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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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    Just had an interesting conversation with wife. Her: Hey Wednesday I need you to pick our son up Me: ok but be home by 4 because I am going to Chili’s for some internet friends. Her: You are mee

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3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Look at what  you've become. I knew married life wasn't for you. 

to be fair, i haven't had the sandwich in years. she won't go to fucking chili's.

24 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

can we get serious for a minute?

y'all can bag on chili's all you want, but there is not a chain within 7 miles of me in any direction, and the closest chili's is 9+ miles away. i know in texas, 9 miles takes 9 minutes, but here that's like an hour. some nights, i would kill half of you for a nice chicken ranch sandwich. they basically invented the buffalo chicken sandwich as far as i'm concerned, and have gotten no real props for that.

sorry to get all real with you, but there are more serious issues in the world than the presidential election.

as you were.

Chili's was always my go-to if I was on a business trip that lasted more than 3 nights.  First three nights I would seek out interesting, local restaurants.  By the fourth night, I was tired and just wanted to go to some place that was easy.  

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

His numbers have to be the combo prices. 
 

 

Or was at the airport.

1 minute ago, Tuco said:

Chili's was always my go-to if I was on a business trip that lasted more than 3 nights.  First three nights I would seek out interesting, local restaurants.  By the fourth night, I was tired and just wanted to go to some place that was easy.  

also i won't stand idly by while chili's gets lumped in with applebee's. i'm honestly not sure if i've ever been to an applebee's.

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Recently-retired, 18-term Republican house member Fred Upton from Michigan slams Dotard and endorses Kamala.

https://www.mediaite.com/election-2024/hes-just-totally-unhinged-trump-scorched-by-18-term-gop-congressman-from-michigan-who-announces-hes-endorsing-harris/

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Former Rep. Fred Upton (R-MI), who served 18 terms in Congress before retiring last year, is endorsing Vice President Kamala Harris — issuing a scathing condemnation of his own party’s nominee, former President Donald Trump.

Upton told The Detroit News that he was voting for Harris — his first time supporting a Democrat for president, although he has split his ticket on other down-ballot races in the past — because Trump had “not changed his colors” and continued pushing his baseless claims about fraud in the 2020 election.

“Watching Trump day after day, he’s ignored the advice of many senior, respected Republicans to stay on the issues,” said Upton.

“Instead, he’s still talking about the election being stolen, trashing women left and right. He’s just totally unhinged,” he added. “We don’t need this chaos. We need to move forward, and that’s why I’m where I am.”

Upton told The Detroit News that he had spoken with Harris’s running mate, Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, on Wednesday. The two served together in the House for twelve years.

“They want to get things done, and the only way to get that to happen is to work on a bipartisan basis. I’m convinced that Harris has more ability to do that than Trump,” said Upton about a Harris-Walz administration, praising their support for the bipartisan immigration bill that Trump derailed and commitment to work across the aisle on Ukraine, inflation, and other issues.

“I’m convinced that those of us who are willing to stand up now will be at the table as we try to chart a path to resolve these issues. They are too important to ignore,” he said. “At some point, the country has to come ahead of party, and that’s what this is all about.”

Upton was one of the Republicans who voted to impeach Trump, drawing his ire — and then gloating after Upton announced his retirement. He has also been an outspoken critic of Republicans who have refused to accept the 2020 election results or tried to downplay the Jan. 6, 2021 Capitol riot.

 

44 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

I took away from the story the Epstein angle.  I wonder if there is going to be a push to really elevate that aspect of his groping and creepy history.  

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Everybody knows. (Leonard Cohen)

If he has his hand fully up Ivanka's dress as he's trying to shove his tongue in her mouth, there might be a kerfuffle. Or a female who actually looks like a minor, I suppose. If the female is 15 buy looks 19, nobody dedicated to this POS will care. Fake news.

We've seen it all with this guy. It's right in front of all of us. He would have to have a moment like Lonesome Rhodes in A Face in the Crowd (essential viewing with Network) where he's caught on mic talking about how he controls the yokels and idiots who do whatever he says.

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Trump has come close with his arrogant yet accurate remarks of how hard it would be for him to lose followers. Their hate and fear keep them true to their dealer.

