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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

More huge margins coming out of Allegheny....just end this shit

Yuuuuuge

C-SPAN is showing the Biden motorcade arriving...

NBC is saying they see the helicopters/motorcade on its way, so "soon".

Allegheny: “pretty obvious where this is going”

No shit. Call. It.

That's a big ass motorcade

Biden up by 29K

Every vote dump is bigly in Bidens favor and they won't call it with 96% of the votes counted.

Was hoping that count would be bigger and they’d call it right before Biden comes out. 

Super thread on election fraud debunking. 

 

 

What is the percentage to trigger a recount in PA? .5 or 1%?

Closing on 11pm eastern. Why would you do it when ~half the US TVs are already off?

What is the percentage to trigger a recount in PA? .5 or 1%?

0.5 IIRC
1 minute ago, RexWilson said:

What is the percentage to trigger a recount in PA? .5 or 1%?

.5 but it seems like we’ll get past 1% eventually. 

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:


0.5 IIRC

 

Just now, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Correct.

It has now passed that threshold so no automatic recount 

Well, we're waiting

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This is like a fucking Texas game. There has better not be an more overtimes with this shit. 

3 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Biden up by 29K

Every vote dump is bigly in Bidens favor and they won't call it with 96% of the votes counted.

This feels like the Seinfeld Kramer out of fuel episode.  At this point, I kind of don’t want it called either.  I mean I do, but let’s enjoy this just a bit more.  

They're going to call it right about 3pm tomorrow right after we lose to WVU, aren't they?

Son of a bitch.

How much is it going to eat Trump alive watching Joe come out there and talk, both of them knowing the results of this, while he sits on his fat ass in the Oval Office strewn with Big Mac wrappers shouting about stolen votes. 

They are tentative about calling any one state when the fact is that Trump is loosing all the states he needs to win.

That is a compounded odds against him.

It's over.

3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Well, we're waiting

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Underrated.

Used to be super cheap in Philly too.

 

The sad part is that as a Saints fan tonight is only the 2nd worst no-call of the last four years.

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Broke a toilet seat that night. Now we have all slow close lids.
18 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

So how much pussy is Gritty getting right now?  Are there multiple Gritty(s)?  I need more Gritty information.

Gritty is never going to pay for another beer in his life.  

7 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

Super thread on election fraud debunking. 

 

 

I actually need this.  Legit thanks 

4 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

They're going to call it right about 3pm tomorrow right after we lose to WVU, aren't they?

Son of a bitch.

Buck up, if that happens the second shitastic November 2016 hire will be getting thrown the fuck out as well.

Just now, Radical Larry said:

 

Joe has no more fucks to give. 

Biden is killing this. Awesome

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Marc Elias LOL. 

It's hilarious, all Joe has to do at this point is just come across as measured and sane....that's the bar Trump has set for the President at this point.

Honestly, the jam of all jams.

For the first time ever I want to party in Philly with some Eagles and Flyers fans.

dignified and clear from joe

6 minutes ago, Bigpoppapump said:


Broke a toilet seat that night. Now we have all slow close lids.

I said things in front of my children that I can never take back. 

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Ah yes - he didn't even want to win.  This isn't a loss because he wanted to lose.  Wasn't even trying.

And losing is going to fix his financial and legal woes for sure.  Never mind that his limited Secret Service detail isn't going to be nearly as effective against assassination attempts.  Oh well, it appears he chose poorly... as usual.

A President vs A Kid Throwing a Tantrum

Holy shit it is such a pleasure to hear complete sentences and soothing rhetoric from a US leader

10 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

They're going to call it right about 3pm tomorrow right after we lose to WVU, aren't they?

Son of a bitch.

You’ll be drunk because of 1 and will ease right into the other. 

 

We’ll?  We’ll be drunk?

 

 

Fuck Tom Herman. 

Just now, Pancho said:

Fuck Tom Herman. 

Indeed.

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