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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]


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7 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

What is this thing I just heard about three or four heads of state openly laughing about Trump? 

I'm glad you found the video- I was looking for something with Peyton Manning, but then realized that you didn't say "five heads"

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2 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

I'm glad you found the video- I was looking for something with Peyton Manning, but then realized that you didn't say "five heads"

I guess I should be grateful to Trump because I have not seen Manning on tv in weeks.

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44 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

i would like to avoid a civil war if at all possible

Yeah don't worry, there's not going to be one. Hell we probably couldn't even get motivated to defend ourselves against a foreign invader at this point. Just load up on fast food and wait for them to get to your house and pew pew from the couch 

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13 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Yeah don't worry, there's not going to be one. Hell we probably couldn't even get motivated to defend ourselves against a foreign invader at this point. Just load up on fast food and wait for them to get to your house and pew pew from the couch 

As long as the power and cable stayed on, we wouldn't even notice the difference. 

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22 hours ago, TornACL said:

I know that people, typically idiots, love conspiracy theories... but I wish those people would consider for just one minute which is more plausible or likely:

That an international web of deceased dictators, bad actor corporate bigwigs, hackers, George Soros, the intelligence community, and election officials nationwide all acted together in concert to pull off an election scam during the most scrutinized election in modern history, or...

A man known for habitually flinging total bullshit is flinging total bullshit again. 

Slocum's Razor

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2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

was at the corner store earlier getting a sixer of lone star tallboys, and the guy in front of me had a version of that with the coiled snake on the back of his shirt. below it said "DON'T TREAD" and below that it said "NRA"

yes, you guess right, his mask wasn't covering his nose. douchebag fuckboy.

Pos Rep for Lone Star tall boys

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

How can they be this stupid

I mean, is this really ... hard to figure out?

Trump, and his supporters, are not bright people. They are not honest people. They are the perfect mix of corruption and stupidity. They are low-watt bulbs.

We know this. We knew it.

We should not be surprised that the people who live in their own alternate reality fanfic bubble, who reject truth and fact because it hurts their feelings, would continue to develop this fictional reality, where part of Michigan is actually Canada and the rest is actually Minnesota.

They are dim. They lack cranial capacity. Their IQ tests came back "negative." They couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. They drool. Think of how unbelievably dim-witted the average person is; these are the people who are below that. If they were dogs, they would chase their own tail. If they were cats, they'd catch them, and then be surprised at the result when they bit down. They could mess up cooking cold cereal. These are just simple people of the earth; you know, morons.

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Just now, Rimbo said:

I mean, is this really ... hard to figure out?

Trump, and his supporters, are not bright people. They are not honest people. They are the perfect mix of corruption and stupidity. They are low-watt bulbs.

We know this. We knew it.

We should not be surprised that the people who live in their own alternate reality fanfic bubble, who reject truth and fact because it hurts their feelings, would continue to develop this fictional reality, where part of Michigan is actually Canada and the rest is actually Minnesota.

They are dim. They lack cranial capacity. Their IQ tests came back "negative." They couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. They drool. Think of how unbelievably dim-witted the average person is; these are the people who are below that. If they were dogs, they would chase their own tail. If they were cats, they'd catch them, and then be surprised at the result when they bit down. They could mess up cooking cold cereal. These are just simple people of the earth; you know, morons.

We've often wondered about how we deal with the bottom half of intelligence -- those folks who fall below the median IQ.

What Trumpism is presenting us with is the much more challenging question: what do you do with the bottom 25%?  These people.....are so motherfucking DUMB.  No need for eloquence, or flowery description.  They're just fucking dumb.  And what the fuck do you do with fucking dumb?

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

We've often wondered about how we deal with the bottom half of intelligence -- those folks who fall below the median IQ.

What Trumpism is presenting us with is the much more challenging question: what do you do with the bottom 25%?  These people.....are so motherfucking DUMB.  No need for eloquence, or flowery description.  They're just fucking dumb.  And what the fuck do you do with fucking dumb?

Re-education camps are the only answer. The longer we put this off, the worse off we'll be. 

