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Still, it wouldn't surprise me if Jimbo's contract with aggy entitles him to every penny even if he ends up killing a bus full of nuns.
I'm sure does, Jimmy Sexton don't play around, he's playing those rubes like a fiddle.

Anything involving John Sharp has a lot of "git er dun" with little or no critical thinking.
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58 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

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Is this what happens at midnight yell practice or whatever it’s called? Christ, it’s worse than I imagined, and I imagined that it was fucking terrible.

Also, I really couldn’t follow what the hell the kid in the overalls was even talking about. 

On 10/4/2021 at 4:53 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Saw this on the Rant.

 

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Is that pronounced "tooth man"?

What I don't get is how there isn't someone, anyone with half a brain among the wealthy alums, admin or coaching staff who doesn't see that and think "WTF....   In this day and age of viral videos, that shit is embarrassing."    But then I remember what country, as a whole, we live in.
There are a few these days, but they get shouted down and shamed by the redasses
32 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Evangelical pastor in training.  Just missing the invitation to accept the Lord and the homosexual scandal.

My guess is that if a recruit happens to be in town when that nonsense is going on, their host or whatever makes sure to steer them far far away from that circus.

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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Longest delivery/worst joke combo in history.

1 minute ago, Queen Bitch said:

Truly howling at his little dabbing shoulder taps

5-5 since joining the SEC. Sounds like aggy has found their rival. Just like they never wanted to admit Tech was their rival in the B12 when they had a win percentage of 51% historically. 

 

A few of those retards replied with the dildo protest stuff. Someone needs to remind them about their jizz jars, the gloryholes, etc
5 hours ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Jimbo is quietly building a championship team | TexAgs

Watch/read the Aggy rollercoaster in real time... 

 
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with a good possibility of of flipping players from bama and tu.


Those 2 are not even worthy of being mentioned in the same sentence.

 



Aggy just can't stop slobbing bama's knob

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8 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Truly howling at his little dabbing shoulder taps

The first guy sounds like he could be related to Frankie from Nova Scotia

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The Milk Men are certainly not selected for the public speaking prowess.

5 hours ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Jimbo is quietly building a championship team | TexAgs

Watch/read the Aggy rollercoaster in real time... 

Wait, now last year's covid season was better than the 11-2 Johnny Manziel SEC intro? Where Manziel won the Heisman and they beat #1 Alabama on the road?

 

Love the Dabo comparison. Dabo took over from Bowden and finished his "1st" season 4-3, the next 2 years were ok. But in year 4, the same as Jimbo, Dabo started is run of 10 consecutive 10+ win seasons. I don't think Jimbo is reaching that bar. I think the first bar Jimbo should clear is to lead aggy to consecutive conference winning seasons.

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11 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:
 


Aggy just can't stop slobbing bama's knob

From the Texags post......  I figure after Year 6 we will know what we fundamentally have in Jimbo Fisher. 

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Wait, now last year's covid season was better than the 11-2 Johnny Manziel SEC intro? Where Manziel won the Heisman and they beat #1 Alabama on the road?

 

Love the Dabo comparison. Dabo took over from Bowden and finished his "1st" season 4-3, the next 2 years were ok. But in year 4, the same as Jimbo, Dabo started is run of 10 consecutive 10+ win seasons. I don't think Jimbo is reaching that bar. I think the first bar Jimbo should clear is to lead aggy to consecutive conference winsning seasons.

i think he's got some earlier bars to hit first, maybe waffle house but 2 consecutive SEC wins would be a good secondary goal   

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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:
What I don't get is how there isn't someone, anyone with half a brain among the wealthy alums, admin or coaching staff who doesn't see that and think "WTF....   In this day and age of viral videos, that shit is embarrassing."    But then I remember what country, as a whole, we live in.

There are a few these days, but they get shouted down and shamed by the redasses

Then join forces with Blacklab and start a Longhorn message board.

39 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Longest delivery/worst joke combo in history.

The Joe Paterno coffin "joke" was worse. 

19 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

The Milk Men are certainly not selected for the public speaking prowess.

...or ARE they?

 

Seriously, someone once watched Hee Haw and decided that "comedy" format would be great for their midnight cheering practice in a stadium. They just need to add the cornfield.

