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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I'd love a simple question about the one thing Trumpers love so much, his judicial appointments.

Joe biden:    "President Trump, we all know about your record number of appointments to the federal bench.  And congrats on that, it's a tough thing to accomplish.  As we all know your courts of appeal judges who answer to your district judges are all working with the Federal Circuit to appoint new DC Appellate Court Justices from the Supreme Court's local districts.  How do you feel about that?"  

 

 

Better yet, name three of your “appointments” and SCOTUS doesn’t count.

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1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Others don’t go beyond- that’s terrible I’m voting for the law and order group  

 

I wonder if those others think Biden is going to legalize cop killing?

4 hours ago, heso said:

 

Called a couple more times today and finally got through. The lady I talked to sounded frazzled and seemed like she had answered my question many times recently. Their staff of 11 people is completely overwhelmed by the number of voter registration applications and said that repeated database crashes have further hampered them. She said they’ve gotten over 15,000 applications but didn’t specify the time frame. For reference that’s a little over 1% of the population of the county. She said they have to have them all processed by October 18th so they’ll do whatever it takes to get it done by then. 

And like magic, my registration was approved today. 

1 hour ago, troph said:

so let me understand this, a hearing aid disqualifies the former VP from serving?  is that like bone spurs or something?

and meanwhile collusion, conspiracy, money laundering, corruption, associates convicted of crimes in the dozens, pardoning cronies, inciting violence, calling opponents names, dismissing COVID as a threat, lying, impeachment, accepting Ukraine and Russian help in the election, groping women, sleeping with under age women, violation of the emoluments clause, bankruptcy multiple times, and I mean the list goes on and on are not disqualifying?

Tone spurs > Bone spurs 

4 minutes ago, heso said:

And like magic, my registration was approved today. 

Now make sure it doesn’t get unapproved between now and when you can vote.

54 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

This is Brian Kemp's Georgia we're talking about so I'm going to hold off since he is going to purge *checks notes* just enough votes to ensure GOP victories in every race.

Fox News Corp reporters and producers (laughing): Sure Biff! We'll get right on that!

There’s only so much Kemp can do to stop it. I really wish Georgia could get a Democrat as Secretary of State tho. Would help with all of the shenanigans.

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18 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I'm old enough to remember the "unskewed polls" of 2012 on Shaggy.

embarrassed jessica alba GIF

8 minutes ago, brown water said:

Tone spurs > Bone spurs 

loan spurs

Also that ice cream sounds really good. I rarely even eat ice cream but now I'm craving some.

On 9/16/2020 at 11:34 AM, Eastwood said:

Debate idea for the Biden campaign: prepare to call Trump out on specific lies. Have the social media guy prepare tweets. Trump will say something that is an obvious lie and Biden can call it out saying "if you go to my Twitter right now, you will find a video of you saying the exact opposite of what you just said here on stage." That would direct traffic from both Rs and Ds to the video. Imagine what the social media feeds would look like during all that.

 

37 minutes ago, thepop said:

 

I will take my consulting fee now, Biden campaign.

Just now, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

WOW.  You're the guy who thought up calling Trump a liar?!

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55 minutes ago, thepop said:

Knew he would tweet out a joke about this

 

 

Joe warming up in the on deck circle.  


America needs you just three more nights, Joe...,..

35 minutes ago, thepop said:

Also that ice cream sounds really good. I rarely even eat ice cream but now I'm craving some.

 Typical elitist. 

 

Borat throws his hat into the ring.....

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Sacha Baron Cohen’s sequel to Borat, his iconic and controversial 2006 satirical documentary, is coming to Amazon’s Prime Video at the end of next month, according to Deadline.

Cohen filmed the movie in secret shortly after the COVID-19 pandemic began sweeping the US, and Collider reports the British comedian has screened it for select film industry figures. But given the current pandemic-induced shutdowns of movie theaters throughout the country, Amazon has stepped in to acquire the streaming rights.

Little is known about the movie except its official title: Borat: Gift of Pornographic Monkey to Vice Premiere Mikhael Pence to Make Benefit Recently Diminished Nation of Kazakhstan, according to a leak on a Writers Guild of America website yesterday.

It’s likely the film will revolve around Cohen’s standard undercover hijinks as Kazakhstani television personality Borat Sagdiyev, but with a focus this time on the state of US politics in the era of President Donald Trump. Of course, given when it was filmed, it will likely also involve plenty of commentary on American life amid the unprecedented circumstances of the coronavirus and the 2020 election.

mother won't like this at all. 

Gaetz gives me the douche chills, but he's dangerous. If/when Trump is booted, gotta focus on getting his henchmen out as well. 

 

9 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

I will be heading to my local rock gym tonight for a few hours of hard bouldering and watching my kids crush routes that I can only dream about completing.  I will then drive home, have a late dinner, and "unfurl the surl" for post debate analysis. Profit.

So, what did I miss?

8 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

So, what did I miss?

 

So, what did I miss?

Remember how we live in the midst of apocalyptic shitshow, in a constantly accelerating free fall towards bottom but there actually is no bottom?

