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3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

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22 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

or a charitable foundation.

He is such an incredible piece of shit, that it's barely even mentioned that he, and his children, are prohibited by law from running a charity. Because they steal from them. 

44 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

On the one hand, they've got a fuck-ton of PAC money.

But on the other hand, they spend an inordinate amount of time on this kind of stuff that can't be worth more than six figures.  For a family of a billionaire, it's mighty interesting that they hyper-focus on things like fucking t-shirts.  Makes me wonder about their actual financial situation.

Jr. does Cameo vids for like $100 a pop. These people are not actually wealthy.

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He is such an incredible piece of shit, that it's barely even mentioned that he, and his children, are prohibited by law from running a charity. Because they steal from them. 

And that was a result of settlement. He didn’t even fight the lawsuit. 

I know but before they were barred from doing so, Don Senior never thought to start one?  I mean, he wrote some checks for some galas and fundraisers 'n shit, but every single multi-billionaire on the planet starts and maintains a full-fledged foundation.  Usually with some purpose or mission (kids, health care, environment, etc.).  After decades of supposedly being a multi-billionaire, it takes his dumbest kid-Eric to finally start something up and of course they pilfer it and run the whole thing into the fucking ground within 15 minutes.  

The only straight answer I ever got about his lack of a family office (typically deployed after about $50-$100mm in investable assets when you move on from private banking) was from a guy I know well in NYC real estate that's did multiple JV deals with Trump Organization.  He hates him now, as most of his old partners do because of how bad he flaked on shit and just played the "can't pay you, running for President" card back in 2015 and beyond.  Anyway, Sol said they all wondered the same thing, why no family office?  It's not uncommon for those guys to trade family office money into LPs.  "We're doing a $250mm office deal together.  As a show of good faith, our family office will do an $1mm LP into some nephew of yours' craft brewery and your family office puts $1mm into my college roommate's conflict-free pocket square factory" or whatever the fuck.  Don, Jr. tells him basically, "Dad doesn't want to pay for the overhead of a family office, and doesn't trust anyone to run all our money.  Plus we basically roll everything we make back into deals because everything Dad does makes more than any money managers could ever do."  Sol was intrigued but still thought to ask, "The whole point of a family office though is to diversify assets and make them endure.  You make a bunch of money in real estate or television or casinos, that's fine.  But you take that money and spread it out into all the other asset classes out there to smooth out volatility, get alpha/beta/ooh-ahh, etc."  Don, Jr. just shrugged it off and Sol tells me it was then he should have known that whole family and company was a facade, but like 35% of American voters---all the fucking red flags in the world won't stop some people.  

Trump can ring you up for a date.  Tell you that he's picking you up at 7 o'clock, but you're paying for everything, he's going to sexually assault you, drain your bank account, insult your family, slap you around a little bit, and deny ever having met you.  And the next morning you're gonna wake up and regret not thanking him more for a lovely evening.  It hurts to admit you were conned/fooled.  We've all been there to some small degree at one time or another.  But sometimes the only back out is to further in.  

There was a Trump Foundation that got shutdown by the State of New York.

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42 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

It took him two years of post-presidency grifting to scrape together enough cash to replace one engine on his 757.  Granted, those things are expensive...but if you're a multi-billionaire, shouldn't be a big issue.  Like one of us replacing our tires.  

It's one 757 engine.  What could it cost, $10?

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It's one 757 engine.  What could it cost, $10?

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IDK, but I hope he bought a cheap used one off craigslist.  #Yevgeny

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Says the guy who's been screaming for eight years about putting everyone he doesn't like in jail. Meanwhile, Biden hasn't uttered Dotard's name probably since the election. 

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4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

The Donald is such a brilliant businessman that his son is pitching cheap merch on TV and they have to use a bail bondsman.  Brilliant.

So is Junior's apartment filled with many leather bound books and smell of rich mahogany or are those decorative, fake 'books by the foot' and the apartment smells of cocaine and baby laxatives?  

