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4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

What kind of road naming system does Wisconsin have?

I figured "H, X" was some cheesehead version of the Surly fuckability rating for the two assholes on the billboard.

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6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

What kind of road naming system does Wisconsin have?

I believe it involves mimes and an examination of pigeon entrails. 

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Guys it’s pretty straight forward, drink you about 24 spotted cows and a dozen brandy old fashioneds and then get on your snow mobile and tell me what you see. Boom that’s how they label the roads.

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35 minutes ago, Covri said:

Guys it’s pretty straight forward, drink you about 24 spotted cows and a dozen brandy old fashioneds and then get on your snow mobile and tell me what you see. Boom that’s how they label the roads.

Sounds like a recipe for fun (and vomit and diarrhea). 

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4 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Sounds like a recipe for fun (and vomit and diarrhea). 

Only when the fried cheese curds get involved.

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12 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

What kind of road naming system does Wisconsin have?

Years ago I was in Wisconsin and "Pine St." was next to "Pine Ave." which was next to "Pine Rd."

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Years ago I was in Wisconsin and "Pine St." was next to "Pine Ave." which was next to "Pine Rd."

Austin’s Duval, Shoal Creek, 290/71/360/1/Burnet have no problem with that.
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Wow so suddenly Dotard wants to do stuff like spend quality time with his wife and family, go to his son's graduation, etc. Stuff he is totally known for doing.

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10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Wow so suddenly Dotard wants to do stuff like spend quality time with his wife and family, go to his son's graduation, etc. Stuff he is totally known for doing.

If some MAGA disciple can produce one photograph of Trump attending any one of Eric or Tiffany or Junior’s high school or college graduations, I will donate the maximum amount and vote for him.  Simple google image search should suffice.  

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10 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

And it is up to $41 today.   So thanks for selling at $26. 

 

10 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Except that DJT is up 18% for the week.  

Yep. Live look-in at Donesco Patriota:

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Formula 1 isn't fucking around:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2024/04/26/trump-fundraiser-miami-grand-prix/

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The Miami Grand Prix sent a cease and desist letter Friday night to a prominent Trump fundraiser, informing him that he cannot use a suite at an upcoming Formula One race as a high-dollar fundraiser for the Trump campaign. Trump, according to multiple people familiar with the event, has been planning to attend the race.

The letter was sent to Steven Witkoff, a longtime Trump friend who recently testified on behalf of Trump in a suit in New York that resulted in a New York judge handing down a $350 million civil fraud judgment against the former president for financial misdeeds.

 

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“It has come to our attention that you may be using your Paddock Club Rooftop Suite for a political purpose, namely raising money for a federal election at $250,000 per ticket, which clearly violates the Formula 1 Crypto.com Miami Grand Prix suite license agreement,” read the letter, which was obtained by The Washington Post. “If this is true, we regret to inform you that your suite license will be revoked, you will not be allowed to attend the race at any time, and we will refund you in full.”

The Miami Grand Prix is scheduled for May 5 at the Miami International Autodrome in Miami Gardens. A spokesman for the race declined to comment.

 

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According to two people familiar with the details of the fundraiser, it was set up through the recently opened Shell Bay Club, located near Hollywood, Fla. The golf club, which Witkoff’s real estate company developed, has a reported $1 million entrance fee.

In a recent club newsletter, members of the club received an invitation to the Miami Grand Prix that advertised a helicopter trip and other perks. It did not mention Trump, but according to two people who called the club about the event, they were told the event was for Trump and would cost $250,000. The suite was purchased in Witkoff’s name.

 

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The secret service has reached out to race officials to coordinate Trump’s attendance at the race, according to two people familiar with planning the event.

The terms of the suite state it cannot be used for “advertising, promotional or commercial purposes (including without limitation, prizes, competitions, contests, or sweepstakes) without the prior written consent of Promoter and the F1 entities …”

Reached Friday by phone, Witkoff said, “This is something fake, for sure,” but declined to comment further.

Witkoff donated more than $2 million to Trump’s political action committees, according to a 2021 Pro Publica story.

 

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4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Happy birthday Melania from your stable genius husband
 

 

 

I thought the RNC pulled out of the debates. 