You missed yet another chapter than that. Dana Bash immediately called it a shitshow. On live TV. And that was an understatement.
11 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

So, what did I miss?

 

Trump yelling over Biden for an hour and a half and Chris Wallace being unable to control him.

Beat me. 

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42 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

So, what did I miss?

Imagine a dog took a shit, and then someone tried to start to clean up that shit, and then the dog vomited all over its shit an started rolling in it. 

1 minute ago, LTbear said:

Imagine a dog took a shit, and then someone tried to start to clean up that shit, and then the dog vomited all over its shit an started rolling in it. 

 

Shit posting on 200

also fuck Trump 

Imagine a dog took a shit, and then someone tried to start to clean up that shit, and then the dog vomited all over its shit an started rolling in it. 



It’s called “The Aristrocrats”


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That was such a sad performance. 
Biden called the sitting president of the United States a clown, to his face, and completely and totally had the moral high ground in doing so, and nobody blinked- that’s how terrible and unhinged Trumps performance was. 
It was as if he had no idea what he needed to do to win, or if he did he had clearly no self control to make it happen. Just dumb, mean spirited, rude and lacking in any decorum or forward looking ability to process what he needed to accomplish. 
Worst debate performance I’ve ever seen, and that was by miles and miles worse than anything from the 2016 primaries and general election debates that he participated in. 
The idiots in team Trump gave Biden the lowest bar anyone has ever had to clear and then Trumps performance made it literally impossible for Biden to step on his own dick which was the only way Trump was going to win the election.  

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24 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

That was such a sad performance. 
Biden called the sitting president of the United States a clown, to his face, and completely and totally had the moral high ground in doing so, and nobody blinked- that’s how terrible and unhinged Trumps performance was. 
It was as if he had no idea what he needed to do to win, or if he did he had clearly no self control to make it happen. Just dumb, mean spirited, rude and lacking in any decorum or forward looking ability to process what he needed to accomplish. 
Worst debate performance I’ve ever seen, and that was by miles and miles worse than anything from the 2016 primaries and general election debates that he participated in. 
The idiots in team Trump gave Biden the lowest bar anyone has ever had to clear and then Trumps performance made it literally impossible for Biden to step on his own dick which was the only way Trump was going to win the election.  

Agree.

1 hour ago, LTbear said:

Imagine a dog took a shit, and then someone tried to start to clean up that shit, and then the dog vomited all over its shit an started rolling in it. 

Do you know my dog or something?  

Just got off the phone with my step bro in Dallas.  I think Trump lost him tonight.  Certainly if the election were held tomorrow.

Rest your case.  No more debates, Joe.

30 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Just got off the phone with my step bro in Dallas.  I think Trump lost him tonight.  Certainly if the election were held tomorrow.

Rest your case.  No more debates, Joe.

I really don't understand this at all. He's shown he's inept, corrupt and human trash repeatedly for his entire term. Tonight was just more of the same. Why would the debate make even an iota of difference?

19 minutes ago, AngryDragon said:

I really don't understand this at all. He's shown he's inept, corrupt and human trash repeatedly for his entire term. Tonight was just more of the same. Why would the debate make even an iota of difference?

It’s the internet. Everyone is full of shit.

Trump played to his base like an idiot. He’s going to lose BIGLY.

What a disgraceful performance attacking Biden’s family. That shit made me and a lot of other Americans disgusted. How the fuck do you look in the mirror at night and think “yeah I’m voting for that POS.”

Also that ice cream sounds really good. I rarely even eat ice cream but now I'm craving some.
Jeni's is the tits. Been getting some when visiting grandparents for a decade+.

I cringe when we are at a point where a challenger calls the president a clown to his face. Trump is a clown but I don’t want to see Biden sink to that level.

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51 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I cringe when we are at a point where a challenger calls the president a clown to his face. Trump is a clown but I don’t want to see Biden sink to that level.

He is one. He deserved it. It was the only possible response to his behavior.  Your response should be that you cringe that the President would ever behave like that. 

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I cringe when we are at a point where a challenger calls the president a clown to his face. Trump is a clown but I don’t want to see Biden sink to that level.

Diasagree 100%.  Trump IS a clown and NEEDS to be called a clown at every fucking turn.  

Calling him a clown was the measured and truthful response.

Just now, Mole said:

Calling him a clown was the measured and truthful response.

Punching him in the face and then shitting down his throat would have also been a measured, appropriate response. I'm pretty sure the overly extreme response I cannot write, even on surly. 

Punching him in the face and then shitting down his throat would have also been a measured, appropriate response. I'm pretty sure the overly extreme response I cannot write, even on surly. 

I don’t think the moderator will allow that but I support Biden trying it.

Putin was definitely laughing. “It’s working, it’s really working! He’s the idiot President we knew he would be. Man, this is great!”

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Not wanting Biden to call him a clown is a perfect example of what I mean when I say I’m tired of Dems playing nice. 
 
 
Biden calling him a clown, a liar, and the worst President this country has ever had were highlights IMO. All are the absolute truth.
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