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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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24 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Dollars to doughnuts this foreknowledge will be cited as evidence of conspiracy. 

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44 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

If you don't see the analogy between post election 2016 and "fucking pathetic cocksuckers irresponsibly and with no credibility or evidence scattershot accusing some mythical ghost of impropriety" I guess you can draw that conclusion.  

Not sure why surly just now sent me the notification for this but you missed the point. 

When someone brings up Russia out of the blue for some tenuous at best connection to the current discussion it's either you or Hugo. Without fail. This board would be done with that if it weren't for you two. 

The only difference between y'all is that you have the ability to be a good poster but choose to be a shitty one. 

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4 minutes ago, ndawg said:

Is this the thread to paste really outrageous Texags.com takes?

Because if it is, this has got to be the most hilarious self own I've seen on the internet in some time.

Outed himself as an incel

That is a fucked up thread. Loons.  

Abrams >>>>>>>>>>>> Beto

 

Just now, washparkhorn said:

That is a fucked up thread. Loons.  

Yep. It's important to read it, though, this is how deluded these people are.

13 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

So with the reports of Trump and his team being furious at Fox News and all that... 

Is the safe assumption that Trump thought they entirety of FNC was going to go along with the "stolen election" ruse and refuse to call a winner or declare Trump the winner? 

That's just mind-blowing. Not surprising. But mind-blowing that that's where we are today.

I don’t think that’s it. He’s setting them up to be part of the fake news when he tries his hand at OAN or trump media. 

28 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Hannity wants a do-over election in Pennsylvania:

I know there are plenty of Rush haters and I get it although he does not bother me.   I'd thoroughly enjoy beating the fuck out of Sean Hannity.

Smug prick.

Craig Robinson needs to stfu. Most trump supporters are idiots anyway.
 I think it’s fucking disgusting how Trump won Iowa. He messed up their livelihoods in farming and drowned them in federal aid.
 

Just seeing the tapa version I was wondering what the Black guy from The Office did to earn that response. Wrong Craig.
2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

 

What am I looking at here?

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Will both of you fucksticks take it to one of the other Russia / Mueller Report threads.  Seriously.

no, this election is over and has been for a while to anyone that understands statistics and basic mathematics. 

anastasis is one of the few posters on this site that i have historically respected in terms of takes.  it am confounded by his effort to analogize the actions of the trump campaign and some of the more visible republican senators out there with the department of justice appointing a special counsel to investigate the actions of paul manafort, michael cohen, donald trump, etc... to the point that i truly want to understand how an otherwise intelligent contributor to this website can set forth such a shitty take.  analogizing efforts to cast an air of illegitimacy on the voting outcome between a campaign that conceded the day after election day to a campaign and it partisan enablers that is filing lawsuits to try make states stop counting legitimate votes while stating they will "never concede" by pointing to a special counsel investigation is so out to fucking lunch that i am truly piqued.

it is a take i expect from johnny sack or workswithweed, not from anastasis.  and that is not a logical fallacy of an appeal to flattery...i'm truly wondering if i am just being trolled or if he is just super pissed that he is being deprived of another four years of a daily circus.

22 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Georgia military ballots will probably net Trump +1000 votes at most. 
 

remember trump called these people suckers and losers.

Yeah, and we all thought Americans had seen through Trump's bullshit and this was going to be a monumental '84 Reagan/Mondale type ass kicking.   So let's not hold out hope for a couple thousand in the military to hold the line.

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"Ted Cruz who is one of the sharpest legal minds... "

The same Ted Cruz that ate a booger on live tv?  That Ted Cruz?

Down to 26K in PA. Philly just dropped a batch of 13,750 that went 12,000-1750. LO fucking L.

 

Just now, sidis said:

workswithweed

I'm just glad I'm not the only one who always thinks this is his name. Would be way cooler than "seed". 

"Workswithweed" = pot farmer

"Workswithseed" = sperm bank nurse

What am I looking at here?
A gremlin.
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3 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Abrams >>>>>>>>>>>> Beto

 

Stacey Abrams is the most talented, competent Democrat operative since Carville. She needs to be in charge of the DNC.

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The same Ted Cruz that ate a booger on live tv?  That Ted Cruz?

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I missed out on the guy from NV talking earlier today explaining whatever he had to say about their process but someone fill me on on.....

 

 

WHAT THE FUCK ARE NEVADA AND ARIZONA DOING?   Nevada has had less than 200,000 votes to count since Tuesday night.   I know, by design, they did not count yesterday.  And they managed to count somewhere below 50k all day today.  Seriously?   Are votes being delivered to ballot centers by Pony Express?

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2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The same Ted Cruz that ate a booger on live tv?  That Ted Cruz?

How have I not see this?

17 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

So with the reports of Trump and his team being furious at Fox News and all that... 

Is the safe assumption that Trump thought they entirety of FNC was going to go along with the "stolen election" ruse and refuse to call a winner or declare Trump the winner? 

