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40 minutes ago, sidis said:

looks like the "tits" part of this thread has finally started pulling its weight.

wondering if we haven't heard much from her lately because she's been recovering.

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First time I’ve ever looked at her and been attracted. That is some good work. 

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A member of the United States House of Representatives who sits as a majority member of the House Committee on Oversight & Accountability left Washington, D.C. after helping initiate impeachment inquiries into Joe Biden as retribution for her guilt over assisting a former U.S. President's attempt to violently overthrow the United States government in its own seat of government, where she also works.  The same member, during said break, received breast augmentation for "work purposes", and to celebrate the removal of bandages---took to0 the theater with an unknown gentleman escort who is most certainly not her husband where she vaped in a crowded venue---where no smoking/vaping of any kind is allowed for safety reasons.  She was combative with security despite being a "Law & Order" member of Congress.  The premium tickets and car service were paid for with campaign funds, despite the event not being held anywhere near her district.  

And while being removed from the venue, she shouts in a threatening tone, "You'd better pray my grandson doesn't hear about this!"  The performance was based on a movie that was released when this Grandmother of Congress was 14 months old in 1988.  

It's Wednesday in Simulation America.  Have a nice day.  

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1 hour ago, sidis said:

looks like the "tits" part of this thread has finally started pulling its weight.

wondering if we haven't heard much from her lately because she's been recovering.

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still would 

 

1 hour ago, Porterhouse said:

First time I’ve ever looked at her and been attracted. That is some good work. 

It is a very intricate multistep process, and I have never successfully pulled it off, but I think I could fuck some of the crazy out of her if given the chance.

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10 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

 

 

It is a very intricate multistep process, and I have never successfully pulled it off, but I think I could fuck some of the crazy out of her if given the chance.

I think we can definitely try, and I would willingly so.  However, this wouldn’t be a noble effort.  It’s be borne out of the fact that I’m a pussy hound. You can never fuck the crazy out of someone, particularly one that has feelings of power.  It doesn’t matter how much of a joke she is and how she’ll likely get beat in the general. She will always have a self-perception of power. That is a special kind of crazy. 

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It is a very intricate multistep process, and I have never successfully pulled it off, but I think I could fuck some of the crazy out of her if given the chance.

She or her kid would probably shoot you in the face after. 

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Okay, but follow me here -- check out this marketing plan.

She's a whore.  She always has been.  But before, her pitch was "spend a coupla hours with some skank," and she surely priced her services accordingly.

NOW, her pitch is "pay $5k for an evening with a big-titted former congresswoman who has proven she will do anything . . . and we mean ANYTHING, no limits."

The ROI on her venture as a congresscritter is gonna be pretty solid.  Tip of the hat to her.

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2 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Sigh.

She was giving me the sucky fucky eyes when we were sitting at the gate waiting to board our flight. But all I saw were the beaver teeth.

Most escorts don't even have a landing strip, so I would be surprised if her beaver had teeth. Do you think it may have been a piercing?

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33 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

 

 

I do like his comment saying "I went to HS with that bitch" because I made the same hanging out with an old HS friend having beers in my small West Texas hometown this past year. At some point during the evening he was trying to defend this latest terrible iteration of the GOP.

I was like "Dude, remember all those dumb, loud, obnoxious trashy bitches from school that were so fun to put in their places when they mouthed off stupid shit? These are the same fucking people." (We were talking specifically about Boobert and MTG.)

The good news was he got it and found it hilarious and agreed. 

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