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49 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Two abortion-rights activists derail a DeSantis campaign stop by calling him "Ron DeFascist" and "pudding fingers" over a megaphone. Not quite sure what "pudding fingers" means but I like it!

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/08/11/desantis-iowa-pudding-fingers-chant-00110860

 

Sounds like the protestors were just exercising  their 1A freedoms. Why does Meatball hate the 1A?

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3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Isn’t he breaking FL anti drag show laws with those heels ?

 

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Big Boy Sitting Next To Him Thinking: "If Lees aide hadn't wrapped those battle plans around cigars and then dropped them like a damn fool for the Yankees to find, we'd have been done with this Libtard shit once n fer all."

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4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Isn’t he breaking FL anti drag show laws with those heels ?

 

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Puddin’ on the Tits was a great song.  Trying hard to look like gary cooper.  Super duper. 

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Puddin’ on the Tits was a great song.  Trying hard to look like gary cooper.  Super duper. 

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“Soooooopppppper doooooooper”
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While DeSantis and others will refuse to admit it, none of them are dropping out of the race as trumps indictments pile up. In fact they will proclaim how badly trump is being treated in order to eventually appear to MAGA. 

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15 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

If Christie starts picking up steam, even if he doesn't come close to Trump, but he moves into second place, all the idiots like Meatball that are trailing behind Chrstie and/or in the single digits are going to have to get out of the boat if they want to walk on water. 

Wait, that's a weird analogy. I mean, they can continue sucking up to Trump while Christie moves into second, or they can go on the attack, because obviously there's blood in the water and Christie seems to be the only shark right now.  Okay, mixing analogies.

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58 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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He's moved on, much like how everyone else has moved on from him having any shot at being the Republican nominee.

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The only other candidate that's openly spoken out against Trump is Pence, and it hasn't had much of an impact. 

Ron and Vivek are too far down the road to simply flip the switch and go on the offensive at this point. I think Ron finishes a distant 3rd in Iowa and then drops out after the second round of primaries in March. 

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10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

holy god what is that

Russell Wilson's wife, in the moments before she devoured him and the dog

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Edit: ex-wife

Damn, it's been a while, didn't realize it was so long ago - they've already been divorced for almost a decade.

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58 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

The only other candidate that's openly spoken out against Trump is Pence, and it hasn't had much of an impact. 

Are you referring to DeSantis?  Because Will Hurd has been very vocally anti-Trump.  Of course, he's polling at approximately 0%, so that's a problem.

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37 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Russell Wilson's wife, in the moments before she devoured him and the dog

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Edit: ex-wife

Damn, it's been a while, didn't realize it was so long ago - they've already been divorced for almost a decade.

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Yeah, if I recall correctly, there were rumors that his ex might have fooled around with one of Russell's teammates. 

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

If Christie starts picking up steam, even if he doesn't come close to Trump, but he moves into second place, all the idiots like Meatball that are trailing behind Chrstie and/or in the single digits are going to have to get out of the boat if they want to walk on water. 

Wait, that's a weird analogy. I mean, they can continue sucking up to Trump while Christie moves into second, or they can go on the attack, because obviously there's blood in the water and Christie seems to be the only shark right now.  Okay, mixing analogies.

You mean Christie is the only whale in the water.

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54 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Russell Wilson's wife, in the moments before she devoured him and the dog

Edit: ex-wife

Damn, it's been a while, didn't realize it was so long ago - they've already been divorced for almost a decade.

 

Woulda been more than a decade but he was afraid o them chompers.

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3 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

what's incredible to me still is how disinterested desantis is in winning this election. it's texas democratic governor candidate bad.

On today's Pod Save America they were saying that the new Team Meatball strategy is to hope Trump goes to jail, and that there is some kind of brokered convention. That's their strategy, in August of 2023. 

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

On today's Pod Save America they were saying that the new Team Meatball strategy is to hope Trump goes to jail, and that there is some kind of brokered convention. That's their strategy, in August of 2023. 

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11 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

what's incredible to me still is how disinterested desantis is in winning this election. it's texas democratic governor candidate bad.

he knows he's toast while dotard is still in the picture. Meatball's hoping to remain relevant to have a shot if suddenly he's not.

yeah, what @4th&Five said

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17 minutes ago, Red Five said:

On today's Pod Save America they were saying that the new Team Meatball strategy is to hope Trump goes to jail, and that there is some kind of brokered convention. That's their strategy, in August of 2023. 

It really feels like we are living out VEEP in real life.

Ramanwasawy is Jonah.

Nimarata is Montez

Pence is Doyle

Scott is Splett

 

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37 minutes ago, Red Five said:

On today's Pod Save America they were saying that the new Team Meatball strategy is to hope Trump goes to jail, and that there is some kind of brokered convention. That's their strategy, in August of 2023. 

