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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.


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37 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Her condescending way of asking questions, always a sign of someone who thinks they are smarter than they are 

So, you think you're some kind of psychologist or anthropologist? 

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7 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Hadn’t seen this posted elsewhere but this is the Harris campaigns guide to when you can expect votes to roll in. 

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If this race still isn’t called by Thursday I’m going to have aneurysm and a lot of chili’s are going to run out of chips and tequila. 

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

We have one of these guys Sean Still, how is indicted for being a fake elector, running for state Senate here, and he's in a highly Republican area and likely to win.  Interesting though, we have young guy named Ashwin Ramaswami running against him and spending money advertising against him.  Ramaswami is all of 21 years old, but he's giving it a go.  I highly doubt national money is going to this, and I do at least find Ramaswami's claim to be a successful small business man to be at least humorous (again he's 21 years old). 

There is, however and interesting aspect to this, the area that is being contested, while highly Republican, does have a significant and growing Indian population.  I'm interested to see how that plays out.  

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8 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Hadn’t seen this posted elsewhere but this is the Harris campaigns guide to when you can expect votes to roll in. 

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I'm sorry.  This is bullshit.  These states need to be able to count their votes for fucking Thursday.  This happened last time.  It was Friday and Saturday and they were still dicking around.  Meanwhile, states like FL are essentially done that night.  I understand the reasons but there needs to be some uniformity.  Otherwise, you get the election conspiracy types.  "THEY'RE FINDING VOTES!!!"

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Posted
21 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Washington crossed the Delaware in the middle of winter at night for this nation and you can’t be bothered to cross the Potomac?  

ZQXSSFM Crossing The Swamp with ...

List of figures from left to right: Nikki Haley, James Mattis, Ben Carson, President Trump, Jeff Sessions, Mike Pence, Melania Trump, Mike Pompeo, Sarah Sanders, Ivanka Trump, John Bolton, Kellyanne Conway, John Kelly

And Donald Trump crossed the swamp with a bunch of rinos that have gone on to say he's a fascist and a threat to democracy. 

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Posted
24 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

How is this allowed, like at all?!?

38 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Anyone who votes for anyone other than Kamala Harris is an absolute idiot.

If you have the chance to vote against Mussolini, you do it.  You don't need to know the other candidate's platform.  You don't even need to know their name.  You just show up and vote for not-fascism.  Or you could vote for not-convicted-felon.  Or not-rapist.  Or not-racist.  Or not-isolationist-nationalist-xenophobe.

How can so many people not understand this?  If you're still undecided, or you're considering a third party, you're too stupid to be called a moron.  We need a new word.

Like that we are coming around and comparing Trump to the fascist that more aligns with his being a colossal grifter and failure and needing to get bailed out constantly…

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Posted
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

unfortunate last name

Well, on a positive note for the future he has the opportunity to redeem the name, and no one is going to remember who the fuck Vivek was in about a year beyond political junkies.  Hell, 90% of Americans couldn't tell you who Vivek is now.  

The kid has a shot a carving a political future if he wants, he may just need to pick a more favorable district.  This is clearly a young man with ambition, so I doubt he's a one and done kind of guy.  

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

Closest Chilis is in Alexandria, VA.  I love you guys, but I am not crossing the Potomac for you

While Armybrat did indeed think that, he never actually said it to General Washington.  You should reconsider.

DAMMIT! 30 seconds late!

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Yev Kassem said:

Kamala Harris’s journey to the presidency began in her childhood, growing up in a multicultural family that cherished community and togetherness. Every Friday, her family would gather at their local Chili’s, where the sizzling fajitas and endless chips and salsa sparked a love for both food and camaraderie. It was here, amid the laughter and warmth, that young Kamala developed her belief in inclusivity and the importance of community bonds.

As she grew older, Kamala discovered a fierce admiration for Aubrey Plaza. The actress’s wit, confidence, and unapologetic authenticity resonated deeply with her. Inspired by Aubrey’s unique approach to life, Kamala began to envision a future where everyone could love freely, leading her to champion LGBTQ+ rights passionately. 

The more Kamala learned about the challenges faced by marginalized communities, the more determined she became to fight for equality. She often joked with friends that her desire to protect gay marriage was fueled not just by her commitment to justice, but also by her aspiration to one day share a margarita at Chili’s with Aubrey Plaza, celebrating love in all its forms.

