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Posted
4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Amazing that this loon and Tulsi were able to make it so far in the Democratic Party. 
 

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 Nutbar right: Haitians are killing cats and dogs for food!

Nutbar left: Hold my beer.

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Playing fast and loose with the phrase “he’s married”.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if Melania on the first plane to Slovenia once it's clear on election night what his future is.  

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6 hours ago, Underdog said:

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That trademark "puzzled but seeking answers" look that she puts on... it's the face of somebody who sat down in the stall and started blasting sharts, and then they notice the TP is all gone.

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If this data is even half accurate looks pretty much like a big part of the America that doesn't ever vote was waiting for a charismatic non geriatric white dude to cause them to activate. 

 

Posted
7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Also, I really need to try Bojangles, I hear good things.

We dragged into North Carolina pretty late one night and Bojangles was the nearest food place so why not, just needed calories. I asked them what their McNuggets were called and the kinda huffed and said "Chicken Supremes." A'ight how bout 5 of em. Paid for five, got up to the hotel, they'd put 7 of them in the box. And those motherfuckers are huge, 2 or 3 would be a small meal. We chowed down on a couple each, then flung the box in the room fridge and ate the rest for breakfast. With good biscuits too, for a low price.

Would eat again.

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Posted (edited)
13 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

JD Vance is a fucking idiot

Pretty much works for every Vance declaration:

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Would reply to [mention=298]C-Man[/mention] but no one needs to see that shit twice.
Damn she is ugly and that baby bump?  Baron gonna have a brother?

If they’re having “sex” how do they make it work with both of their FUPAs? We know Don isn’t big enough to hit her from behind.

Non-inquiring minds don’t want to know.
Posted
4 minutes ago, C-Man said:


If they’re having “sex” how do they make it work with both of their FUPAs? We know Don isn’t big enough to hit her from behind.

Non-inquiring minds don’t want to know.

He says he is a leader ivf. And maybe she is master of that domain.

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Posted
2 hours ago, tx ind said:

Imagine Pete debating Trump.

I think Kamala is actually better because she can get under his skin as a black woman in ways Pete could never dream. 

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Posted
6 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Amazing that this loon and Tulsi were able to make it so far in the Democratic Party. 
 

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So the people being vilified here, the Haitian community, who practice voodoo, which is totally real, and they’re going to use it against democrats, and not the people vilifying them, the republicans. 
 

classic republican logic. 

Posted
10 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I was willing to give it a chance until somebody told me they put cinnamon on it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The chili, not the pets

Look, I'm gonna be honest... I make my chili with a shitload of spice, but it also includes cinnamon, brown sugar, and is slow-cooked in an entire 6 pack of stout beer until the liquid burns off. And it's good as shit. (No beans, obviously). 

 

Hate me if you must. 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Look, I'm gonna be honest... I make my chili with a shitload of spice, but it also includes cinnamon, brown sugar, and is slow-cooked in an entire 6 pack of stout beer until the liquid burns off. And it's good as shit. (No beans, obviously). 

 

Hate me if you must. 

You think shit is good?  No wonder you ruin your chili.

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Posted
Tuesday’s presidential debate was, among other things, an excellent real-world test of the candidates’ cognitive fitness—and any fair-minded mental-health expert would be very worried about Donald Trump’s performance, Richard A. Friedman writes.⁠

Friedman, a psychiatrist, has not examined either of the candidates, but he did watch the debate “with particular attention to the candidates’ vocabulary, verbal and logical coherence, and ability to adapt to new topics—all signs of a healthy brain.” Although Kamala Harris “certainly exhibited some rigidity and repetition, her speech remained within the normal realm for politicians, who have a reputation for harping on their favorite talking points,” he writes. “By contrast, Donald Trump’s expressions of those tendencies were alarming. He displayed some striking, if familiar, patterns that are commonly seen among people in cognitive decline.”⁠

For much of the debate, Friedman notes, Trump’s train of thought was difficult, if not impossible, to follow. His answers went beyond evasiveness, into circumstantial and tangential speech. His repetitions “seemed compulsive, not strategic,” and he was repetitive in not just his form but also his content. After praising the Hungarian strongman Viktor Orbán, for instance, “Trump spoke unprompted, at length, and without clarity about gas pipelines in the United States and Europe, an issue unlikely to connect with many voters. A few minutes later, he brought up the pipelines again.” ⁠

“If a patient presented to me with the verbal incoherence, tangential thinking, and repetitive speech that Trump now regularly demonstrates, I would almost certainly refer them for a rigorous neuropsychiatric evaluation to rule out a cognitive illness,” Friedman continues at the link in our bio. “Only careful medical examination can establish whether someone indeed has a diagnosable illness—simply observing Trump, or anyone else, from afar is not enough. For those who do have such diseases or conditions, several treatments and services exist to help them and their loved ones cope with their decline. But that does not mean any of them would be qualified to serve as commander in chief.”⁠
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Posted (edited)
8 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

 Greensboro Coliseum.  Flair Vs Rhodes and now Kamala Harris.  

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I watched this live and it was glorious.

38 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Look, I'm gonna be honest... I make my chili with a shitload of spice, but it also includes cinnamon, brown sugar, and is slow-cooked in an entire 6 pack of stout beer until the liquid burns off. And it's good as shit. (No beans, obviously). 

“No beans!” shrieks white man who simmers English stout and brown sugar with expensive, marbled, steak cut beef to create his Very Authentic Market Square Texas Red. 
 

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Posted
18 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I watched this live and it was glorious.

“No beans!” shrieks white man who simmers English stout and brown sugar with expensive, marbled, steak cut beef to create his Very Authentic Market Square Texas Red. 
 

Absolutely 

Posted
1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

compulsive, not strategic

Just described Trump's entire career in politics. Anything remotely approaching strategy was Trump being manipulated by Steve Bannon, Leonard Leo, or some other right-wing ghoul.

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