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3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Fuckk I'm like 7 pages behind. Whatever.

Fuck aggy.

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I wasn't going to watch the game on tv because UMASS, but did they just not show the stands all game ? 
They showed several crowd shots, but it was always close ups of small groups of 5 or 6. But then they'd show the announcers in the booth or the sideline reporter and you'd see the empty stands behind them.

Today on "The Horn" Chad Hastings, one of the more semi-intentionally reasonable Aggies in the world, couldn't help himself and said something like "yeah, there were some empty seats", weather, yada yada yada.  "Some".

To his credit, he did shame the corps turds who shot off the cannon when the 2 UMass players were kneeling in the back corner of the end zone.

Today on "The Horn" Chad Hastings, one of the more semi-intentionally reasonable Aggies in the world, couldn't help himself and said something like "yeah, there were some empty seats", weather, yada yada yada.  "Some".
To his credit, he did shame the corps turds who shot off the cannon when the 2 UMass players were kneeling in the back corner of the end zone.

I hear the Oakland A’s have “some” empty seats, too.
I understand Jimbo is looking for an OC.
Who will also drag his hobbit ass to a hotel room after he's hit the bourbon a little too hard?

Spav is the man for the job, and he already knows where all the collie station liquor stores are located.
UMASS fan here.  Traveled down to College Station with my family to watch the game, as my school doesn't often play college football juggernauts such as A&M.  Got a bit lost going to the stadium, as we were following a long line of cars that happened to be a parade for the meat judging championship, and not traffic to game.  Luckily, some friendly Aggies pointed us in the right direction and we were on our way!  I was immediately blown away when I entered the stadium...it's an atmosphere unlike anything I've ever seen before.  We took our seats and the kids were having trouble seeing over the students in front of us.  They must have overheard the commotion because moments later, they invited us to sit down in the empty row in front of them...Aggies really are a class act!  The action was a little slow, so we chatted with the Aggie students about how both A&M and UMASS could easily beat Texas this year, and we also discussed the many Aggie traditions, which were fascinating to learn about.  The game didn't turn out as we hoped, but thanks again for the amazing hospitality and we wish we could have a rematch next November instead of A&M playing Abilene Christian.
Have you submitted this to texaggy yet? Think their usual fanfic guy committed Sepuku this year.
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15 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Why is EDGE in all caps?

They saw it here first?

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Fuckk I'm like 7 pages behind. Whatever. Fuck aggy.

You really haven’t missed anything….SOS!

16 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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‘it sure has been a terrible year but we will remember these dark times when we reach the ———gloryhole …”

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Who they wish they were:

 

That row of stomping lurches is why the P-47 was invented.

"Nathan, Zac, Kipp, and Trevor are exactly the names I would expect to be yell leaders"

Asking for a friend, but what are their pronouns :)? 

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3 hours ago, Leanderman said:

"Nathan, Zac, Kipp, and Trevor are exactly the names I would expect to be yell leaders"

Asking for a friend, but what are their pronouns :)? 

Baa/Baa

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8 hours ago, Gidnik said:

 

Q: But, Kipp, how do I attract those fantastic aggy womens?

A: Well, Trevor, it’s a simple formula, really.  Buy a good pair of overalls.  Then get some puffy paint.  Give yourself a few hours of craft time and to come up with a cutting-edge handle for your bib.  Oh, almost forgot — practice standing on one foot.  Then, you just shout.  Next, profit!

On 11/21/2022 at 10:13 AM, General Specific said:


Maybe the pot was part of an NIL deal to portal to TDC!

The Longest Yard.

On 11/21/2022 at 11:22 AM, BabaYaga said:

I've never seen a more miserable game on TV than the pouring rain and freezing temps when TCU played Baylor a few years back.  Stadium still had a healthy number of fans.  Even the announcers and camera guys said it was the most miserable experience they'd ever been a part of.  

Your avatar was captured perfectly giving birth to a fine aggy corpsman. 

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I swear no CR but the stupidity has to be appreciated. The real reason for all the injuries and bad season: 

Edwards69
 
AG
 
 
Here's a theory most would call a conspiracy......covid vaccine!! Yes, all the teams got them, but they probably didn't get the same throughout the SEC as multiple formulas were used. ALL were untested. Many negative overall medical degradations have been validated. What if our ADepartment was purposely supplied with an especially nasty "witches brew". Go ahead and laugh and keep listening to the DS trash. Head in the dirt solves so many issues!
1 minute ago, Crapinon said:

I swear no CR but the stupidity has to be appreciated. The real reason for all the injuries and bad season: 

Edwards69
 
AG
 
 
Here's a theory most would call a conspiracy......covid vaccine!! Yes, all the teams got them, but they probably didn't get the same throughout the SEC as multiple formulas were used. ALL were untested. Many negative overall medical degradations have been validated. What if our ADepartment was purposely supplied with an especially nasty "witches brew". Go ahead and laugh and keep listening to the DS trash. Head in the dirt solves so many issues!

