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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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1 hour ago, troph said:

 

That is legendary.  Holy shit.  Is there a site we can thank them or donate to some cause?  Someone point us in the right direction.  

8 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

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Mrs. Mann

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Katie Hobbs on NBC's coverage, and she said a bunch of the ballots will be Tuesday, I'm thinking provisional, and she thinks most of the 92,000 Maricopa ballots will be done tomorrow, with batches released tomorrow at 9am and 7pm Arizona time.

Well... we’re waiting! [\Judge Smails]

4 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

The sad part is that as a Saints fan this is only the 2nd worst no-call of the last four years.

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god damn it eric cartman GIF by South Park

In related news, a Trump adviser just got fired for calling anything associated with Trump “black.”

18 minutes ago, elfenix said:

who saved american democracy:

 

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Nice! Just had two Philly cheesesteaks for dinner and washed it down with some Coca Cola because it’s headquartered in Atlanta.

15 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Well, Laura Ingraham just kicked off her show tonight with a running list (she's still going) of Trump's WH accomplishments.

When Laura Fucking Ingraham is reading your political obituary on the air, you call this fucker so we can all move along.

I know this a big ‘No Shit’ to most people, but I’ve never really watched these Fox night shows before.  They are the fucking worst. No wonder all these aggies and people on the right are such lying dumbasses.

They start with a completely false narrative, throwing out lies and twisting truths. Then just keep referring back to their bullshit foundation as fact.   You have to be really dishonest or dumb to listen to these people and not know within 30 seconds they’re completely full of shit.

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7 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

The sad part is that as a Saints fan this is only the 2nd worst no-call of the last four years.

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Fuck. You. It will always be too soon. 

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

I know this a big ‘No Shit’ to most people, but I’ve never really watched these Fox night shows before.  They are the fucking worst. No wonder all these aggies and people on the right are such lying dumbasses.

They start with a completely false narrative, throwing out lies and twisting truths. Then just keep referring back to their bullshit foundation as fact.   You have to be really dishonest or dumb to listen to these people and know within 30 seconds they’re completely full of shit.

I watch them occasionally just to observe the insanity and then I go insert a wire brush into my brain.

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1 minute ago, troph said:

I thought the same thing. Crazy awesome. 

We can do something as a group.  Seems like a good cause even before this legendary shit they pulled off. 

Even Nevada is saying call it. FUCK 

 

That is legendary.  Holy shit.  Is there a site we can thank them or donate to some cause?  Someone point us in the right direction.  

Let's go roll some dice. I'll donate the shit out of some money

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16 minutes ago, UnivTex34 said:

anyone know when Biden is going to speak?

CBS is waiting to switch over as soon as he does, and just said it was going to be "soon", interviewing Cindy McCain right now.

 

1 minute ago, SizzleChest said:

I watch them occasionally just to observe the insanity and then I go insert a wire brush into my brain.

I did the same thing for the first 5 minutes of Michael Berry’s show yesterday. I wanted to hear the despair but just got a whole lotta insane rambling about cheating Dems and Kamala taking over the nomination now that the election is over. It’s fucking insane how much one side of the “dialogue” is better suited in North Korea. 

5 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

In related news, a Trump adviser just got fired for calling anything associated with Trump “black.”

This is the thing about not calling it that can make you smile.  Thinking about how it is tearing Trump up that he is impotent.

3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

We can do something as a group.  Seems like a good cause even before this legendary shit they pulled off. 

I live in NM...Navajo Nation has been ravaged by covid this year. Good for them with the "fuck you" to this administration. 

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39 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

They called fucking Wisconsin with a 10k vote lead or some such shit - but they won't call fucking PA with 50k+ votes in Philly and Allegheny and Biden with an already 27k vote lead?  Fucking cowards.

nyt called virginia when biden was down 250k.  let's fucking go already.

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These dumbfucks never listen to lyrics

 

 

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

Honestly, the jam of all jams.

Philly. Should have been Love Train.

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So how much pussy is Gritty getting right now?  Are there multiple Gritty(s)?  I need more Gritty information.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

He reminds me a bit of Chef Michael Psilakis, his voice and demeanor mainly.  And you're right, we're interested in his Brazilian wife.  

not to mention her Brazilian Wax

Ralston was on NBC explaining to those dumbfucks that the math is not there for the President. Period. 

he said, EVEN if you give Trump 2:1 provisional ballots (Election Day was more like 50/50), he still doesn’t have the math to make up the votes. 

It’s beyond stupid at this point. 

34 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

Does his friend know why he’s filing lawsuits all over the place to challenge the results, then?

I have my doubts anyway - I mean, c’mon... trump has a friend?!

John Barron is calling the press for his "friend" again. John and Trump are extremely close.

They need to call it before Biden dies.

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Thomas Kaplan, in Wilmington, Del. 2m ago

Biden’s motorcade is en route to the Chase Center in Wilmington, where he is expected to speak shortly.

Fucking call this shit already.

3 minutes ago, Jhawkmvp said:

John Barron is calling the press for his "friend" again. John and Trump are extremely close.

David Dennison is jealous.

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13 minutes ago, BradInATX said:


Let's go roll some dice. I'll donate the shit out of some money

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This might be a blast and losing would feel good.  

18 minutes ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

Nice! Just had two Philly cheesesteaks for dinner and washed it down with some Coca Cola because it’s headquartered in Atlanta.

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Moar super spreaders!!! He’s gone !!! Whoo hooo!



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3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

They need to call it before Biden dies.

Kamala long game? 

Allegheny going home for the night

More huge margins coming out of Allegheny....just end this shit

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