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  • HillCountryBevo
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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
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    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

  • HillCountryBevo
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    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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I’ll be inside with the door locked and gun loaded.  That will be a very bloody day.  The magats will be angry and looking for a fight.

guns* multiple…

/never mind -- don't need to wind up on any watch lists.

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7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

/never mind -- don't need to wind up on any watch lists.

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7 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

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Robert DeNiro/Al Capone + Louisville Slugger = ????

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

I’ll be inside with the door locked and gun loaded.  That will be a very bloody day.  The magats will be angry and looking for a fight.


gravy seals and meal team 6 will be crying into their free basket of rolls at old country buffet 

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

And invariably, when he does, some piece of shit GQP house member will introduce a resolution for a national "Donald J. Trump"  holiday in his honor.  And if they have the house and senate, they will both pass this fucker.

 

 

I absolutely hope and pray the GOP makes the day of his death or some marking of his original birthday or inauguration day...to be a National Day of Remembrance/Holiday/Memoria/whatever.  Why you ask?  Because it's a free pass for all of us.  
Your boss is a vile pro-Trump asshole, "Sorry, can't make in today sir...lots of anti-Trump protests going on around my neighborhood and my indoctrinating school district won't the kids the day off.  Just not safe for me to leave the house, I'll check in remotely later on today"

Your boss is anti-Trump sane person, "Sorry, can't make it in today sir.  Ate what is probably a medical emergency grade level of peyote and am in the process of a number of misdemeanors.  Will check in remotely later today.:"

I know most of us like to keep our real lives and Surly lives separate for sanity's sake.  And I certainly cannot party like I used to when I was younger and I don't want to get myself into any truly dangerous amount of legal, medical, or financial disruption.  But we are all meeting up that glorious day of days, in what I hope is just a handful of years from now.  And we are getting seriously fucked up on serious drugs.  Not fucking dispensary level shit, I mean like Rx grade shit from neurologists that I know.  And we're fucking with people and making them feel bad about themselves.  And we're smoking rum soaked tampons from Ivanka Trump and looting Dan Patrick's Tommy Hillfiger closet and mainlining Aggie tears mixed with demerol, old spice, and jagermeister.  We are getting strippers, 8-balls, midgets, low-grade explosives, and a donor list of every Surly donor to Trump so we can shit in their mailbox and mark it "guaranteed."  And that's just after lunch.  After sunset, we're renting helicopters with Llamas the pilots who've been fed nothing but peanut allergy medication and black tar xanax.  

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

I’ll be inside with the door locked and gun loaded.  That will be a very bloody day.  The magats will be angry and looking for a fight.

If they come after me, well,...

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

I’ll be inside with the door locked and gun loaded.  That will be a very bloody day.  The magats will be angry and looking for a fight.

the boss GIF by Brimstone (The Grindhouse Radio, Hound Comics)

 

Those pussies got pimp slapped after 1/6 and now they're too scared to even show up to this bitch's court dates. They aren't doing a damn thing. 

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Couldn't Chuktan call Trump to court and ask him what he meant by that tweet?  Make it all part of the court record?

The judiciary is so damn afraid of appearing like they're interfering in an election they're willing to let an insurrectionist who leaked classified information walk free and threaten prosecutors

2 hours ago, Restless Native said:

I'm serious. I would love to whip his ass. And I'm not even a violent person. But couldn't you imagine how pleasing it would be to hit him in the face a few times?

We invented 10' poles for a reason.

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

I’ll be inside with the door locked and gun loaded.  That will be a very bloody day.  The magats will be angry and looking for a fight.

It'll be like the panzers pouring over Northern France in 1940. Except with Rascal scooters.

2 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

The magats will be angry and looking for a fight.

I think they'll wait at least three days to see if he resurrects himself.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I wouldn't want to touch that fat fuck.  I mean, I literally would not want any part of my body to make contact with any part of his body.  He's beyond disgusting, and in my youth, I was moderately shameless in terms of which young ladies I would let myself touch after last call in the bars.

you can wear gloves

I need to buy a flag and a mast (fucker needs to be FULL) just to be prepared for the day that Trump croaks.

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6 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Yeah, that's got me stumped.  Maybe Bob Jones Univ or Liberty.

Ringling Brothers 

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6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Fulsom prison blues?

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Three days to explain a one sentence rage-tweet?  Seems reasonable.

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18 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Stay and fight appeals to my sense of honor.  I’m just tired of being around people who call themselves Texans, and yet demonstrate no qualities that would make them worthy of the title.

I don’t know why everyone has such a fantastical, bullshit sense who Texans are, or what Texas is. You do realize that if Shaggy CR and Texags political board were presented to the “average Texan,” Texags would be much more palatable to most? Or at least most over the age of 25?

This isn’t some utopia of ideals - just a bunch of shitty Americans south of the Mason Dixon Line that has a few decent white folk that don’t believe white folk are chosen by God to rule over everyone else. 