4 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Chili's was always my go-to if I was on a business trip that lasted more than 3 nights.  First three nights I would seek out interesting, local restaurants.  By the fourth night, I was tired and just wanted to go to some place that was easy.  

As a young boy, I always thought of shooting for the stars in life.  Today, I know I've made it... my office is walking distance to the 45th and Lamar Chili's.  

Dream big, fellas... dream big!

24 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I think that I'm profoundly insulted by that. Wait. Wait. Yes, insulted profoundly, Carton. 

One day, when you stumble half-drunk to the Old Baily, I will be there. I will step out of Jarndyce and Jarndyce long enough to even this score. Prepare for a caning, sir!

That's every day, sir. Your world is nothing but pure opportunity. 

8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Seemed obvious that was going to happen. So long as the polling like that stays around 46 or fewer for Trump in these things it's good overall IMO.

You know, until the riots. 

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

also i won't stand idly by while chili's gets lumped in with applebee's. i'm honestly not sure if i've ever been to an applebee's.

Then how do you know they're not superior? You should sample it for yourself, if only to affirm your instincts. Take lots of pics. 

4 minutes ago, texasdago said:

As a young boy, I always thought of shooting for the stars in life.  Today, I know I've made it... my office is walking distance to the 45th and Lamar Chili's.  

Dream big, fellas... dream big!

Surly 1%er here, jeeze

4 minutes ago, texasdago said:

As a young boy, I always thought of shooting for the stars in life.  Today, I know I've made it... my office is walking distance to the 45th and Lamar Chili's.  

Dream big, fellas... dream big!

Pssshh. I can easily walk to a Chili's AND an Outback Steakhouse. From my HOUSE. Your move, big shot.

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Then how do you know they're not superior? You should sample it for yourself, if only to affirm your instincts. Take lots of pics. 

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Chili's fucks, especially their chips and salsa fukkin' come at me

54 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

*looks directly in camera* 

I’d like to tell you about the rebirth in quality happening at Subway, but Chili’s is just too damn good right now.

 

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Does Chilis sell chili any more? I couldn’t find it on the menu at Love Field yesterday. 

50 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Dad’s only mad when the testicle tanning device is down. 

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1 minute ago, MidTexHorn said:

Does Chilis sell chili any more? I couldn’t find it on the menu at Love Field yesterday. 

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45 minutes to vote this morning at the Randalls at Brodie and Slaughter. Special thanks to the young lady with very fit tan legs and a firm ass wearing white see through running shorts and white panties 5 people in front of me. Made the wait a lot easier. 

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3 minutes ago, MidTexHorn said:

Does Chilis sell chili any more? I couldn’t find it on the menu at Love Field yesterday. 

Good bless them for not selling chili before people step onto a plane. 

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Wow, maybe it is really looking bad for the GOP if they're doing this shit again.

2 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Map of PA

Probably less of the wealthier small donor base piece and more simply having more small donors; the GOP leans more on megadonors (relativly speaking - plenty of that money on the Democratic side obviously).

57 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Dumb question:

We get exit polls on Election Day. Are the returns you guys are posting the same thing? If not, why aren’t there exit polls now?

It's already really hard to get a workable sample when you're spending days cold calling until you git your numbers. Trying to do that with the limited subset of people out voting early is even harder.

4 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Chili's fucks, especially their chips and salsa fukkin' come at me

watery tomato juice with no spice.  the chips are fine, but the bagged sea salt HEB version is superior.

The burger (and the chicken buffalo ranch i guess) is/are the only constant that has withstood the test of time.  All other previously decent things about Chili's have fallen victim to the enshittification principle.  

38 minutes ago, immamac said:

How many other and republicans are voting kamala? That's the key question that no one had good data on. I suspect it's quite a few.

 

And this will be another area where maga will cry “stolen” and “rigged” because they will see the number of R voters but they won’t have the cognitive capability to realize not all R voters voted for turnip. 

31 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Look at what  you've become. I knew married life wasn't for you. 

Right? I thought HG used to do lines off actresses asses….allegedly.

Ranch Chicken Sandwich?