34 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Truly howling at his little dabbing shoulder taps

Before last weekend, Leach was 3-2 at Kyle Field, I believe. "Nightmares". Lulz.

41 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Truly howling at his little dabbing shoulder taps

Only missing one or 2 pair of chromosomes, or just maybe an extree. 

55 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Truly howling at his little dabbing shoulder taps

I'd be curious to know the number of overall wearing, whooping, redass aggies that are on the spectrum. I bet the number is an order of magnitude higher than the population at large. 

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I'd be curious to know the number of overall wearing, whooping, redass aggies that are on the spectrum. I bet the number is an order of magnitude higher than the population at large. 

 

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25 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Seriously, someone once watched Hee Haw and decided that "comedy" format would be great for their midnight cheering practice in a stadium. They just need to add the cornfield.

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Why is Drew Brees the scarecrow?

3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

nostradamus he ain't... none of that happened, lol.... that joke was burn too... day-um... laughing stock... ouch. zing!

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Don’t ever equate the glories of South Park with the shit from aggy.
1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Longest delivery/worst joke combo in history.

It was all a knee jerk reaction.

Win or lose the milkmen will ride the coattails of the $EC Teams.

17 hours ago, wood said:

BTW, you what's fun af? Watching random CFB games with your aggy neighbors, and they're just waiting for you to unload on them with a barrage of shit-talking about how much aggy sucks after such big preseason talk. You know - the way they would do to us if the roles were reversed. And then you just don't say shit about it. They squirm around and stutter like their heads are about to explode. They simply cannot comprehend it. Good times.

My outspoken aggy coworker (who I actually really like) has been radio silent after talking shit all week after we lost to arkansas. I haven’t said shit to him. I’m not surprised they lost. They are losers. That’s what they do. I know if the roles were reversed and we lost, he wouldn’t be able to shut up. 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

The first guy sounds like he could be related to Frankie from Nova Scotia

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Came here to make this joke. 

9 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Came here to make this joke. 

That’s not a joke. Frankie is a cool dude. 

2 hours ago, Horndog said:

Is that pronounced "tooth man"?

Obviously he's the guy who invented the "tooth" brush

27 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

My outspoken aggy coworker (who I actually really like) has been radio silent after talking shit all week after we lost to arkansas. I haven’t said shit to him. I’m not surprised they lost. They are losers. That’s what they do. I know if the roles were reversed and we lost, he wouldn’t be able to shut up. 

Exactly. They can't comprehend the concept of not being an in your face, obnoxious fuck when winning, and it kills them when you don't discuss how they're doing - even after embarrassing losses. After a while of me not saying anything, my neighbor started bringing up aggy mixed in with other cfb talk, but I still didn't address aggy at all.

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Seriously, someone once watched Hee Haw and decided that "comedy" format would be great for their midnight cheering practice in a stadium. They just need to add the cornfield.

Hee Haw was a helluva lot more entertaining 

 

 

 

5 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

 

God.. I know some really smart Aggies.. Engineers, folks that quite frankly are heads and toes over friends of mine from UT. But damn if they don't have the dumbest, most ass backwards fan base. It must be all that East TX inbreeding.  I doubt coryhub graduated high school, much less college. That dumbfuck is breaking rock Mon - Fri and banging waffle house waitresses on the weekends.

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4 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

I know some really smart Aggies

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27 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

God.. I know some really smart Aggies.. Engineers, folks that quite frankly are heads and toes over friends of mine from UT. But damn if they don't have the dumbest, most ass backwards fan base. It must be all that East TX inbreeding.  I doubt coryhub graduated high school, much less college. That dumbfuck is breaking rock Mon - Fri and banging waffle house waitresses on the weekends.

I don’t believe you..

3 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

Truly howling at his little dabbing shoulder taps

There’s a lot of projection to unwrap there 

Why any African-American athlete with options would choose to spend 3-4 years in BCS has always been a mystery to me.

44 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

God.. I know some really smart Aggies...

But, unfortunately, their brains shut off right before and during football season. They're all in on the SEC myth. Can't wait to disprove that once and for all soon. 

3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

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I'm show but sure. 

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