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My favorite texags quote so far:

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The facilities and coaching staff that Texas A&M have paid for are second to none.

Well, you definitely paid for the coaching staff.

 

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Next years team figures to be elite once you figure that these underclassmen will have another year in the program with all the elite facilities and what not.

Yes!  We're on to next year!

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5 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

Billy had a front row seat lulz

Wow. That is just a terrible terrible route by Stewart. 

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That's what $90 mil gets you, stupid seeyups

 

 

14 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

That's what $90 mil gets you, stupid seeyups

 

 

This is from that Nick Starkel article a few weeks ago. It adds up

 

“Only [Fisher] knows how to properly execute the play,” Starkel said. “He has to communicate that perfectly well to you, or else you’re going to be disappointed, because you’re going to do the wrong thing. ... He wants you to go here, and you’re going here. ... Comparatively speaking, the NFL is very much this is our process for our play. They give you the blueprint of when we call this play, you start here and your progression is 1,2,3, or you start here on the boundary safety and work away from him. There is a process for every single play. Sometimes you might lose that process in Jimbo’s offense, because you just know he wants the ball to get out here, so I’m just going to get it out there, rather than go through the process of the play.”

On 10/8/2022 at 8:25 AM, nnm said:

Extended video here. I couldn’t stomach it. 

 

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Espn has them as a toss up or under dogs in 4 of their last 6 games. It's not a perfect predictor but they're usually not far off. Finishing 4 and 2 is their best case scenario imo

QB2…who started the season at QB

 

amazing

I had an aggy alum describe the atmosphere in Tuscaloosa as, "...an SEC Mardi Gras"

That said, is the musical score zydeco or dueling banjos?

aggy pumping sunshine so they can live in denial that they are a pack of losers.

Aggy has turned into a diploma mill. What academic prowess aside from animal husbandry and meat judging can they possibly gloat about?

They made the 1015 onion. And if we ever get legal weed I expect them to develop the fucking matsuyama beef of weed.

Other than that, for any legkickin goober in bedazzled overalls to claim academic superiority, hell even the correct alignment of genes, is just stupid.

Imagine being the BHam Chuy’s employees having to work that crowd. Too bad so far none have recorded the event and the 24 folks that likely showed up. Bet they are shitty tippers.

So what’s the narrative when they get blown out by Ol Miss? 

A lawyer that I used in Houston was named Sean Cody (passed within the last few years in an automobile or motorcycle accident, and it is a shame, he was a great guy)… I forgot his website, and typed in Sean Cody.com… yeah, that’s a gay porn site. 
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He had a heart attack while he was driving and wrecked I believe. I dealt with him too. He was pretty cool.
27 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

lol “beat #10, beat #13”

Put another way: “beat a couple teams that are currently unranked.”

 

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aggy 3-3, coming off a great moral victory and watch out for this team next year thread up on texags.  

 

Program on schedule. 

 

 

I guess they have no game this week so the sunshine pumping off a loss to a team playing with both hands behind their back will continue unabated. They'll keep the sunshine pumping going until they lose again to SC in 2 weeks. Milroe is trash. Gibbs gashed them for 21-154 despite the aggy DBs all being able to play within 10 yards of the LOS because alabama wasn't throwing the ball downfield in their offense that so lacks imagination it compares to U of Iowa. TAMU pumping their chest about King's 250 passing yards. Sure impressive until you realize that was on 46 pass attempts. aggy is pumping the sunshine off a loss and a couple "signature wins" against a 2-3 Miami team, and Arkansas (1-3 in conference). Clickety clack.

9 minutes ago, Lymanward said:

aggy 3-3, coming off a great moral victory and watch out for this team next year thread up on texags.  

 

Program on schedule. 

 

 

This might be my favorite Aggy season ever. True, they may not lose more than four or five games, but they had such high expectations. It makes the losses so much sweeter. 

I guess they have no game this week so the sunshine pumping off a loss to a team playing with both hands behind their back will continue unabated. They'll keep the sunshine pumping going until they lose again to SC in 2 weeks. Milroe is trash. Gibbs gashed them for 21-154 despite the aggy DBs all being able to play within 10 yards of the LOS because alabama wasn't throwing the ball downfield in their offense that so lacks imagination it compares to U of Iowa. TAMU pumping their chest about King's 250 passing yards. Sure impressive until you realize that was on 46 pass attempts. aggy is pumping the sunshine off a loss and a couple "signature wins" against a 2-3 Miami team, and Arkansas (1-3 in conference). Clickety clack.
Milroe is VY without VY's passing ability. Until Bryce Young comes back Bama is vulnerable to anyone on their schedule..and Tennessee is up next.
1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

 

Not their QB2. It’s their QB1 who sucked ass, was benched, and regained the role only due to injury. They played against a QB2. Fuck context though.

