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Posted
1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Quinn’s draft stock would have benefited from a reverse NIL. 

I'd have signed him to a 4 year deal to fuck off. 

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22 minutes ago, immamac said:

Lmao I don't even know what I'd do with all that money. 

I'd fund and produce @Nicole44's true crime podcast, and somehow, we'd always be around when they discover the bodies that she's later podcasting about.

And/or I'd have a mega yacht and pay Nicole to stay behind in each port and cover up everything my merry band of people did as we traveled around the world.  

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Posted
1 hour ago, F250 said:

I'd spend whatever money it takes to get Randolph Duke elected mayor of College Station and let loose the dogs of war.

RIP

Posted
2 minutes ago, Covri said:

Does he not know how to wear a hat? Is that a child’s size? Why is it so far above his ears?

He’s never played baseball, or any sports that might have used a hat of some kind.  Plus it probably messes with the rumored plugins.  

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Posted
2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I did not realize Quinn Emmanuel had opened offices in Texas.

They are becoming something of the antiChrist of law firms.

Well, I suppose I should take that back.  I have had or been adjacent to some pretty unpleasant experiences with specific QE attorneys, and one that was not. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edith_Ramirez

But QE is representing Abrego Garcia, so.

Posted
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He’s never played baseball, or any sports that might have used a hat of some kind.  Plus it probably messes with the rumored plugins.  

I suspect he also has crunchy hair due to product and yeah, he doesn't want that to get messed up. He's very vain about stuff like that but in the wrong ways.

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11 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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Paragraph 1 - People seem shocked that a man that has 217 kids would tell nothing but dad jokes. His main failing is that he thinks they are epic and all should be laughed at, when most of us know they are corny and you should roll your eyes.

Paragraph 2 - "regularly and randomly

Jon Hamm Yes GIF

9 AM - Elon, drink this

10 AM - Elon, I think you might need to use the restroom, let's find a bathroom

10:15 AM - hey look who just showed up - the random drug tester!

 

Paragraph 3 - when Trump officials think you're the hardest person to deal with, that IS saying something.

 

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2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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1 worked 1x1 with an Asperger's variety autistic engineer for several years, and this reads exactly like something I would have said about him. 

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Posted
9 hours ago, HenryJames said:

lol at SpaceX drug testing Musk. Fuck out of here with that bullshit.

Designated pisser. Very common. We had some for certain FB players back kn the late 80s early 90s. Allegedly. 

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Posted
6 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

What bottles my mind is that in doing what he’s done, Elon is literally what he accused George Soros of doing. 

Yeah, but he’s not a… well, you know.

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Posted
41 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Yeah, but he’s not a… well, you know.

Tfw elons satellites literally shoot lasers in space (it's the high speed mesh for Starlink)

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Posted
41 minutes ago, NoName said:

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During serious conversations I picture Elon saying a terrible joke and making this stupid Dr. Evil face while waiting for people to howl with laughter. But all you can hear is crickets and Marco Rubio slurping from his tiny water bottle.

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34 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

 

The line after that last paragraph isn't showing in the Bluesky post for me, but the absurdity really needs to be highlighted.

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On 4/11/2025 at 8:36 AM, Covri said:

Does he not know how to wear a hat? Is that a child’s size? Why is it so far above his ears?

Look at this shit

 

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