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again, like a shamed realtor who overpriced their client's house, he needs to pick up his stakes and lay low and go "govern" back in FL while dotard continues to get shit piled on him. he could emerge from this whole thing smelling the least of shit.

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6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If Christie starts picking up steam, even if he doesn't come close to Trump, but he moves into second place, all the idiots like Meatball that are trailing behind Chrstie and/or in the single digits are going to have to get out of the boat if they want to walk on water. 

Wait, that's a weird analogy. I mean, they can continue sucking up to Trump while Christie moves into second, or they can go on the attack, because obviously there's blood in the water and Christie seems to be the only shark right now.  Okay, mixing analogies.

What Desantis doesn't get is that the MAGAts love Trump not so much for Trump is, but how he acts.  They love that he took down Jeb! and scoffed at Little Marco.  They love that he's the only one to articulate what they want--to "lock her up."

The only way Desantis would take over that enthusiasm is to take down Trump.  Christie gets that.  He sees that if he can go out there and make fun of Trump and turn him into a figure of derision even in the GQP, he wins.  Nobody else gets benefit from that.

And if you don't go out and take down Trump, then Trump doesn't get taken down.  He will win the nomination from prison.  Nobody's going to just lay the nomination at your feet.  But that's exactly what Desantis is expecting.

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4 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Love how this piece of shit now wants Disney to "drop" the lawsuit and just move forward.

Yeah right......he wants it dropped because Disney will smoke him in court.

He was just funnin!

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13 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

what's incredible to me still is how disinterested desantis is in winning this election. it's texas democratic governor candidate bad.

I wouldn't go that far.

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15 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

what's incredible to me still is how disinterested desantis is in winning this election. it's texas democratic governor candidate bad.

At least Desantis isn’t going to take the loss sitting down.

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On 8/14/2023 at 11:52 AM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

 

On 8/14/2023 at 12:24 PM, South Austin said:

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On 8/14/2023 at 12:32 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

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We all laugh but the truth is if he somehow falls into the nomination and wins, that goofy psychotic looking open mouthed guffaw is going to be the reaction face of every fucking MAGA Q-per. 

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Awkward Americans see themselves in Ron

https://apple.news/A6UuufwY0RF2iT-Mc6m4DgQ
 

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After watching awkward videos of Ron DeSantis, Derek Guy had a horrifying realization.

Guy, a fashion writer known as the “Menswear Guy” writer to his large following on social media, had noticed people on X, formerly known as Twitter, making fun of the Florida governor and Republican presidential hopeful for throwing off weird vibes on the campaign trail. Some of these moments have been captured on video, as things tend to be during a presidential campaign: DeSantis struggling to make small talk with voters; bursting into strange paroxysms of wide-mouthed laughter; appearing to sugar-shame a child drinking an Icee at an Iowa fair.

“What’s your name?” DeSantis asked a voter in a recent clip from a New Hampshire diner.

“Tim,” the man responds.

“Okay,” says DeSantis.

In another video, from a party after the Iowa GOP’s Lincoln Dinner, DeSantis stands ramrod straight, taking gulps of beer and checking the time on his phone and telling potential voters that normally he would already be asleep.

As he sought to connect with voters and donors, critics said DeSantis had resembled — to quote a couple of posts — “a robot put together from scrapped spare parts from Disney’s The Hall of Presidents” or “an extraterrestrial in a skin-suit trying to learn to be human.”

But when Guy, the menswear writer, watched a video of DeSantis cycling through four different facial expressions in about three seconds during a news conference, he saw something even more disturbing.

“Oh, God,” he remembers saying to himself. “That’s me.”

The governor’s anti-charisma — his apparent struggles to make small talk, his propensity for letting a smile fall too quickly from his face — reminded Guy of himself at parties. Or the time he had no idea what to say after a fan of his fashion writing recognized him at a tailoring shop.

“It was exactly like those DeSantis moments,” he said. “A normal human being would understand how to light up your face, how to engage, how to say the right thing. But DeSantis doesn’t have that. And I definitely don’t have that.”

Guy is not the only awkward American who has identified with DeSantis as he has emerged as the Awkward Candidate.

“Like Ron DeSantis, I spend every day trying to act like a human,” said Michelle Witherspoon, an environmental consultant in California.

“Every time I watch the videos, I cringe,” said Kate Ecke, a therapist from New Jersey who recently forgot to bring identification when picking up her child at summer camp and subsequently “really weirded out” a counselor by offering to show her C-section scar as proof of motherhood. “But I’m cringing because I’ve been that person.”

“It’s extremely relatable to me,” said Audrey Kamena, an incoming freshman to Yale University who said she once called her high school history teacher “Mom” and still thinks “about it every night before bed.”

Alex Whitlock, a stay-at-home dad and a “Never Trump” Republican from West Virginia, found himself relating to DeSantis after reading an article that mentioned that the governor made people uncomfortable with his “propensity to devour food during meetings.”