Also, the economy is crashing?

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Wait, what? Is that real? Why isn’t there a Biden post right now with a list of dates and locations? I’d treat it like a trial, have a screen with exhibits disproving each and every lie. Get some blow from Hunter if needed, better than a pack of diet cokes. Or just be prepared to mock him when he backs out like the complete bitch he is. The only possible explanation for that post is one of his own news sources must have finally showed that Biden is kicking his ass.

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Wait, what? Is that real? Why isn’t there a Biden post right now with a list of dates and locations? I’d treat it like a trial, have a screen with exhibits disproving each and every lie. Get some blow from Hunter if needed, better than a pack of diet cokes. Or just be prepared to mock him when he backs out like the complete bitch he is. The only possible explanation for that post is one of his own news sources must have finally showed that Biden is kicking his ass.
Are you new to this timeline. They could schedule a debate, cater to Trump's every demand and he would still flake out, blame Biden and lie about it. Trump can lie about anything, no matter how trivial. He's a relentless machine like Rosie in Point Break "its like a gift".
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Trump will demand to have any debate on his terms. Biden should pre empt that and give Trump an ultimatum re format, locations and moderators 

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Trump won’t talk about what good he’d do for ALL PEOPLE, basically it’d be the same BS he’s talked about forever. He’ll be unprepared for any serious discussion and will interrupt ever time Joe starts to speak. It’ll be a disaster. He’ll act like a jr high bully. I’ve been there and seen that way too many times to care to see it again. 
 

Joe, don’t do it. 

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52 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Trump will demand to have any debate on his terms. Biden should pre empt that and give Trump an ultimatum re format, locations and moderators 

Which is why the debates will never happen

Trump will never agree to debate like a normal human, and Biden should never agree to a debate where he just gets yelled over constantly 

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Trump won't shut up.

They muted the candidates talking out of turn last time. I think that was one of the reasons Trump refuses to be subject to that nonpartisan group that typically schedules and runs them 

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

They muted the candidates talking out of turn last time. I think that was one of the reasons Trump refuses to be subject to that nonpartisan group that typically schedules and runs them 

Every time he squawks about debates, the only reply from Team Biden should a reminder that the RNC (which Trump now controls) pulled out of the debates, years ago. 

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https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-tower-take-a-tour-of-the-saddest-building-in-nyc?ref=home

 

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For the duration of his criminal trial, Donald J. Trump has moved back into the penthouse of Trump Tower at the corner of 5th Avenue and 56th Street. With the owner and former president back in residence, you might think they’d spruce up the abutting commercial and retail space. You’d be wrong. The Daily Beast dropped in earlier this week for a tour of the “crown jewel of The Trump Organization.”

 

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FIFTH AVENUE ENTRANCE

Metal barriers take up half the sidewalk and serve two purposes: (1) to hold back crowds; and (2) to force people to cross the avenue if they want a selfie of themselves giving the finger to Trump Tower.

 

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photograph of Trump Tower

Nell Scovell/The Daily Beast

At least four police officers patrol the residential entrance on 56th street, but security to enter the public space is lax. During Trump’s presidency, the building required a thorough bag check by armed officers. Now a small sign near the entrance reads, “All bags are subject to search by security personnel.”

 
 

photograph of Trump Tower

Nell Scovell/The Daily Beast

THE LOBBY

The Trump Organization website brags, “One of the most notable features of Trump Tower is the breath-taking 60-foot waterfall embellishing the eastern wall of the building.”

Today, it’s notable that there’s no water in the waterfall. And a waterfall without water is just a wall. Here’s a shot from the second story looking down:

 

photograph of Trump Tower

Nell Scovell/The Daily Beast

So much has changed in the past eight years since Trump called the tower “home.” Ivanka’s eponymous fine jewelry store is gone. And remember the Currency Exchange that served as the backdrop to the iconic moment that Melania and Trump stepped on the escalator?

 

photograph of Trump Tower

CSPAN

That’s gone, too.

 

photograph of Trump Tower

Nell Scovell/The Daily Beast

But let’s not pine for what is lost. Let’s see what’s there…

 

photograph of Trump Tower

Nell Scovell/The Daily Beast

GROUND LEVEL

A quick glance from the escalator reveals a familiar figure sitting in the café area.

