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5 hours ago, alincoln said:

He needs to get on with it 

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5 hours ago, alincoln said:

He needs to get on with it 

That is not really funny.

No one should wish death on another man’s child no matter what you think of his father.

12 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Wait, wut?

Ok so apparently that’s real. Wtf.

I choose to remember her like this from my original Jackie Brown soundtrack CD

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Ok, back to the regular aggy dipshittery.

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3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

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He's got all that money but he still gets to pay kid's size prices for his boots

1 hour ago, TexasTroll said:

With your truck???

That's a total loss </flo from progressive>

On 10/9/2022 at 5:32 PM, Chad said:

At least the aggy can hang their hats on beating two "ranked" teams. Arky looks primed to finish .500 and Miami appears to be headed for a sub .500 campaign. That App State loss in Collie Station looks like an even bigger shit stain seeing as how they've fallen to .500 with losses to Texas St and James Madison (LOL). It's year 5 of the Jumbo era and they're getting blown out by Mississippi St and losing to G5 teams then propping themselves up with a moral victory after playing Bama with the worst QB they've started in the Saban era. You can't make this shit up, the most delusional fan base in college football. You literally have that snake oil salesman Looch out there saying the aggy took a giant step forward losing to Bama after they fucking beat them last season.....how the fuck does that even make sense?

several thousand subscriptions were shored up with that statement

is makes sense.....  dollars and cents

Like claiming you fucked Bridget Fonda, ignoring that she looked like this when you fucked her. 
 
 
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That is a really fucking solid analogy. 9.95/10
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The Ocho day is one of my favorite day in sports. They don’t belong there at all.
1 minute ago, markstanco said:


The Ocho day is one of my favorite day in sports. They don’t belong there at all.

Yeah, true. That's oiled up tag-team midget wrasslin' channel.

 

Put em on FS7 like you said. Or even some obscure Venezuelan soap opera channel. It's where they belong  

Even with a dually, she’d wreck your shit. 

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6 hours ago, nnm said:

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That absolutely has to be a troll job. Pretty entertaining though! Like spider2Ybanana said, which one of you mfers wrote that nonsense?

13 minutes ago, wood said:

That absolutely has to be a troll job. Pretty entertaining though! Like spider2Ybanana said, which one of you mfers wrote that nonsense?

Oh no they are talking easy 10-3 record and the Houston Chronicle verifies it with their Saturday's Down South story predicting all SEC final regular season records. They are back on the Jimbo band wagon and next year. I should have known better after a moral victory weekend that there are no aggy tears to be had on Texags.

2 hours ago, nnm said:

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No freaking way, is that for real? Like the totally accurate truth?

1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

No freaking way, is that for real? Like the totally accurate truth?

Yes. I googled it, too. I has ragrets…

8 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Weigman playing ups their chances of winning some remaining games. He doesn’t have to know the playbook. He has to be more accurate than King. If HK is playing this weekend, I think SCAR probably wins.

Everyone always predicts a collapse, and no one will laugh fucking harder than me, but it never happens. I’m guessing 7-5

If Spencer Rattler is playing QB for SCar, A&M should be favored. The Gamecocks have a porous OL, and Rattler makes poor decisions under pressure (as UT fans surely remember). Leans Aggies, unfortunately.

33 minutes ago, NoRagrets said:

Yes. I googled it, too. I has ragrets…

 

7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Looks like she should have invested in a few of her aunt's workout tapes.

Lord, and I thought I had gone to sht, hell I'm a Ģreek God....

Getting old is a motherfucker, esp for many women, it seems.

That Bridget Fonda picture is one of the most disappointing things I have seen in years

5 hours ago, nnm said:

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What the fucking fuck. Damn.

14 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

The Ole Miss game is in Collie Station, which helps aggy, but the Rebels should still be favored.  

The ags will manage to fuck up at least one other game, so I'm inclined to think 7-5 is the most likely result.  

The fact they scheduled UMass should be a source of acute embarrassment to every aggy.  But they're all so brainwashed that they'll find a way to rationalize it.   

 

well. umass is the university of a whole state. per aggy.

I feel like there should be an edit to the @THUJONE roller coaster chart that includes a mark where they transition to "Next year is the year".

Maybe somewhere between the "Early setback" and "October".

It's that one second in time when they finally realize they are out of the title hunt for the year, but still feeling good enough that they will finish with a good record and be poised for the next season.

16 minutes ago, Orange&amp;White said:

I feel like there should be an edit to the @THUJONE roller coaster chart that includes a mark where they transition to "Next year is the year".

Maybe somewhere between the "Early setback" and "October".

It's that one second in time when they finally realize they are out of the title hunt for the year, but still feeling good enough that they will finish with a good record and be poised for the next season.

I think the full original sequence has aggy in the first frame saying “this is our year bitches” or something like that. 

Ags can win, or lose, any remaining game on their schedule, except for UMass.  

As much as Longhorn fans on this thread wishcast every year for some kind of 4-8 or even 6-6 meltdown, it doesn't ever happen, because outside of Alabama and Georgia, the SEC is just not that good.

This is where I'd normally say they finish 8-4 like they always do, but this year they actually gave away one of their traditional easy OOC wins by losing to App State, so I'll go with 7-5.

 

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Some of you people need to learn how to use the spoiler tag

5 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I feel so bad for Kelly McGillis. She was raped in her own apartment in NYC by two men and she was really traumatized by it. I saw an interview where she talked about it. Just awful.  

I didn’t know that. Now I feel like a bit of a jerk. 

I didn’t know that. Now I feel like a bit of a jerk. 

It’s alright. She figured out how to make sure it’ll never happen again.
22 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Then they've got to get up for an Ole Miss team that plays great offense and has a solid defense at home. Ole Miss goes 3 deep at TB, they have a solid TE and QB, and a good OL. ATM is going to have to get really good, really quickly to hang with Kiffin in this game. 

 

If you're talking about Trigg and not a different TE, Trigg is potentially out for the season. Not that it necessarily changes much in this matchup. 

motherfucker! i knew to stay away from this thread. 

my childhood, that shit is in flames now. thanks assholes.

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Can you fucking idiots stop it with the former hot chick that turned fat pics? There is a board with a thread on there somewhere for shit like that. Motherfucker. None of it is adding value here. 

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12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Can you fucking idiots stop it with the former hot chick that turned fat pics? There is a board with a thread on there somewhere for shit like that. Motherfucker. None of it is adding value here. 

The aggy thread is the absolute best thread for huge fucking disappointments.

16 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Getting married is truly a crapshoot.

It’s simple: if her ankles look like they’ll hold 250, they’ll hold 250!

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1 minute ago, Parliament said:

What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Don’t you know where you are?

14 minutes ago, Parliament said:

What the fuck is wrong with you people.

 

12 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Don’t you know where you are?

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8 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:


It’s alright. She figured out how to make sure it’ll never happen again.

One of the negs you got is from somebody who has George Carlin as their avatar and I feel like he would have loved that joke you made, what a strange world we live in lol. You’re a dick head but it was funny lol. 

25 minutes ago, blacklab said:

enough with the off topic shit

That shit is not truly off topic. It's more or less disgusting on several levels, true, but think of it as girls who turned out to be List-eater late bloomers.

enough with the off topic shit


Ok

so when did she become a lesbian?


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Joel Klatt talked aggy on the Hardline today.

 

No freaking way, is that for real? Like the totally accurate truth?

That one is sad also. She was in a bad car wreck that fucked up her back. As someone that also has a fucked up back, I get how she blew up. I feel bad for her.

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