Fueled by her love for Chili’s and a heart full of ambition, Kamala decided to take her passion to the national stage. Her dream became clear: to unite the country, ensuring that everyone, regardless of their love story, could feel the same warmth she felt on those Friday nights. With every step of her political journey, she carried the spirit of Chili’s and the inspiration of her girl crush, ready to make history and create a more inclusive future for all.

I feel like some areas of this tale could benefit greatly from additional detail. Go back and put some more quarters in the AI machine. And don't be  shy about dropping in a video prompt.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

This exchange includes "I have the right to choose in Michigan, so why should I care about a national freedom to choose?" The selfishness of that argument is the opposite of Democrat ideology and just exudes Trumpism, and I bet she already voted for him a week ago.

It's as if MAGA lives with a different value system- I Got Mine, F U- and needs to be shown the practical long-term benefits to everyone, including themselves, of having a critical mass of of the population that adheres to treating others the way they want to be treated. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It's the biggest downfall with the rise of the internet/social media.

Throughout all of human history, stupid people would voice their stupid ideas in their community, get shunned, and (all but the most insane individuals) then reconsider/adjust their beliefs in an attempt to appease our innate desire to belong.

Now, stupid people have the ability to find communities full of other stupid people, thus eliminating the need to reconsider anything.  

The "information superhighway" unfortunately includes an HOV lane for people with IQs under 90.

I've been saying the same for years. All the village idiots are able to communicate with one another now. Downfall of our society. 

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Posted
9 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Am in allowed to go to Chili's on Tuesday afternoon instead of Wednesday? My night shifts start Wednesday.

Time to start working on that "cough" and throwing out mentions that you really aren't feeling great today, but you can power through whatever is ailing you.  Because you're a team player.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

Closest Chilis is in Alexandria, VA.  I love you guys, but I am not crossing the Potomac for you. 

I applaud you.  Shouldn't cross a river to go to Chili's.

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

 

The people who came out of this who are still voting Trump or 3rd party are IDIOTS.

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Posted
1 hour ago, The Ace of Aces said:

We are a failed society. 

Sailor is a moron. Haven't had a chance to watch past that

19 minutes ago, Pancho said:

While we’re waiting…

 

no footballin'

Posted
6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Trump campaign:

Low energy
Empty rallies
Rushing out memos and polls from junk pollsters to offset Selzer, or even fake polls (Ryan Fournier)
"Please vote or I'm in big trouble"
Relying on the lowest propensity voters (young men) to show up and save him
Already calling it rigged, Dems cheating, etc.
Already having campaign leaks shifting blame
Insiders in the GOP already blasting warning bells about women/senior women abandoning Trump
No ground game

Harris campaign:

Big (dick) energy
Packed rallies in swing states
No leaking, no backstabbing (yet)
Know they have the highest propensity voters banked already (older women, young women, college educated voters, black voters)
Pure confidence from the likes of Nancy Pelosi, David Plouffe, etc. 
No one sounding the warnings about lack of enthusiasm, ground game, etc. (no 2016 Debbie Dingell sounding the alarms)
Such a huge ground game, they've had to turn away people 
Could be responsible for record gains in Chili’s stock on Wednesday 

Fify.

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Posted

It’s so fucking funny that the guys who do nothing but ratfuck couldn’t come up with anything this year except “Tim Walz fucked a Chinese woman so well that 30 years later she still wants him” and on the day before the election have resorted to possibly their most bizarre internet-brained shit yet with this squirrel nonsense.

It’s obviously indicative of something deeply wrong with our society that these jokers were able to come so close, but at the same time they’re just going to get more and more like this and it ain’t gonna help them politically.

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Posted

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who saw the transparency of that Atlantic article.  It's like it was written by LaCivita.

Note that Cheung didn't really deny it- just deflected.

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Amazing.

 

 

Jennifer O'Malley is about to not only be 2 for 2 in Presidential races but having done it with two different candidates in unique races.

You are what your record says you are.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who saw the transparency of that Atlantic article.  It's like it was written by LaCivita.

 

Yeah, it was a pretty classic "start laying the blame for the loss now" type of article.  That's like, the last thing you want to do the weekend before the Election - it does not display confidence internally. 

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