incoming

 

5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


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I don't think this is what immamac had in mind with the thread title change.

 

...at least I hope it isn't

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12 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

no, but she's a spinner.

You lucky dog

When you’re agent knows your the best option and the only option, you reject the first and second offer. I’ve never been any of those things, but I post it with confidence.

1 hour ago, TexasEx said:

NSIAP, but today Burton called the pursut of UM "open ended." Said that if UM wanted to re-engage, we were only a text or call away.  Gee, I dunno, maybe after season ends? 

Yes, and I have an open ended relationship with Drew Barrymore.  Still has not called me.

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Yes, and I have an open ended relationship with Drew Barrymore.  Still has not called me.

You try offering her $60m yet? 

I don't think this is what immamac had in mind with the thread title change.
 
...at least I hope it isn't

The real question is, how many McRibs has he sold! And or ate!
7 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

Team @THUJONE checking in. If he’s our general, consider me his brigadier.

Happy to assume the position of Quartermaster. Night crew rolls out at 1900. 

2 hours ago, MoJames said:

We need a Surly letterhead.

It should tastefully incorporate dicks

2 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

I just want to point out.....with no coaching speculation I have every seen at UT has there been so much use of the word "not completely dead" or "urban could change his mind at any moment"........Typically it is an unequivocal no its not happening lets move on.

Trey went on to say he was told last Saturday by a source he considers reliable that it was a done deal only to have the news take the opposite direction Sunday which makes him suspicious of the current story as well.   

Yes, and I have an open ended relationship with Drew Barrymore.  Still has not called me.

Might want to check a few posters basements. It’s not a short list either...
6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Yes, and I have an open ended relationship with Drew Barrymore.  Still has not called me.

Roseann Barr is more your speed. 

10 minutes ago, General Specific said:


So is South Austin’s mom...

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6 hours ago, nunna yo bizness said:

What have you got against Hugh Jackman?

He’s buddies with Kevin Spacey?

16 minutes ago, General Specific said:


So is South Austin’s mom...

Yeah, on a merry go round

44 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Open ended...open relationship....Meyer will coach both Texas and USC next year and become the 1st coach in history to coach both teams in the National championship at the same time....Top that Saban

Kinky 

19 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Figured i start with a mcrib

How much for just one McRib?

How much for just one maid-a-milking? - #141498000 added by sirdaddysir at  A 12th Mildly Interesting Compilation

34 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


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False, that man hasn't seen his dick in decades

I'm worried a shift change will jinx all this BDE momentum. Can we get the Surly New Delhi day crew in here?

19 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

It should tastefully incorporate dicks

The signature block? 

46 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

So where are we at on the "it's happening" scale this afternoon?  I think we were at a 9 on Saturday and a 2 by Monday.  Are we back up to 5 maybe?

It's Surly, we're all 10's and only date 10's. Wait, what was the question?

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