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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Sorry if this has been discussed recently, how are things looking in Nevada?

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22 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Florida, Ohio and Texas, for sure. 

Based upon ballots returned in PA it’s certainly within play. 

6 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

How do Independents in FL break?  They seem to have a lot of them.

Thats the big question

23 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean. All of those seem like hurdles he'll clear easily. Is that just me?

 

22 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Florida, Ohio and Texas, for sure. 

 

21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, PA seems like he'll win 60% of election day voting to me. Fuck, I assume this orange shitheel is going to win 60% of the election day vote in every state except NY, CA, and maybe IL. 

These are our concerns, dude.

Cool. 11:05 am and I'm pretty sure just had the first anxiety attack of my life. This is like 24 hours of a close Texas/OU game. And it can fuck right off. 

At least when OU scores in the first few minutes with ease, the anxiety can go away and be at peace with yourself
2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Sorry if this has been discussed recently, how are things looking in Nevada?

Very strong Biden

Anyone have any experience with heroin? 

Just now, horncyclist said:

Anyone have any experience with heroin? 

You need something to keep you up since this is going to be a late night. Meth is what you want. Though it may also increase your anxiety 

Christ, I'm watching old episodes of The Cleveland Show because I can't take CNN/MSNBC just going around the country showing people voting.  "Here's Helen in Florida. She voted.  Back to you Anderson!"

 

2 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Anyone have any experience with heroin? 

A friend of mine, IT professional, OD'd on heroin and died right after New Year's Day, 2020.

I'm beginning to think he's the smartest person I've ever known.

5 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Anyone have any experience with heroin? 

I recommend black tar

 

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1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

You need something to keep you up since this is going to be a late night. Meth is what you want. Though it may also increase your anxiety 

Can I pair it with heroin? Like an ehanced Four Loko? 

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Sorry if this has been discussed recently, how are things looking in Nevada?

Good. It's good. No, it's bad. It's all bad. 

Just now, Brisketexan said:

A friend of mine, IT professional, OD'd on heroin and died right after New Year's Day, 2020.

I'm beginning to think he's the smartest person I've ever known.

I shouldn’t laugh at that, but I did

Just now, horncyclist said:

Can I pair it with heroin? Like an ehanced Four Loko? 

Absolutely. You’re a pussy if you don’t 

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Sorry if this has been discussed recently, how are things looking in Nevada?

Layup. Everywhere in my he real world. Some dork on RedState has unscrewed the polls enough to say close loss for MAGA

18 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Cool. 11:05 am and I'm pretty sure just had the first anxiety attack of my life.

Clearly you’re not a lawyer.

1 hour ago, slorch said:

Yep.  It will be administered properly and no longer be a threat, per his ads.

All excuses are off the table when cheeto boy departs.

Seriously.   If it's all his fault, then own the outcome afterwords.

slorched

 

20 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Cool. 11:05 am and I'm pretty sure just had the first anxiety attack of my life. This is like 24 hours of a close Texas/OU game. And it can fuck right off. 

It's gonna be a long 2 months

Christ, I'm watching old episodes of The Cleveland Show because I can't take CNN/MSNBC just going around the country showing people voting.  "Here's Helen in Florida. She voted.  Back to you Anderson!"
 

Not tuning in until 9pm. No reason to people. Calm down and do something else for a while.
4 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Can I pair it with heroin? Like an ehanced Four Loko? 

What you’re looking for is a speedball. They even each other out.

Kind of like chasing your coffee with beer for the 11 AM kickoffs

12 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I don't think so.  Retarded people can't help their condition.  GR Horn, like many right wingers, seems bright enough to know better yet he/they support the GOP no matter what disgraceful depths it falls to.

I want to say he’s willfully ignorant of factual information, but I am not sure about the willfully part. 

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"This man just voted in a key swing state"

"Oh that's good."

"But he is wearing a Trump shirt"

"Oh that's bad."

"Which he is wearing ironically"

"Oh that's good"

"Too fool both of his parents who are also voting in this key swing state"

"Oh that's bad"

"But his six siblings are all voting for Biden in this key swing state"

"Oh that's good"

"But his six in-laws are all voting for Trump"

"Oh that's bad"

Got a nice "memories" reminder -- the boy shot his first legit buck two years ago today, a nice healthy 8-point.

We'll be going back out this weekend.  Probably just for does, but if a top-notch buck shows up, he'll take the shot.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.
I hear.
Just now, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

but it comes with your choice of toppings!

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3 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Same for my office. This morning I told my team to write down what they want for breakfast on Thursday if Trump wins and what the want if Biden wins and I'd buy it for them. Trying to keep things light and friendly as we get through the week.

i voted Biden...i'll take the chorizo, egg and bean on corn tortilla from Martha's on 19th.  if Trump wins, I'll take the chorizo, egg and bean on corn tortilla from Martha's on 19th.

10 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Good. It's good. No, it's bad. It's all bad. 

Same answer for the 'what's heroin like?' question.

13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Christ, I'm watching old episodes of The Cleveland Show because I can't take CNN/MSNBC just going around the country showing people voting.  "Here's Helen in Florida. She voted.  Back to you Anderson!"

 

Well then you for sure don't want to go over Texags.  Took a brief tour over there a few minutes ago.  Trump landslide, Florida for Trump. and D voter suppression talk not going away. 

23 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

No he's been labelled as MAGA. 

I'd be cool with replacing the r- word with MAGA going forward. 

"Dude, you're acting really MAGA right now. Were you dropped on your head?"

7 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

but it comes with your choice of toppings!

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Not tuning in until 9pm. No reason to people. Calm down and do something else for a while.


I’ll flip it on but only to see if there are any stories about voter intimidation, Proud Boy activity. The results info won’t start until later this evening.
33 minutes ago, thepop said:

Is GR Horn actually retarded?

 

excuse my language

What was regarded about that post? If you’re confident in an easy victory you’re not moving the goalposts this early imo. 
 

 

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So I have an appellate brief due today, which has occupied most of my attention up to now.  But I'm awaiting client comments, and just checking in on this thread has increased my heart rate by about 40 beats per minute.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

So I have an appellate brief due today, which has occupied most of my attention up to now.  But I'm awaiting client comments, and just checking in on this thread has increased my heart rate by about 40 beats per minute.

How's your mom?

14 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


Not tuning in until 9pm. No reason to people. Calm down and do something else for a while.

I've been grading assignments.  I'm almost done.  What else you want me to do, clean? Fuck that. 

Just now, Longhornfan1024 said:

Is it too early to start drinking?

Is this a serious question? 

Just now, Longhornfan1024 said:

Is it too early to start drinking?

If today were the Texas-OU game most of us would already be drunk so no.

8 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

Nose beers?  Or molly?  Jesus, looks like he mistimed his pregame for Club Some.

1 minute ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Is it too early to start drinking?

It's 5:45 somewhere.

 

 

He'll be calling people that need pardons and asking them to help him pay back Deutsch Bank.

 

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