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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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I once got Adolph Hitler and Winston Churchill mixed up. It happens.

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

I once got Adolph Hitler and Winston Churchill mixed up. It happens.

Jesus and satan.  It happens :shrug:

10 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

It's elder abuse at this point. It's over Joe.

The Putin clip is going crazy viral already.

is it? it was trending initially and now it's off the top page, on my feed at least. 

10 minutes…Joe, please step aside. They will detonate you like the Death Star if you don’t. 

 

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16 minutes ago, mdmost said:

That doesn't make it better. Again, every stumble is going to be magnified even more. 

I’ve been taking care of elderly patients for close to 30 years. Plus have seen family members age. When you get to the point Biden is at, pretty much every new day is the best you are ever going to see from them. 
 

This is a shitshow of immeasurable dimensions 

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

is it? it was trending initially and now it's off the top page, on my feed at least. 

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

I taught public speaking at the college level for 10 years, have a Comm degree from Moody (well Jesse H Jones), and was on and coached for the UT Speech Team where we were national champs and are the reigning national champs.

I say the above to say you just pulled those percentages out of your ass.

The hell I did. With all your fancy qualifications it’s disappointing that you are not familiar with the definitive authority on the topic. 
 

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1 minute ago, Goredho said:

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searching for something is not the same as going viral. lol

This feels like when Beard got fired.  Allegations started coming out.  I said "wow, I don't know if he makes it through the week . . ." 

 

Then 15 minutes later he was fired.

". . . I mean hour."

Just now, Pancho said:

We’re all about to be KHive coconuts.

Embrace it bitches

Is this the official term? Will the Beyhive be ok with this? 

3 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

This feels like when Beard got fired.  Allegations started coming out.  I said "wow, I don't know if he makes it through the week . . ." 

 

Then 15 minutes later he was fired.

". . . I mean hour."

Like a glacier calving.  Movement so slight it is imperceptible, and then all at once.

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

We’re all about to be KHive coconuts.

Embrace it bitches

I’ve been ready for 4 years 

8 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

what do you think you're going to prove here.

Two semantic assholes log on to a chat forum…. 

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Two semantic assholes log on to a chat forum…. 

on to a chat forum

on to a chat forum

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So, the press conference was supposed to start at 5:30 CST and it's already 10 minutes late?

19 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Here's the clip 

 

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1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

So, the press conference was supposed to start at 5:30 CST and it's already 10 minutes late?

Not a good sign. I mean this whole deal has a bad vibe to it regardless. 😢

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4 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

We are fucked, aren’t we?

No. We are going to get Harris and people will vote for her and we will fucking beat these fascists. 

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

I could do it as a gay, but I like getting laid and not by those gay MAGAs. 

You’ve got to be a top if you call it getting laid 😉

I mean, if Joe's going to crumble, let's just get it over with and move on, hopefully with some Democratic unity.  The ongoing debate will kill any shot at pulling out a miracle, so hopefully he's either 2020 Joe for the next few weeks or shows definitively that there's no shot he can serve - i.e., hopefully no middle ground. 

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

No. We are going to get Harris and people will vote for her and we will fucking beat these fascists. 

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Biden at LBJ on Monday.  "It's great to be here at the University of Austin, Massachusetts." 

(checks notes)

"Boston, that's what I said."  

Can you imagine Zelensky's thought process the last couple of weeks? Someone with real skin in the game?

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Only in America can one old man misspeak and say "Putin" instead of "Zelensky" and the other old man actively supports Putin, and that is seen as the lesser transgression.

We are so fucked by ourselves.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Only in America can one old man misspeak and say "Putin" instead of "Zelensky" and the other old man actively supports Putin, and that is seen as the lesser transgression.

We are so fucked by ourselves.

Yes we are. Now just let go. Joe's done. 

 

 

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Feel like the fact that we are all waiting with bated breath to see if the president can handle a press conference kinda answers the electability question in itself…

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Republicans:  My candidate could shoot someone on 5th avenue and I'd still vote for them!

Democrats:  My candidate is brain dead and sprawled out on 5th avenue, and I'm still going to vote for them!

50% of Americans who identify as neither:

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Feels like waiting around to watch Charlie Strong after a huge loss. 

While we are debating tongue slips, Trump’s team is telling NATO we will reduce intel sharing.

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/07/10/trump-considering-cutting-intel-sharing-europe-00167503 

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Donald Trump is considering a reduction in intelligence sharing with members of NATO, which depends on the U.S. for the type of information that has helped Ukraine fend off Russia, according to foreign officials informed of the plans.

Trump advisers have told allied countries the reduced intel sharing would be part of a broader plan to scale back U.S. support and cooperation with the 32-nation alliance, according to three European officials and a senior NATO official, who were granted anonymity to discuss internal discussions.


We are truly on the cusp of electing to destroy ourselves and what we’ve built. 

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Feel like the fact that we are all waiting with bated breath to see if the president can handle a press conference kinda answers the electability question in itself…

Thats the sad f'n truth.

7 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Yes we are. Now just let go. Joe's done. 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Vance is so far away from the "straight out of central casting" thing Trump likes so much. He looks like a troll. 

He was an apprentice of Peter Thiel.

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