 

photograph of Trump Tower

Nell Scovell/The Daily Beast

A closer examination clarifies that it’s just a Trump cosplayer taking a break.

 

photograph of Trump Tower

Nell Scovell/The Daily Beast

Currently under construction, the Trump Café will “most likely open the second week of May,” said an elderly security guard. Then he wiggled his hand in a “give or take” gesture, suggesting not even he believes that will happen.

 

photograph of Trump Tower

Nell Scovell/The Daily Beast

Trying to help, the guard pointed me to Trump Sweets which offers the full café menu.

 

photograph of Trump Tower

Nell Scovell/The Daily Beast

At the counter stood a woman in a glittery silver ensemble. She seemed out of place in New York, where people tend to dress more like the woman to her left. Perhaps the Silver Lady slipped through a portal that connects Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower… along with this guy in the purple jacket and sunglasses.

 

photograph of Trump Tower

Nell Scovell/The Daily Beast

Around the corner from Trump Sweets is the Trump Tower gift shop, whose signage could use some updating. (Note: 2020 was not a great year for Trump.)

 

photograph of Trump Tower

Nell Scovell/The Daily Beast

Inside the store is a jumble of Trump-related products.

 

photograph of Trump Tower

Nell Scovell/The Daily Beast

I asked the clerk to name the store’s most popular gift item. He grabbed a deck of $15 Trump Presidential Playing cards. “We sold 7,000 decks,” he said.

Then he fanned a worn deck and recited his worn pitch: “Trump is the king. Melania and Ivanka are the queens. And most importantly, look who is the joker…”

 

photograph of Trump Tower

Nell Scovell/The Daily Beast

In the more upscale golf shop, there were $5 Trump-embossed gold chocolate bars and a single copy of Don Jr’s book Triggered for sale. There’s no way to know if Don Jr. slipped the book in there himself.

 

photograph of Trump Tower

Nell Scovell/The Daily Beast

SECOND FLOOR

Starbucks departed in spring 2022 and was recently replaced by “Nerolab Italian Food Zone.” The Rome-based chain’s tagline is “Nerolab, WHY NOT!” But a better tagline would be: “It’s better to be food-zoned than friend-zoned.” It’s right there. Why not!

 

photograph of Trump Tower

Nell Scovell/The Daily Beast

OUTDOOR TERRACES

Both public terraces appear to be permanently closed to the public. The lack of public outdoor spaces may be in violation of a deal with the city which traded additional square footage for these gardens. In the smaller exterior space, what’s visible through the window looks sparse and untended. Maybe the RNC could pay for a few Trump gardeners along with all those lawyers.

 

photograph of Trump Tower

Nell Scovell/The Daily Beast

The large glass doors which once opened up to a second, grander terrace are now mirrored over and locked. This is not the first time that shiny has replaced transparency in Trumpworld.

 

photograph of Trump Tower

Nell Scovell/The Daily Beast

A FINAL NOTE

On Tuesday, Trump posted “It was my great honor to welcome former Japanese Prime Minister Tarō Asō—at Trump Tower this evening!” and attached this photo:

 

Photograph of Donald Trump

Trump Campaign

The backdrop of the marble and brass confers class to the image. Meanwhile, that same day, in another part of Trump Tower, even marble and brass couldn’t hide the trash.

 

photograph of Trump Tower

Nell Scovell/The Daily Beast

 

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20 hours ago, Brandywine said:

Trump won’t talk about what good he’d do for ALL PEOPLE, basically it’d be the same BS he’s talked about forever. He’ll be unprepared for any serious discussion and will interrupt ever time Joe starts to speak. It’ll be a disaster. He’ll act like a jr high bully. I’ve been there and seen that way too many times to care to see it again. 
 

Joe, don’t do it. 

Yep. We tried this once before. Once. How does most of this country not remember what happened?  We have goldfish brains. 

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Since Trump has agreed to “anywhere anytime”. Set it up in a federal prison.  Trump has to be dressed in prison clothes, in a cell, and hooked up to an electric chair.  If he speaks out of turn, he gets juiced.  

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