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I've said this a hundred times before, but aggy really is the best secondary rival we could ask for.  They're just perfect in the role.

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There it is.

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It's not a flex but some of us tried to warn you that Liberty was pretty dang good and that the NCAA did us absolutely zero favors by putting them in our regional. I said that several teams below us had a much easier regional and I felt Texas had the easiest of all. 

 

It’s times like these, the really difficult times, when you need to make a bold move. Aggy needs to give serious consideration to signing The Elk to a 10 year $500M extension.

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Holy shit.  Not only do they have to pretend to give a shit about a woman's sport, now they have to pretend to be softball scholars who know the OBP's of every woman on Liberty enough to be able to mansplain how this is actually evidence of them getting screwed.

Meanwhile, half of those chodes legit do not know how many innings are in a college softball game. 

This is so, so tasty.  God damn, aggy.  You miserable tool shed.

10 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

aggy softball misery doesn’t usually pack the same punch as big three aggy misery… but this is Heisenberg-level purity. 
 

Y’all keep a buddy around with Narcan tonight.  

 

 

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When will we hit peak aggy misery? Will it be tomorrow night when they get bounced by MSU? June when we win the CWS? Next fall when we shit on their faces in football? 

 

I'm not sure my veins can handle it. 

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On 5/12/2025 at 11:01 AM, hornbri said:

 

 

from the comments

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The baseball bracket committee didnt put Mizzou on their side, and I call BS for going easy on them.  

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19 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Meanwhile, half of those chodes legit do not know how many innings are in a college softball game. 

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48 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

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Unintentional hilarity index = infinity. Well done highpriorityag

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This has been the most entertaining year of college athletics ever. Thank you, aggy. 

47 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Meanwhile, half of those chodes legit do not know how many innings are in a college softball game. 

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I found this exchange fascinating.....

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They lost a home regional as a favorite for the whole thing, and we got blown out in a meaningless conf tournament semifinal game and following it up by blowing out the field in our home regional 

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They're completely incapable of saying "damn. we got beat." There's always a conspiracy, but it's only identified retroactively after the loss. 

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1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Answer: Still alive in the NCAA tournament

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Favored to make OKC

Enjoy the couch season, they can watch us on TV

1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

There it is.

 

they just couldn't overcome the LiMu Emu....and Doug 

Liberty’s RPI was 26, which is not outside the range of the 2 seed getting sent to #1 overall

their 3 seed was 71 and their 4 seed was 207

Texas’ 2 seed was 30, the 3 seed was 40 and the 4 seed was 137

What easy path? 

I am thankful Randolph Duke is still alive.  I assumed he died in a kiln explosion.

2 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

I don't post much these days, but here is one for you guys.

aggy LOVES to bleat about their "12 Man" shit. We all know about the truth about their misguided E. King Gill. He wasn't anyone special then, he isn't anything special now and there is a reason no one in the history of sports have given a shit about what they claim to make their "history" anything worth noting.

Here is a snippet about the 1899 Sewanee Tigers team who was traveling down to Texas to play the University of Texas. They added a bunch of teams to make the trip pay for itself. They took a team of 18 players down to play Texas. 18 players. Think about that for a minute. 18 players.

Enjoy.

 

 

Comeback post of the year haha. 

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The aggy softball team can still go to a super regional.  They just have to buy tickets now.

There's one scheduled 90 miles away that they can go watch.

This is just fantastic.  What a time to be alive!  

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also we were without the best running back in the sec

They were without CJ Baxter?  I did not know that.

35 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Liberty’s RPI was 26, which is not outside the range of the 2 seed getting sent to #1 overall

their 3 seed was 71 and their 4 seed was 207

Texas’ 2 seed was 30, the 3 seed was 40 and the 4 seed was 137

What easy path? 

Thanks.  I was looking for a way to frame this.  Well done.

51 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Answer: Still alive in the NCAA tournament

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That makes us...a WINNER?

10 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't think I could imagine a more Aggie statement if I tried.

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actually i thought the aggy was saying "rain in" as in soak those expenses and make them take root

17 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

This is just fantastic.  What a time to be alive!  

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56 minutes ago, demos said:

 

¡Mal de Ojo! Applied by Tias across the state, Southwest y Mexico. 

1 hour ago, demos said:

 

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2 hours ago, speed817 said:

I found this exchange fascinating.....

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Congratulations on your loss?

But for real we should have given them a 2nd place trophy...

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It’s times like these, the really difficult times, when you need to make a bold move. Aggy needs to give serious consideration to signing The Elk to a 10 year $500M extension.

This is a perfect move. No one will see it coming.
34 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:


This is a perfect move. No one will see it coming.

Perhaps after they "should have beat" Notre Dame? 

5 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Not fat enough. 

Those are College Station 8's.

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4 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Page 1 of the Texags softball tourney thread...

"We've got an easy draw "

Page 83.

"If the tourney is seeded, there's no reason Liberty should be in our bracket."

too further exemplify your point....

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9 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

too further exemplify your point....

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BOMC.  Alive and well.  

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