“I don’t always have an appropriate sense of when to eat or not eat,” said Whitlock, who also said he rarely knows when he’s supposed to shake someone’s hand.

There have been rare cases where the Awkward Candidate managed to make it to the White House. Richard M. Nixon’s ability to make small talk was, according to New York magazine, “a talent at which he is as naturally gifted as, say, the late Harpo Marx.” (Harpo was the one who didn’t talk.) Calvin Coolidge once said that he was “as much interested in human beings as one could possibly be, but it is desperately hard for me to show it.”

Still, awkwardness is not the kind of relatability a politician necessarily wants. It’s safe to say the DeSantis campaign was hoping their man would be defined by attributes such as toughness or youth.

“Before he ran for president, he was this abrasive governor, always fighting with reporters and giving off an impression of being extremely confident,” said Joseph Coll, a native Floridian who is now in Arizona getting his law degree. “Now he’s like a sad puppy, and it’s surprising that he actually feels relatable to me.”

Before law school, Coll used to work as a recruiter for a health-care company, a job that often required him to try to “be normal” in front of potential clients.

“I was terrible at it,” he said. “I definitely came across as a DeSantis.”

If you’re “a DeSantis,” the campaign trail is no place to hide it. The never-ending rope line can test the skills of even the most socially adept politician, let alone somebody who doesn’t naturally light up a room.

“Someone asked me the other day, ‘Is it true that Jeb would hand out turtles?’” said Tim Miller, a former spokesman for Jeb Bush, another Florida governor turned presidential candidate. “It was true! He’d hand out these toy turtles as an awkward way of trying to connect with people.”

Bush could be open about his struggles with the “performative” nature of running for president, Miller said, admitting publicly that he considered himself an introvert. “It landed with certain people,” Miller said. “But in this political era, it certainly isn’t a benefit.”

Case in point: Miller says the moment that has come to represent Bush’s failed effort — his famous plea for a New Hampshire town hall audience to “Please clap” — was actually “pretty well received” in the room as a self-deprecating joke. But when the moment got clipped and shared endlessly on social media, it was weaponized against his so-called low-energy campaign.

A candidate — or at least a person — who embraces their awkwardness might be better off than one who doesn’t, according to Henna Pryor, author of the forthcoming book “Good Awkward: How to Embrace the Embarrassing and Celebrate the Cringe to Become the Bravest You.” Pryor said that, when researching her book, she found studies that showed a “direct correlation” between expressing awkwardness and the perception that a person is “trustworthy, likable, more generous and, surprisingly, more confident.”

But for that to happen, she said, the awkward person actually needs to “acknowledge the cringe.”

“His problem is he never owns it and names it,” Pryor said of DeSantis. “If he did, it would highly improve his likability.”

When it comes to political people such as DeSantis, the question of likability has to do with a lot more than how deftly they “own” their awkwardness. There are plenty of people who both relate to DeSantis and find him detestable for his politics.

“If I shared his politics, maybe I would find it a little more likable,” said Guy, the menswear writer.

“If his polices weren’t so abhorrent, it would be more endearing,” said Coll, the law student.

“It’s all part of what I consider a negative personality,” said Whitlock, the Never Trumper stay-at-home dad. “I can’t tell where the awkwardness that I relate to ends and the malicious figure begins.”

“Given the decision between voting for him and getting a Pap smear from a girl I went to high school with,” said Ecke, the therapist, “hand me the paper gown.”

Even potential supporters such as Kamena, the soon-to-be college freshman, worry that DeSantis’s struggles might be a problem for him.

“Sometimes it gives me a little hope that I can be in public policy someday and be given a little bit of grace,” she said. “Though maybe he isn’t receiving much grace …”

He is receiving plenty of ridicule. The rival Trump campaign — who reportedly paid a plane to fly a sign that read, “Be likable, Ron!”— and the campaign stumbles have become a running gag for the satirical newspaper the Onion, whose headlines include, “Poll Finds Ron DeSantis Candidate Voters Could Most Imagine Drinking Beer Alone.”

The Awkward Candidate label might prove hard to shed, once it sticks. This summer, DeSantis made headlines for the kind of slightly off-putting exchange that probably would have passed under the radar if not for his reputation for maladroit chitchat. While visiting a fair in Iowa, he asked a child what she was drinking. She told him it was an Icee.

“That’s probably a lot of sugar, huh?” he responded. “Good to see ya.”

“I feel like there have been 800,000 times that I’ve said the equivalent of that to someone,” said Scott Shapiro, a Yale professor who dislikes DeSantis’s politics. “And while I understand where he’s coming from and can relate, it only confirms my feeling that I should not run for president.”

 

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On 8/16/2023 at 5:32 AM, South Austin said:

At least Desantis isn’t going to take the loss sitting down.

He seems more of a power bottom.



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