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5 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

I swear no CR but the stupidity has to be appreciated. The real reason for all the injuries and bad season: 

Edwards69
 
AG
 
 
Here's a theory most would call a conspiracy......covid vaccine!! Yes, all the teams got them, but they probably didn't get the same throughout the SEC as multiple formulas were used. ALL were untested. Many negative overall medical degradations have been validated. What if our ADepartment was purposely supplied with an especially nasty "witches brew". Go ahead and laugh and keep listening to the DS trash. Head in the dirt solves so many issues!

Conspiracy theorists are psychologically fascinating.

this has to be a joke though, right?

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5 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

I swear no CR but the stupidity has to be appreciated. The real reason for all the injuries and bad season: 

Edwards69
 
AG
 
 
Here's a theory most would call a conspiracy......covid vaccine!! Yes, all the teams got them, but they probably didn't get the same throughout the SEC as multiple formulas were used. ALL were untested. Many negative overall medical degradations have been validated. What if our ADepartment was purposely supplied with an especially nasty "witches brew". Go ahead and laugh and keep listening to the DS trash. Head in the dirt solves so many issues!

Don't laugh. This is what happened. I was buffing the tunnels that connect SEC headquarters with UAB biowarfare labs. I saw the coolers full of "special" vaccines meant for Aggy. If I had protested, they would have thrown me up my stairs. But in a way I was happy-- do you know how long all the rest of the SEC has been trembling in fear because of Texas A&M?

Even the 12th man in the transfer portal

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7 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Even the 12th man in the transfer portal

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Home of the 12 Fans.

6 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Don’t care.  (Candi) Had sex (with my players).

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Which one of you chuckle fucks is Edwards69?

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That's a lotta Ag Swag bling for an imposter. He's a true idiot.

On 11/21/2022 at 11:22 AM, BabaYaga said:

I've never seen a more miserable game on TV than the pouring rain and freezing temps when TCU played Baylor a few years back.  Stadium still had a healthy number of fans.  Even the announcers and camera guys said it was the most miserable experience they'd ever been a part of.  

I was there.

It was worth 60 minutes of regulation and two overtimes standing in freezing rain to watch Briles lose that one.


“The goal for all our teams at Texas A&M is to perform at a consistently high level and compete for conference and national titles,” Bjork said.

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10 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

 

is such a thing even possible? 

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

is such a thing even possible? 

Maybe it depends on how you define "skill"?

32 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

 

Is that bad?  That sounds bad.

Surely they’ll sign some 3 stars from east Texas. You know, some diamonds in the rough with chips on their shoulders who really love aggy with their hearts.

3 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Surely they’ll sign some 3 stars from east Texas. You know, some diamonds in the rough with chips on their shoulders who really love aggy with their hearts.

After Bilbo ruint King, the ETX pipeline may have dried up. His daddy has a lot of sway in ETX circles. Dem ol’ boy corches may not cotton to Jimbo no more. 

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57 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

 

Stupid sips. Two record-breaking classes in a row! Whoop!

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Maybe it depends on how you define "skill"?

Gotta have a big dick and love Candy?

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Double negatives…..

20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

"Pay me to leave bitches, I got 10 years left and nothing better to do "

34 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Nobody else wants you goin' nowhere, neither, you glorious bastard.

We hope you're at aggy forever

1 hour ago, Auto Driller said:

Surely they’ll sign some 3 stars from east Texas. You know, some diamonds in the rough with chips on their shoulders who really love aggy with their hearts.

Lunch pail, coach on the field types. 

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The Aggies finished the 2022 season with a 13-16 overall record and 5-13 record against Southeastern Conference opponents. Kuhn compiled a 76-60 (.559) record in five seasons as the Aggies’ head coach.

13-16 = 0.448

5-13 = 0.278

 

Let's check out the football team, shall we?

4-7 = 0.364 (damn)

1-6 = 0.143 (double damn)

 

I guess they'll just have to fire ole' Jimbo.

Oh shit, the ultimate aggy wet dream. I bet they are all booking the next flights to Uzbekistan to be the first to get these sheep.

 

 

55 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I believe in Bilbo "Boomhauer" Aggins! Hahaa

On 11/21/2022 at 9:17 AM, Cairn Horn88 said:

I thought this fan would surly be smiling after their great win this weekend….come on…you can do it!


 

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Ol Rock the Good Ag!

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