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

And this will be another area where maga will cry “stolen” and “rigged” because they will see the number of R voters but they won’t have the cognitive capability to realize not all R voters voted for turnip. 

Be sure to check your printed ballot! shenanigans in "x county" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24 minutes ago, texasdago said:

As a young boy, I always thought of shooting for the stars in life.  Today, I know I've made it... my office is walking distance to the 45th and Lamar Chili's.  

Dream big, fellas... dream big!

45th & Lamar - LAST CHANCE!

that's one thing I like about the Texas ballots - you get a printout at the end that you can review. one last firewall before it gets counted. it could still get fucked with from there, I know, but at least there is the appearance of layers of security

3 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Right? I thought HG used to do lines off actresses asses….allegedly.

Ranch Chicken Sandwich?

HG on the right:

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I was pretty cereal about Chili’s. I’m super cereal about the Subway revival that’s happening in front of everyone with no fanfare.

17 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Chili's fucks, especially their chips and salsa fukkin' come at me

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2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that's one thing I like about the Texas ballots - you get a printout at the end that you can review. one last firewall before it gets counted. it could still get fucked with from there, I know, but at least there is the appearance of layers of security

You get 2 reviews - on screen and printed.

And yet they still cry that the votes are being switched.

18 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Chili's fucks, especially their chips and salsa fukkin' come at me

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2 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Subway revival

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56 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

assume the "other" are first time voters that haven't voted in a primary. I wonder if you could get a male/female breakout from that group? Might give you a pretty good idea of how that group will break. 

23 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Chili's fucks, especially their chips and salsa fukkin' come at me

 

that queso 

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10 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I was pretty cereal about Chili’s. I’m super cereal about the Subway revival that’s happening in front of everyone with no fanfare.

Subway sucks, always has. 

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Subway sucks, always has. 

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54 minutes ago, immamac said:

How many other and republicans are voting kamala? That's the key question that no one had good data on. I suspect it's quite a few.

I agree. The "silent" trump voters from 2016 and to some extent 2020 were republicans who knew he was flawed but voted for him anyway without talking about it in open company. I think they are now silent "Kamala" voters because he's now the undisputed leader of the party and being a republican that doesn't support trump is traitorous in those circles, but to them, the bluster and bullshit has become too much. I think it's far more likely Kamala wins an electoral landslide than trump wins straight up. God damnit I hope I'm right.

15 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that's one thing I like about the Texas ballots - you get a printout at the end that you can review. one last firewall before it gets counted. it could still get fucked with from there, I know, but at least there is the appearance of layers of security

Is this something you have to ask for?

Or do you mean the last page on the electronic ballot where everyone you voted for is listed?

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Just now, David Dennison said:

Is this something you have to ask for?

No, you vote on the screen, it prints out, then you run it through a scanner. The printed copy is actually what's counted. 

In a sane country, Upton’s endorsement would equate to a landslide. Instead we get a likely Trump victory. I have no desire to hear why people decided to vote for him at this point but I am sure we are going to get about 200 NYT articles about it. 

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

No, you vote on the screen, it prints out, then you run it through a scanner. The printed copy is actually what's counted. 

I kind of sort of knew that, but I can't remember the last time I saw a hard copy of my completed ballot.

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

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2 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

 

I’d love to see the numbers from Westmoreland, Washington, or Lancaster counties before I get too excited about those numbers. I expect she’ll do fine on the eastern 1/3 of the state. I’m more concerned about the western half. 

13 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Subway sucks, always has. 

No. 2006 Chicken and Bacon ranch was top tier. It’s back, and better.

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I don't know who needs to hear this but Kamala is going to fuck shit up and we are going to win this fucking election! It won't be close.

LFG!!!!!!!!!!!

29 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

HG on the right:

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I was thinking more like 

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41 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

watery tomato juice with no spice.  the chips are fine, but the bagged sea salt HEB version is superior.

The burger (and the chicken buffalo ranch i guess) is/are the only constant that has withstood the test of time.  All other previously decent things about Chili's have fallen victim to the enshittification principle.  

They had better still serve the chicken crispers with honey mustard. 

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