That's just mind-blowing. Not surprising. But mind-blowing that that's where we are today.

No, by discrediting FNC, he can buy OAN cheap (because it’s currently whacko fringe) and turn it into TNC and be the beacon for all of his millions of lemmings.

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

Stacey Abrams is the most talented, competent Democrat operative since Carville. She needs to be in charge of the DNC.

Let’s keep her in GA for a couple more months 

 



That fat fuck finally has a shred of fat hearted soul?  Fuck you New Jersey Conman

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Just now, Pig Bellmont said:

Let’s keep her in GA for a couple more months 

She is not getting a Thanksgiving nor Christmas break this year...

Just now, BrickHorn said:

Stacey Abrams is the most talented, competent Democrat operative since Carville. She needs to be in charge of the DNC.

This might be a great comparison and future role for her that I hadn’t connected. She is really impressive.

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Holy shit. Hillary four years ago fucking NAILED it.
 

 

If you have to give Trump one thing, it’s that he’s consistent. 

I know there are plenty of Rush haters and I get it although he does not bother me.   I'd thoroughly enjoy beating the fuck out of Sean Hannity.
Smug prick.
Well you and I now agree on one thing. Let's hug, hell let's fuck you big ol contrarion.
2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

No, by discrediting FNC, he can buy OAN cheap (because it’s currently whacko fringe) and turn it into TNC and be the beacon for all of his millions of lemmings.

A merger, Trump America News 

3 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 

This is where I get a little doomy. According to that bit posted earlier, Bill Barr would resurface with his concerned Law and Order face at about that time, just when the DNC lawyers have let their guard down. Sure enjoy it now, but CONSTANT VIGILANCE until January and the inauguration takes place. The GOP won’t jettison Trump until the last possible moment if possible. Snakes, all of them are lying in wait to see how this shakes out with the votes.

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Thats about as good as you could hope for if you're on Team Biden.

3 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Stacey Abrams is the most talented, competent Democrat operative since Carville. She needs to be in charge of the DNC.

This is true no matter how it shakes out and on top of that she’s an LBJ school grad. 
What starts here changes the world. 

1 minute ago, Born to Run said:
8 minutes ago, slorch said:
I know there are plenty of Rush haters and I get it although he does not bother me.   I'd thoroughly enjoy beating the fuck out of Sean Hannity.
Smug prick.

Well you and I now agree on one thing. Let's hug, hell let's fuck you big ol contrarion.

Trump made me willing to go battle with @slorch ... at least against Sean Hannity.

These small little victories can add up :)

2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Stacey Abrams is the most talented, competent Democrat operative since Carville. She needs to be in charge of the DNC.

Yeah she is--when she lost, she didn't get sad or angry, she got busy.  Plus she's a writer and scholar--super bright.  Pete, Stacey, Yang--there are some future stars that really could put the US in a great place.  

1 minute ago, Born to Run said:
8 minutes ago, slorch said:
I know there are plenty of Rush haters and I get it although he does not bother me.   I'd thoroughly enjoy beating the fuck out of Sean Hannity.
Smug prick.

Well you and I now agree on one thing. Let's hug, hell let's fuck you big ol contrarion.

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Stacey need to share her notes with Beto. He has the enthusiasm part down... but clearly not the technical aptitude. 

Just now, TeeDubya said:

 



That fat fuck finally has a shred of fat hearted soul?  Fuck you New Jersey Conman

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No inflammation without information?

What about taxation without representation?

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"Ted Cruz who is one of the sharpest legal minds... "
The same Ted Cruz that ate a booger on live tv?  That Ted Cruz?
Just like he ate my kid. Effortlessly and without shame
4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I missed out on the guy from NV talking earlier today explaining whatever he had to say about their process but someone fill me on on.....

 

 

WHAT THE FUCK ARE NEVADA AND ARIZONA DOING?   Nevada has had less than 200,000 votes to count since Tuesday night.   I know, by design, they did not count yesterday.  And they managed to count somewhere below 50k all day today.  Seriously?   Are votes being delivered to ballot centers by Pony Express?

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GA isn’t going to be called for weeks. AZ will be a couple more days, 

It’s NV and PA

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

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That's fucking legendary. Legit laughing out loud. More Philly mascot memes, less links to Fox News, people. 

4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Soooo, we should have a new president tomorrow?

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1 minute ago, TeeDubya said:

 



That fat fuck finally has a shred of fat hearted soul?  Fuck you New Jersey Conman

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Here's what happened. They've realized they can ditch the fat fuck, walk away, and the damage that he did would have been minimized by the results of this election. Then they can let him be dragged through the courts. He gave them two supreme court justices, a judiciary heavily stacked in their favor, and an uptick in house seats. He's gone. It's hilarious to see posters on Texags screaming at Cornyn for the not backing Trump. This was the best possible outcome for Cornyn. He gets his final six years in AND he loses Trump. 

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