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Well we are just assuming [mention=5898]Balcones[/mention] isn’t underage because otherwise yeah looks Ike  Gaetz might fuck em…
Not to cross the streams to much but read about all the female supporters in court for Luigi Mangiones arraignment… Balcones gonna do the same for Gaetz if/when he sees the inside if a court room?

He ain’t seeing the inside of a courtroom. This report being made public is going to be as good as this gets.
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Do any of the Gaetz supporters have daughters? You are ok with this guy fucking your 17 year old daughter. Totally cool. Probably drugged your kid too. Fuck off with all that shit

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13 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Roy Moore is pre-MAGA. It's like when you look in the dinosaur book and before T-Rex they show a few big amphibians and giant roaches. That's where Roy goes.

Remember, he managed to screw the pooch in one of the most MAGA states after Trump won.

I wonder what he is doing now? Grifting or still losing, one or the other.

wherever he is, he's probably waving around that little LadySmith pistol. 

I wonder if he still has that lawyer...the one that's a JEEEEEWWWWWW

14 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Roy Moore is pre-MAGA. It's like when you look in the dinosaur book and before T-Rex they show a few big amphibians and giant roaches. That's where Roy goes.

Remember, he managed to screw the pooch in one of the most MAGA states after Trump won.

I wonder what he is doing now? Grifting or still losing, one or the other.

Have there been any more acting roles for him?  He killed in this movie - quite Oscar-worthy:

 

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1 hour ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Do any of the Gaetz supporters have daughters? You are ok with this guy fucking your 17 year old daughter. Totally cool. Probably drugged your kid too. Fuck off with all that shit

Do any of the Mel Reynolds supporters have daughters? You are ok with this guy fucking your 16 year old daughter. Totally cool. Probably drugged your kid too. Fuck off with all that shit  

And then to have Bill Clinton grant him clemency?  And pull the race card?  

So far, Gaetz is just missing the indictment, conviction, race card, and clemency/pardon to catch up with you Democrats.  

 

In August 1994, Reynolds was indicted for sexual assault and criminal sexual abuse for engaging in a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old campaign volunteer that began during the 1992 campaign.[2] He also faced charges of child pornography for asking the underage campaign worker to obtain "lewd photographs of another girl who was age 15" and obstruction of justice for convincing one of the girls involved to lie to authorities.[11] Despite the charges, he continued his campaign and was re-elected in November without opposition.[2] Reynolds initially denied the charges, which he claimed were racially motivated.

 

nsiap

 

6 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Balcones gonna do the same for Gaetz if/when he sees the inside if a court room?

I see you qualified your statement appropriately, but I still had to laugh.

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

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I guess Elmo is too stupid to realize how fucking worthless Garland has been this entire time.

28 minutes ago, Balcones said:

Do any of the Mel Reynolds supporters have daughters? You are ok with this guy fucking your 16 year old daughter. Totally cool. Probably drugged your kid too. Fuck off with all that shit  

And then to have Bill Clinton grant him clemency?  And pull the race card?  

So far, Gaetz is just missing the indictment, conviction, race card, and clemency/pardon to catch up with you Democrats.  

 

In August 1994, Reynolds was indicted for sexual assault and criminal sexual abuse for engaging in a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old campaign volunteer that began during the 1992 campaign.[2] He also faced charges of child pornography for asking the underage campaign worker to obtain "lewd photographs of another girl who was age 15" and obstruction of justice for convincing one of the girls involved to lie to authorities.[11] Despite the charges, he continued his campaign and was re-elected in November without opposition.[2] Reynolds initially denied the charges, which he claimed were racially motivated.

 

Who is supporting Reynolds in this thread or any thread?  Fuck yourself.

In the interest of just wanting to watch it all burn now, I really wish the report had been released after Congress approved his appointment on Trump’s insistence.

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Who is supporting Reynolds in this thread or any thread?  Fuck yourself.

It happened 30 years ago before the Internet. So it’s all ok. Reynolds then went to work for Jessie Jackson Jr, who apparently can’t write. Reynolds continues to commit crimes and serve time until Hillary Clinton’s husband pardoned him.  

30 minutes ago, Balcones said:

It happened 30 years ago before the Internet. So it’s all ok. Reynolds then went to work for Jessie Jackson Jr, who apparently can’t write. Reynolds continues to commit crimes and serve time until Hillary Clinton’s husband pardoned him.  

Who is supporting Reynolds?  We know who is supporting Butthead, but who is supporting Reynolds?

1 hour ago, Balcones said:

Do any of the Mel Reynolds supporters have daughters? You are ok with this guy fucking your 16 year old daughter. Totally cool. Probably drugged your kid too. Fuck off with all that shit  

And then to have Bill Clinton grant him clemency?  And pull the race card?  

So far, Gaetz is just missing the indictment, conviction, race card, and clemency/pardon to catch up with you Democrats.  

 

In August 1994, Reynolds was indicted for sexual assault and criminal sexual abuse for engaging in a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old campaign volunteer that began during the 1992 campaign.[2] He also faced charges of child pornography for asking the underage campaign worker to obtain "lewd photographs of another girl who was age 15" and obstruction of justice for convincing one of the girls involved to lie to authorities.[11] Despite the charges, he continued his campaign and was re-elected in November without opposition.[2] Reynolds initially denied the charges, which he claimed were racially motivated.

 

Good deflection. Literally repeating what I said without even knowing I condemn all aspects of that. Fuck off 

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1 hour ago, Balcones said:

It happened 30 years ago before the Internet. So it’s all ok. Reynolds then went to work for Jessie Jackson Jr, who apparently can’t write. Reynolds continues to commit crimes and serve time until Hillary Clinton’s husband pardoned him.  