This might be my favorite Aggy season ever. True, they may not lose more than four or five games, but they had such high expectations. It makes the losses so much sweeter. 
Losing to Appalachian State at home when they had their dicks handed to them in a lunchbox by a smaller, slower Sun Belt conf team makes this a banner year. Plus App State just lost @ Texas State by a dozen yesterday. Bobcats > aggy.
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33 minutes ago, Chopper said:
I guess they have no game this week so the sunshine pumping off a loss to a team playing with both hands behind their back will continue unabated. They'll keep the sunshine pumping going until they lose again to SC in 2 weeks. Milroe is trash. Gibbs gashed them for 21-154 despite the aggy DBs all being able to play within 10 yards of the LOS because alabama wasn't throwing the ball downfield in their offense that so lacks imagination it compares to U of Iowa. TAMU pumping their chest about King's 250 passing yards. Sure impressive until you realize that was on 46 pass attempts. aggy is pumping the sunshine off a loss and a couple "signature wins" against a 2-3 Miami team, and Arkansas (1-3 in conference). Clickety clack.

Milroe is VY without VY's passing ability. Until Bryce Young comes back Bama is vulnerable to anyone on their schedule..and Tennessee is up next.

I think this is the year Tennessee take a win home, timing is too perfect 

30 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

Not their QB2. It’s their QB1 who sucked ass, was benched, and regained the role only due to injury. They played against a QB2. Fuck context though.

Never let facts interfere with a good aggy loss rationalization 

On 10/8/2022 at 6:45 AM, TexasMan said:

But wait, there's more:

 

 

 

someone got paddled that night... hehehe... nttawwt

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

This might be my favorite Aggy season ever. True, they may not lose more than four or five games, but they had such high expectations. It makes the losses so much sweeter. 

Their roller coaster has never had so many peaks and valleys....

What I can’t get about the aggy optimism is that they have to go 6-0 to finish out the season, not to be at their trademarked 8-4 record.


Worse, how do they expect a “step forward” for next year when Achane, Smith, and Richardson are all gone and they will still have major questions on the OL and QB? It’s like they have all of this talent on the DL and limited talent elsewhere and think they are recreating the Clemson blueprint while ignoring that Clemson had back to back transcendent QBs to make it work.

They still have the best College of Veterinary medicine in the state. so they should just focus on that and try to block Tech from passing them up in that too.

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Milroe is VY without VY's passing ability. Until Bryce Young comes back Bama is vulnerable to anyone on their schedule..and Tennessee is up next.

He looked like Taylor Martinez without the throwing ability.
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4 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

 

“ a small step for man is a giant leap for aggy”

3 hours ago, ousux said:

Milroe is VY without VY's passing ability.

Milroe would be crushed under VY's jockstrap. He's a deer in the headlights. Completely indecisive, can't pull the trigger on throwing the ball or running the ball. And he carries the ball like a bag of potato chips.

8 hours ago, Thatguy said:

Wow. That is just a terrible terrible route by Stewart. 

You are real hung up on that. It was a mediocre route but King was 50 times worse on that play. The throw was way way late and then way off target. Stewart was not deep enough but he was in the end zone when the ball should have been arriving.

2 hours ago, The University said:

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that's fantastic. well done, google.

that's likely a result of your consumption, unfortunately

where we can all have an effect on the MCP mainframe is spell aggy as "aggy" everywhere all the time

2 hours ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Their roller coaster has never had so many peaks and valleys....

i think this is the first year ever for a triple-reset within the same season

21 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

You are real hung up on that. It was a mediocre route but King was 50 times worse on that play. The throw was way way late and then way off target. Stewart was not deep enough but he was in the end zone when the ball should have been arriving.

Agree.

5 hours ago, TexasMan said:

That right there tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about Looch.

5 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

The funniest part is he had the nerve to tweet that 5 hours after they lost to App State at home

The App State loss gets more embarrassing every week. 

App State is a lucky hail mary away from being 2-4. App State isn't even a good G5 team. 

Milroe is VY without VY's passing ability. Until Bryce Young comes back Bama is vulnerable to anyone on their schedule..and Tennessee is up next.

And running ability, and ball security….. and charm…
5 hours ago, yoladu said:

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I don't understand...Thank God,  and Kipp with 2 p's? Good grief.

56 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

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Did Jonah Hill eat Nick Adams or did Jonah Hill eat Wayne Newton?

36 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

That right there tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about Looch.

About gomer in general 

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