9 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So is Junior's apartment filled with many leather bound books and smell of rich mahogany or are those decorative, fake 'books by the foot' and the apartment smells of cocaine and baby laxatives?  

i bet dollars to donuts it reeks of a combination of Axe body spray that's been sitting in a hot car and a 5 day old open can of Monster...

55 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

As has been mentioned, first trial settings tend to be almost guaranteed to move.  But first trial settings are also usually made in sort of a pro forma fashion, with neither the parties nor the judge paying a great deal of attention.

But when a trial setting is made after motion practice and oral argument like this, it ain't moving, much.

6 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

i bet dollars to donuts it reeks of a combination of Axe body spray that's been sitting in a hot car and a 5 day old open can of Monster...

I pictured you saying this in a vest with a Macy's nametag and a spray bottle, "Care to try 'Trump for Men', sir?"  and then I stop, adjust my shopping bag and ask, "Well, what's it smell like?"  

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It's really stunning to look back on this dipshit's time as potus and realize we're somehow not all dead. I mean, a fuckton of us are dead, but not everyone. I think this kinda proves that potus is a figurehead and it's the cabinet and staff that does the heavy lifting. Otherwise he'd actually still be in power. We cannot let that happen again.

I still can't believe this piece of shit got elected President.

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

It's really stunning to look back on this dipshit's time as potus and realize we're somehow not all dead. I mean, a fuckton of us are dead, but not everyone. I think this kinda proves that potus is a figurehead and it's the cabinet and staff that does the heavy lifting. Otherwise he'd actually still be in power. We cannot let that happen again.

1 million Americans dead of Covid, lost 2.9 million jobs, added just under 8 trillion in debt -  Oh and we may not have a democracy in about a year. I know that people overstate the President’s impact on the economy but by just about every objective measure, he was a failure.

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5 hours ago, locodos said:

You know what I'm uncertain of?   "Turbo Fucked"   What even is that? 

why, it's being fucked with a blower.

duh

32 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Traitor on a grater

I thought it was inmate on a grate

38 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

1 million Americans dead of Covid, lost 2.9 million jobs, added just under 8 trillion in debt -  Oh and we may not have a democracy in about a year. I know that people overstate the President’s impact on the economy but by just about every objective measure, he was a failure.

agreed and to my point - to quote our outstanding Governor, "It could have been worse." The more I think on it, holy shit, it could have been so much worse. And that's on top of how colossally bad it was.

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Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

agreed and my point - to quote our outstanding Governor, "It could have been worse." The more I think on it, holy shit, it could have been so much worse. And that's on top of how colossally bad it was.

Take a look around you, Ellen.  We’re at the threshold of hell. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Take a look around you, Ellen.  We’re at the threshold of hell. 

I wish I could laugh and rage at this one. @immamac where's multi-rep? we need that shit.

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

As has been mentioned, first trial settings tend to be almost guaranteed to move.  But first trial settings are also usually made in sort of a pro forma fashion, with neither the parties nor the judge paying a great deal of attention.

But when a trial setting is made after motion practice and oral argument like this, it ain't moving, much.

The nature of this case means there should not be extensions. His complaints about the high profile nature of himself and the issues works against his request for extended deadlines. The electorate needs to know if he's a convicted felon come election day, so a jury needs to make that decision early in the year.

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

agreed and to my point - to quote our out not standing Governor, "It could have been worse." The more I think on it, holy shit, it could have been so much worse. And that's on top of how colossally bad it was.

Fify

19 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

agreed and to my point - to quote our outstanding Governor, "It could have been worse." The more I think on it, holy shit, it could have been so much worse. And that's on top of how colossally bad it was.

I think of Gov. Abbott showing up to Jonestown in another life, where he was part of the U.S. government dispatch to Guyana.  And he gets there and sees all the dead children and says, "It could have been worse."  And some mortified journalist or survivor would ask, "How Governor?  How could it have been worse?"  And Greg replies, "Well at least they got grape and cherry, could have been lime Flavor-Aid.  Shit makes my knees itch."  

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I pictured you saying this in a vest with a Macy's nametag and a spray bottle, "Care to try 'Trump for Men', sir?"  and then I stop, adjust my shopping bag and ask, "Well, what's it smell like?"  