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Seems to me that the Dem's "let the process work itself out" approach is nearing the end of its utility. What if they took a page from the Trump playbook? Start accusing Trump of various crimes, start a "lock him up" campaign on social media, and start blasting out information about sedition and treason for all involved. Threaten Emily Murphy with federal crimes. File criminal action against Trump's lawyers, including Giuliani, for frivolous lawsuits and contempt of court. Start an information campaign that Trump is only in it to avoid prosecution and to drum up cash for his own TV deal. Link the Republican super-spreader events are linked to 1257 confirmed deaths (I just made that number up, but who cares). Blast out photos of trump as tired and sad. Go on the offensive. 

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https://www.nytimes.com/live/2020/11/20/us/joe-biden-trump

 

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President Trump on Friday suffered another blow to his unprecedented effort to undo the election results when a delegation of Michigan Republicans, after meeting with Mr. Trump at the White House, said that they would “follow the normal process” in certifying the vote results and honor the outcome.

President-elect Joseph R. Biden Jr. won Michigan, and a state board is scheduled to consider certifying the vote on Monday.

 

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While Mr. Trump has made baseless charges of voter fraud in Michigan and elsewhere, Michigan’s top two Republican lawmakers — who had been summoned to the White House by the president — said after the meeting that they had “not yet been made aware of any information that would change the outcome of the election” in the state. In a statement, they vowed not to interfere with the certification process.

“As legislative leaders, we will follow the law and follow the normal process regarding Michigan’s electors, just as we have said throughout this election,” said the two officials, Mike Shirkey, the leader of the State Senate, and Lee Chatfield, the speaker of the State House.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Seems to me that the Dem's "let the process work itself out" approach is nearing the end of its utility. What if they took a page from the Trump playbook? Start accusing Trump of various crimes, start a "lock him up" campaign on social media, and start blasting out information about sedition and treason for all involved. Threaten Emily Murphy with federal crimes. File criminal action against Trump's lawyers, including Giuliani, for frivolous lawsuits and contempt of court. Start an information campaign that Trump is only in it to avoid prosecution and to drum up cash for his own TV deal. Link the Republican super-spreader events are linked to 1257 confirmed deaths (I just made that number up, but who cares). Blast out photos of trump as tired and sad. Go on the offensive. 

100%

Dems are acting like this is the fucking 1990s. Get it together and go on the offensive. Instead, we've got the fucking president-elect begging civilians to crowdsource his administration.

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

How can they be this stupid

I have contemplated this a lot the past four years.  Specifically in reference to a lot of people I grew up with in a small rural farming community, and also my wife’s side of the family from the same area.  I tried really hard to convince myself that it was environmental, groupthink, they can’t be that fucking dumb.  I was wrong.  They are fucking dumb, and wave the dunce flag with pride.  I got the hell out of there, and now I remember why.

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1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Happy Donald Trump GIF by Team Trump

And there are fucking morons -- tens of fucking millions of them -- who watched that stunt, and in their head, went "huh.....is that guy a con man, putting on a show, or a great patriot who loves America?  I KNOW!  HE'S THE GREATEST PATRIOT IN AMERICAN HISTORY!  THAT'S THE OBVIOUS ANSWER!"

If condensed stupidity could create a singularity of stupidity, this country would long ago fallen into that black hole. 

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5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I see there’s a sign about a healthcare plan. Was today the day he rolled it out?

Apparently so. I just saw the video on Twitter and didn’t even realize it was a reply to a different Trump tweet.  I want someone to ask him “mr. president why acting like a little bitch?” But I’ll take the above for now. 

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17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

We've often wondered about how we deal with the bottom half of intelligence -- those folks who fall below the median IQ.

What Trumpism is presenting us with is the much more challenging question: what do you do with the bottom 25%?  These people.....are so motherfucking DUMB.  No need for eloquence, or flowery description.  They're just fucking dumb.  And what the fuck do you do with fucking dumb?

fuck around and find out :) 

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Frankly at this point, I am feeling punitive measures are in order.   Make every farmer that receives a subsidy sign a pledge accepting socialism.  Make every Medicare and social security recipient sign a pledge accepting socialism.  Make every business accepting taxpayer bailouts publish a full page ad thanking the taxpayers for socialism.  Do it.  

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