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Three days to explain a one sentence rage-tweet?  Seems reasonable.

He doesn’t have to explain the tweet. They just have to respond to the protective order motion about not sharing discovery with the public since Trump clearly has no self control 

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"Your honor, we need three days to figure out how to apply duct tape to our client's mouth and wrists.  He's got all this orange shit all over him that is very slippery and thwarting our efforts."

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Lol 

 

19 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

He doesn’t have to explain the tweet. They just have to respond to the protective order motion about not sharing discovery with the public since Trump clearly has no self control 

Also, counsel playing fast and loose with the facts.  The government has already responded. https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/67656604/12/united-states-v-trump/

Trump:  At approximately 6:00 PM on Friday evening, the government e-mailed defense counsel its proposed protective order (Doc. 10-1, the “Proposed Order”). Ex. A (Correspondence). The government entertained no discussion regarding the content or scope of the Proposed Order, but instead demanded an immediate, take-it-or-leave-it response.

The Government:  Three days ago, on August 2, the Government proposed to defense counsel a protective order that largely tracked one entered in the defendant’s other pending federal criminal case in the Southern District of Florida. See Defense Motion for Extension of Time, ECF No. 11, Ex. A at 1. In emails not appended to the defendant’s extension motion, the Government followed up on the evening of August 3 and early afternoon of August 4. Thereafter, defense counsel finally responded by sending an entirely different protective order. Since the defendant’s proposal was inadequate, the Government proposed another alternative—this one modeled after a protective order entered in a case before Judge Carl J. Nichols recently tried by one of the defendant’s attorneys present at his arraignment. Defense counsel declined to substantively confer on that proposal on a Friday evening, see id., after which the Government moved separately for entry of the order.

This Lauro cunt is every bit the cunt he appears on tv.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Hey, bitch, remember when you criticized him for a budget deal that didn’t include funding for his stupid wall? You said he would have a “joke presidency” if he didn’t build his wall. You and other blowhards in the right-wing angertainment industry got him to reverse course and shut down the government instead.

Why don’t you just shut the fuck up and drop dead already?

29 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

He doesn’t have to explain the tweet. They just have to respond to the protective order motion about not sharing discovery with the public since Trump clearly has no self control 

Thanks, Dad.

22 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Lol 

After seeing Jack’s several pleadings, it is my belief that he has the entirety of Plain English For Lawyers tattooed on his giant balls. 

3 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

After seeing Jack’s several pleadings, it is my belief that he has the entirety of Plain English For Lawyers tattooed on his giant balls. 

From what I have seen of gubmint briefing, it is generally quite good.

Remember when a group of peaceful protestors interrupted Kavanaugh's dessert and Republicans freaked out? Now we have Trump threatening Jack Smith with violence and all I hear from them is crickets chirping.  

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

in my youth, I was moderately shameless in terms of young ladies with whom I would touch myself after last call in the bars.

 

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9 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Remember when a group of peaceful protestors interrupted Kavanaugh's dessert and Republicans freaked out? Now we have Trump threatening Jack Smith with violence and all I hear from them is crickets chirping.  

I wish they were merely indifferent to Trump’s threatening statements. Nope, MAGA eats that shit up and views it as the alpha ideal. There’s no fixing their broken thinking when rational introspection is never on the playlist.

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3 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

 

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I mean, that's a foul.

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19 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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Melania: "But Donald has never come after  anybody." 

14 minutes ago, Horndog said:

Melania: "But Donald has never come after  anybody." 

Trump Will Not Apologize for Calling for Death Penalty Over Central Park  Five - The New York Times

52 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Why don’t you just shut the fuck up and drop dead already?

How can you kill that which is undead?

11 minutes ago, Covri said:

How can you kill that which is undead?

On a completely unrelated note, as Trump is a germaphobe, does anyone know where the dirtiest federal prison in America is located?

10 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

On a completely unrelated note, as Trump is a germaphobe, does anyone know where the dirtiest federal prison in America is located?

Brooklyn and Manhattan (according to former felon Larry Lawton) 

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Chutkan gives me wood

40 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Trump Will Not Apologize for Calling for Death Penalty Over Central Park  Five - The New York Times

i guess if Horndog had spelled it "cum" it would have been more obvious.

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

This has to mean jail 

 

By his own admission, every single person Donald Trump hired to work in his administration has turned out to be a crook, a liar, and a bad guy. Sure can pick em 

42 minutes ago, Covri said:

How can you kill that which is undead?

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4 minutes ago, Foosters said:

By his own admission, every single person Donald Trump hired to work in his administration has turned out to be a crook, a liar, and a bad guy. Sure can pick em 

Exactly. Who is the sorry POS that picked all of these RINO, cuck, libtard assholes!?

The rage tweet is very easy to explain - they gave him a previously used bottle of ketchup for his well done steak, and poured him Diet Coke from an already open 3 liter bottle 

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