That guy sucks too. See how easy this all is. You literally just have to say that sex with underage people is bad.

Amazing that you can’t seem to do it. Is there something you’d like to tell us about yourself?

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Who is supporting Reynolds in this thread or any thread?  Fuck yourself.

For real, like at least try a little harder with your choice of strawman @Balcones

9 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

For real, like at least try a little harder with your choice of strawman @Balcones

I think he has mixed feelings about the whole subject, ya know, because of the way the little temptresses intentionally dress and move.

 

9 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I think he has mixed feelings about the whole subject, ya know, because of the way the little temptresses intentionally dress and move.

 

those 10th grade whores 

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

wherever he is, he's probably waving around that little LadySmith pistol. 

I wonder if he still has that lawyer...the one that's a JEEEEEWWWWWW

 

4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Have there been any more acting roles for him?  He killed in this movie - quite Oscar-worthy:

 

I gotta admit I have been blissfully unaware of Roy's doings since the Great Alabama Butt Whoopin of'17.

Butt here's my guess, based on the past 4 or 5 scams he ran:

Sanctimonious outrage at something > Dramatic Grandstanding > Adults in his own party shut him down > Meemaw sends him money. 

Check your elders' bank activity, kids.

I gotta admit I have been blissfully unaware of Roy's doings since the Great Alabama Butt Whoopin of'17.


Yeah…you’re not fooling anyone here, ROY.
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Yeah…you’re not fooling anyone here, ROY.

Doxing is wrong.

On 12/24/2024 at 9:00 AM, C-Man said:


He ain’t seeing the inside of a courtroom. This report being made public is going to be as good as this gets.

All this also took him out of the federal govt.  He would have been stealing taxpayers money for decades.  He can grift maga losers now.  Fuck him and them. 

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

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I’m pretty sure whataboutism goes back way longer than Soviet Russia

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I’m pretty sure whataboutism goes back way longer than Soviet Russia

“… but me see Og stab pointed end of stick into flesh too.  Me just put pointy stick into brother of OG!”

Do any of the Mel Reynolds supporters have daughters? You are ok with this guy fucking your 16 year old daughter. Totally cool. Probably drugged your kid too. Fuck off with all that shit  
And then to have Bill Clinton grant him clemency?  And pull the race card?  
So far, Gaetz is just missing the indictment, conviction, race card, and clemency/pardon to catch up with you Democrats.  


Surly: Assad is awful.

Balcones: I refuse to admit Assad is awful or acknowledge any of the heinous things he has been accused of until all of the Hitler supporters admit Hitler was also bad.

Surly: …
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2 hours ago, wild_turkey said:

 


Surly: Assad is awful.

Balcones: I refuse to admit Assad is awful or acknowledge any of the heinous things he has been accused of until all of the Hitler supporters admit Hitler was also bad.

Surly: …

 

Balcones: "Hitler was never convicted" 

11 hours ago, wild_turkey said:

 


Surly: Assad is awful.

Balcones: I refuse to admit Assad is awful or acknowledge any of the heinous things he has been accused of until all of the Hitler supporters admit Hitler was also bad.

Surly: …

 

Stop

Fucking

Quoting

Him

10 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Balcones: "Hitler was never convicted" 

At least that story has a happy ending. 

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

At least that story has a happy ending. 

In a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire.  So that's fun.  I think that's funny!

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

In a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire.  So that's fun.  I think that's funny!

One of the best comedians ever!

25 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

He actually seems pretty decent as an announcer. Maybe he has a future outside of politics. He speaks well, doesn't look any a whole lot weirder than anybody else on TV, and the teens love him.

15 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Blowin' the shit outta high prices!

great movie

It takes a special kind of asshole to make a pack of assholes hate his guts.

7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It takes a special kind of asshole to make a pack of assholes hate his guts.

 

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28 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It takes a special kind of asshole to make a pack of assholes hate his guts.

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On 1/3/2025 at 11:53 AM, Jive Turkey said:

 

TIL that "honorable" means whatever you want it to mean.

 

Somewhere, Ala. Rep Mike Rogers is flinging his hair piece like a midshipman's cap.

On 1/3/2025 at 10:47 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Trump's former nominee for Attorney General re: "Marshall"  law:

 

 

 

Marshall Law you say?

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7 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Marshall Law you say?

angry how i met your mother GIF by HULU

 

7 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

ah yes, the law of the marshalls...

 

7 hours ago, South Austin said:

What's wrong with a law about discounts on cheap clothing?

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You never heard ole Marshall Dillon say, "Miss Kitty...

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Matt Gaetz, the former U.S. representative turned conservative cable host, may not be done with politics.

Weeks after the release of a congressional report on sexual misconduct allegations against Gaetz, the former U.S. representative told the Tampa Bay Times he’s “starting to think about running for governor” in 2026.

Chief among Gaetz’s stated policy concerns? The insurance crisis.

“I have a compelling vision for the state,” Gaetz said. “I understand how to fix the insurance problem, and it’s not to hand the keys to the state over to the insurance industry. If I run, I would be the most pro-consumer candidate on the Republican side.”

 
4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Matt Gaetz, the former U.S. representative turned conservative cable host, may not be done with politics.

Weeks after the release of a congressional report on sexual misconduct allegations against Gaetz, the former U.S. representative told the Tampa Bay Times he’s “starting to think about running for governor” in 2026.

Chief among Gaetz’s stated policy concerns? The insurance crisis.

“I have a compelling vision for the state,” Gaetz said. “I understand how to fix the insurance problem, and it’s not to hand the keys to the state over to the insurance industry. If I run, I would be the most pro-consumer candidate on the Republican side.”

 

Government takeover of insurance….. 

Is a Conservative political position in Florida…..

By Matt Gaetz?….

What a time to be alive.

 

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