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ROSS BJORK ON HEAD COACH HIRING CRITERIA IN SEC:

"We analyzed the type of coach that has had the most success in the SEC. Defensive minded head coach, right. I mean, just look in our league, who are the two best programs right now?"

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Josh Pate - "Billy Liucci talks about them everyday, David Nuno talks about them everyday, why shouldn't I?"  What a dumb statement. I'm beginning to think Josh is sponsored by both Academy Sports and texags.
I'm beginning to think Josh and Billy have a thing going, NTTAWWT...but I do hate to see a Georgia guy get swallowed up by the aggy cult. It has definitely had an adverse affect on his sports objectivity.
8 hours ago, ousux said:
19 hours ago, sdm said:
Josh Pate - "Billy Liucci talks about them everyday, David Nuno talks about them everyday, why shouldn't I?"  What a dumb statement. I'm beginning to think Josh is sponsored by both Academy Sports and texags.

I'm beginning to think Josh and Billy have a thing going, NTTAWWT...but I do hate to see a Georgia guy get swallowed up by the aggy cult. It has definitely had an adverse affect on his sports objectivity.

Cults will do that to a person. 

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13 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Ross playing 0.15 level checkers

My kids used to do that at 3 or so.  Just slide the piece down making engine noises and yell “king me!” When they got to the other side. 

15 hours ago, horn4life said:

Seems like we borrowed your mascot... Signed Westchester 😉

 

Spring Branch ISD talk not going away.....

15 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

TIL West U, Southside and Bellaire qualify as rural suburbs. 

What imbeciles were saying this?

41 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What imbeciles were saying this?

He said that rural suburbs can be identified by “a disproportionate number of obscenely over-powered trucks that are never actually used for their natural applications”

If that’s the criteria, then…

Wait wait... I thought Memorial's song was "O Canada" ?

SHS represent

16 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

ROSS BJORK ON HEAD COACH HIRING CRITERIA IN SEC:

"We analyzed the type of coach that has had the most success in the SEC. Defensive minded head coach, right. I mean, just look in our league, who are the two best programs right now?"

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More corps dork shit. Stupid challenger 17 squad. Funny thing is none of these jerk offs are aeronautical engineering majors.

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Just now, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

Oh man... Bjork taking Ohio State down to the depths would just be incredible. 

Thought it was military standards no hats indoors?

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4 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

Michigan operatives planted deeply within the Ohio St. program are behind this.

17 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

They are looking for a proven-to-be-bad AD? Is Steve Patterson busy?

7 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

This would be great.  If he does as well there as he did at aggy, tOSU is screwed Bjorked.  If he has some success there, it shows that aggy's problems are systemic and won't get fixed by one or two hires.  Come on, Ohio State, hire him!

21 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

I want to say Ohio State is smarter than that, but I just can't.

24 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I want to say Ohio State is smarter than that, but I just can't.

tOSU is #4 of the teams I love to hate - fuck 'em. This will be hilarious and the joke will be on the Buckeyes, in time.

 

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I don't have Thujone level talent, but here's my attempt at MS Paint artwork: 

 

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How does that job interview go when Ohio State says to Bjork: ‘tell me about a time when you successfully hired a coach or negotiated a contract.’

2 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

How does that job interview go when Ohio State says to Bjork: ‘tell me about a time when you successfully hired a coach or negotiated a contract.’

 

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49 minutes ago, Jasper_Jester said:

They are looking for a proven-to-be-bad AD? Is Steve Patterson busy?

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On 1/14/2024 at 12:27 PM, Deej said:

Josh knows how to get a million clicks  dicks.

Fixed

1 hour ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

This has to be Ross's agent or CDC fucking with Pete.  Right? 

1 hour ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

Looks like one of those highly-effective “defund the athletic department “ (no CR) moves. Sweet! I guess they don’t get interwebs in Columbus.

1 hour ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

Talk about failing upwards.

 

36 minutes ago, demos said:

Is ohio state retarded?

Rhetorical question is rhetorical

TOSU: “burning couch aggy”

‘Maybe they can steal RT from us .

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1 hour ago, CatManDo said:

I don't have Thujone level talent, but here's my attempt at MS Paint artwork: 

 

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The Soviet apartments are a nice touch.

Jester has a certain early 60's Soviet architecture vibe (and smell) also.

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

More corps dork shit. Stupid challenger 17 squad. Funny thing is none of these jerk offs are aeronautical engineering majors.

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Those are some lovely couples and props to aggy for being progressive enough to provide housing for them. good bull. 

 

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3 hours ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

Please God no.

2 hours ago, CatManDo said:

I don't have Thujone level talent, but here's my attempt at MS Paint artwork: 

 

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Unfortunately, your version of the tackle box looks way more structurally sound than the original to be a good comp.

Well, if fundraising is an AD's #1 priority then you'd have to say Bjork is a success bilking aggy out of millions.

Nobody else would've agreed to the Jimbo, fully-guaranteed contract.

Ohio State likes the guy that saddled his school with an $80 million buyout? Is this a joke?

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

More corps dork shit. Stupid challenger 17 squad. Funny thing is none of these jerk offs are aeronautical engineering majors.

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Well, Butt Buddy Brigade was already taken so they settled for Challenger 17.

40 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Ohio State likes the guy that saddled his school with an $80 million buyout? Is this a joke?

Ohio State : Michigan :: Texas A&M : University of Texas

 

It explains a lot.

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Ohio State : Michigan :: Texas A&M : University of Texas

 

It explains a lot.

If TAMU had the winning tradition of OU, that comparison would be correct. 

FML.

10 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

If TAMU had the winning tradition of OU, that comparison would be correct. 

FML.

Not talking about football, just talking about quality of education and little brother syndrome.

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

Couches throughout Ohio will finally be safe again.

But isn't the #1 fan riot action for losses at tOSU also burning couches?

4 hours ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

That motherfucker is going to bolt before big brother comes to town just to go to an institution that has the same big brother syndrome.

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