Trump toilet water? It smells like bullshit. 100% bullshit. With a lifetime guarantee.

35 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I thought it was inmate on a grate

I thought it was Orange King on the cheese thing

5 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Trump toilet water? It smells like bullshit. 100% bullshit. With a lifetime guarantee.

Trump, "How does one flush so many documents down a little tiny bottle of liquid like that?"  

That they found so many classified boxes in his fucking wash closet is just absolute proof that none of this is real.  He went from bragging about not reading papers, to misplacing papers, to possibly eating papers, to possibly flushing papers, to giving all the papers back, to magically willing the papers to be his, to leaving said papers in a Florida bathroom, to claiming the FBI put the papers there, to claiming they are his papers now and forever, to saying there's no papers, and now to claiming there are papers but it's no big deal because he only shows them to assistant editors on book projects that have nothing to do with national security and he's perfect with papers.  

I really, really, really need a higher power in my life right now.  But sorry fellas, we're just being comically fucked with right now and nobody is minding the store.

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

1 million Americans dead of Covid, lost 2.9 million jobs, added just under 8 trillion in debt -  Oh and we may not have a democracy in about a year. I know that people overstate the President’s impact on the economy but by just about every objective measure, he was a failure.

But, but, but best president ever!!!!!!

"I don't agree with everything he does, but I like his policies."

"Oh yeah? What's that?"

"um"

(translation: There is an R next to his name.)

52 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I think of Gov. Abbott showing up to Jonestown in another life, where he was part of the U.S. government dispatch to Guyana.  And he gets there and sees all the dead children and says, "It could have been worse."  And some mortified journalist or survivor would ask, "How Governor?  How could it have been worse?"  And Greg replies, "Well at least they got grape and cherry, could have been lime Flavor-Aid.  Shit makes my knees itch."  

And he would know this how?

15 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"I don't agree with everything he does, but I like his policies."

"Oh yeah? What's that?"

"um"

(translation: There is an R next to his name.)

Actual translation:  I agree with everything he does because he's a horrible person, just like me

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

The nature of this case means there should not be extensions. His complaints about the high profile nature of himself and the issues works against his request for extended deadlines. The electorate needs to know if he's a convicted felon come election day, so a jury needs to make that decision early in the year.

Oh I agree and I think Chutkan feels the same, but she's going to kind of soft-pedal it and may wind up continuing it a month or so.

One thing that astonishes me to some extent is that we haven't seen any of Trump's vaunted pretrial motions.  I'd have thought they'd be framing those out starting months ago, before the indictments even dropped.

26 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

And he would know this how?

I'm not going out on a (fallen) limb when I say, I should be able to like the savagery of this, oh one million times.

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

It's really stunning to look back on this dipshit's time as potus and realize we're somehow not all dead. I mean, a fuckton of us are dead, but not everyone. I think this kinda proves that potus is a figurehead and it's the cabinet and staff that does the heavy lifting. Otherwise he'd actually still be in power. We cannot let that happen again.

The federal govt is a huge machine of mostly non-political careerists. Potus is much more than a figurehead, though. The amount of damage dotard was able to wreak proves that. But to your point, he definitely needed a lot of accomplices to do it. 

14 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Oh I agree and I think Chutkan feels the same, but she's going to kind of soft-pedal it and may wind up continuing it a month or so.

One thing that astonishes me to some extent is that we haven't seen any of Trump's vaunted pretrial motions.  I'd have thought they'd be framing those out starting months ago, before the indictments even dropped.

Didn't he only hire Lauro like a month ago? One of the fired attorneys may have been working on such but took it with him when he got stiffed on fees. 

29 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Actual translation:  I agree with everything he does because he's a horrible person and talks like a moron just like me

I punched it up a bit. 

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41 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

We need TTomTerrific back for this thread

 

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I was always terrified of TTom being out on the lake during one of his benders.

7 hours ago, Red Five said:

"I don't agree with everything he does, but I like his policies."

"Oh yeah? What's that?"

"um".  You know which ones…

FIFY

The blacks for trump guy is still in jail. I guess he’s not fund raising 

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