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Mileslong
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i would hang a sign on his locker saying "Here was the locker of Joshua Moore, mishandled more balls than a Yoakum whore, no Josh, no More"

Native Horn
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Well SOMEBODY dropped the ball.

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Hermanator

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The culture in the program is a loser one. Sark has zero chance to succeed here if he doesnt eliminate all sources of that culture from the program and instill accountability and toughness. Make an example here and kick him off the team then work on getting rid of everyone else who propagates that loser culture. Hit the portal hard as F and start bringing in guys from smaller schools who stand out and want to play P5. 

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7 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Yep, and I hope Moore replied to Sark that he paid a special teams coach $1MM - more than twice as high as the next guy - to a) run a 4th and 13 RUN WITH OUR KICKER and b) date a moron stripper with a fucking monkey. 
 

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Hey man.

It was 4th and 11. 

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I just spoke with Super K, yes he is still alive. Here is what we have been told:
Sources told K that the argument, while heated, was the two sides airing their frustrations. We have been told it was not anything hostile and do no believe Moore’s future with the team to be in doubt.
Following the argument, Moore got on the bus with everyone else on the team and returned to the facility.
Again, we are being told Moore’s future at Texas is not in question at the moment and it is expected that he is going to remain a member of the team moving forward.

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Fucking Anwar.

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1 minute ago, Jester said:

I just spoke with Super K, yes he is still alive. Here is what we have been told:
Sources told K that the argument, while heated, was the two sides airing their frustrations. We have been told it was not anything hostile and do no believe Moore’s future with the team to be in doubt.
Following the argument, Moore got on the bus with everyone else on the team and returned to the facility.
Again, we are being told Moore’s future at Texas is not in question at the moment and it is expected that he is going to remain a member of the team moving forward.

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Fucking Anwar.

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16 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Yep, and I hope Moore replied to Sark that he paid a special teams coach $1MM - more than twice as high as the next guy - to a) run a 4th and 13 RUN WITH OUR KICKER and b) date a moron stripper with a fucking monkey. 
 

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Banks is a pretty good special teams coach and a great recruiter. One dumb play is a wash and who gives a fuck who he dates or what animals they have? Your tampon has sand on it Rex. Moore shouldn’t have been on this team to be able to quit in the first place. Fuck herman 

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1 minute ago, Jester said:

I just spoke with Super K, yes he is still alive. Here is what we have been told:
Sources told K that the argument, while heated, was the two sides airing their frustrations. We have been told it was not anything hostile and do no believe Moore’s future with the team to be in doubt.
Following the argument, Moore got on the bus with everyone else on the team and returned to the facility.
Again, we are being told Moore’s future at Texas is not in question at the moment and it is expected that he is going to remain a member of the team moving forward.

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Fucking Anwar.

How does that go?

Sark:  "I'm fucking frustrated as a receiver you can't catch a ball and If you do are a good bet to fumble it"

Moore:  "Well fuck you too"

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5 minutes ago, Jester said:

I just spoke with Super K, yes he is still alive. Here is what we have been told:
Sources told K that the argument, while heated, was the two sides airing their frustrations. We have been told it was not anything hostile and do no believe Moore’s future with the team to be in doubt.
Following the argument, Moore got on the bus with everyone else on the team and returned to the facility.
Again, we are being told Moore’s future at Texas is not in question at the moment and it is expected that he is going to remain a member of the team moving forward.

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Fucking Anwar.

Like Moore could catch the bus. 

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21 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I think Jeff Banks is dating a whore with a monkey and anything that can be mounted against him to get him the fuck out of here should be used. 

why? he's one of our better bagman.  besides the stupid fake punt, special teams have looked way better than years past.  don't give a fuck if his wife now used to be a stripper.  keep our bagmen.

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3 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

why? he's one of our better bagman.  besides the stupid fake punt, special teams has looked way better than years past.  don't give a fuck if his wife now used to be a stripper.  keep our bagmen.

I don't understand why we can't just blame Dicker for that atrocity. He's been terrible all year anyway. 

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4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't understand why we can't just blame Dicker for that atrocity. He's been terrible all year anyway. 


Now just hold on one fucking second. He winked at a camera once. 
 

yeah. Not so proud of yourself when you read it all out like that, are you…

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26 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I think Jeff Banks is dating a whore with a monkey and anything that can be mounted against him to get him the fuck out of here should be used. 

Banks is actually a good coach. I don't really give a fuck who he is dating or what kind of pets she has. Recruits like him, players seem to like him, and he has a good reputation as a coach. 

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39 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I think Jeff Banks is dating a whore with a monkey and anything that can be mounted against him to get him the fuck out of here should be used. 

I don't think there is any evidence that Pole Assassin is an actual whore, other than in the sense that all women are

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20 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:


Fucking always had a thing for Jane Krakowski ever since I first saw her in this. 

Cousin Vicki would have had a solid porn career if she were around today

Not 100% sure but I’m pretty sure I saw cups for sale in a Pecos TX convenience store with porn star photos on them. 

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2 hours ago, westexhorn said:

dont forget the wall punching at his ex gf's apartment as well.  that shit got swept under prior to the season start.

I think I conclusively proved it wasn't him. This is a photo of the door in question. The culprit's shadow tells the truth.

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It was Bart Simpson all along.

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2 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Glad to see Anwar reports this bit of news but glossed over Casey Thompson cleaning out his locker after not being named starting QB.

Should tell you where he's getting his news from.

 

Got a bunch of mental midgets on this team -- SARK has to start making roster changes and demand more accountability from both players and fuckin' coaches !!!

FUCK

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