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6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So how long until we announce “military exercises” along the northern border and pinky swear that Canada has nothing to worry about?

Don't worry Canada.  We're just storing these M1A2 Abrams tanks in northern Montana, North Dakota and Minnesota while we clean out the garages in Texas, New Mexico and Kansas.  

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2 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

For the record, though, I seriously doubt Trump invades Canada. 

That's my lean as well.  "It is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

Or, in the native Texan  "He's all hat and no cattle."

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Thank you Mr. President for protecting us from, checks notes, female hikers from Germany who have peacefully visited the US multiple times in the past.

If we're going to be militant (and wrong even!) about visa fraud can we do Musk next?

 

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r/ucla - Caking GO BRU Women shou NOT Vote

 

This is the same theocratic fascist on Jubilee who thinks there's nothing wrong with religious fundamentalism and you can't be a moral individual without God. 

Trump's America. These people need to be ground into dirt.

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42 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I did not have “borders are artificial constructs” on my MAGA bingo. Some real monkeys paw shit there. 

Ha, you still think we are doing elected representatives? 

I feel like they'd "Philippines" Canada. We're bringing back the insulars!

 

 

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1 hour ago, pacman said:

switching sides and supporting the invading country over our democratic ally

Pretty sure that one was out in the open

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The motherfucker has to be planning something big with Canada. And even if he isn’t but wants to bully them, how the fuck does that strengthen our alliances? Any MAGAts want to explain that one to me?

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3 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

The motherfucker has to be planning something big with Canada. And even if he isn’t but wants to bully them, how the fuck does that strengthen our alliances? Any MAGAts want to explain that one to me?

Oh, don't you worry.  The talking points are being disseminated as we speak, and the nightly Fox, OAN and Newsmax lineup of talking heads will be sure to reiterate these thoroughly.  There will be members of congress explaining, on air, that Canada is a threat to the United States, and they need to be dealt with.  Followed up with countless posts on Facebook explaining how, yes, Canada is not worthy of existence, and yes, we need military action ASAP.

 

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

Legit laugh out loud at this fucking goofy toddler. 

 

 

but computers can't handle counting votes 

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9 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

Legit laugh out loud at this fucking goofy toddler. 

 

Everythng's computer ... you know, just like every other fucking car on the planet these days. 

I'm guessing the Dotard's never driven anything but a golf cart.

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6 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

It's infuriating, but the thing to keep in mind is that these polls are essentially lagging indicators, because the majority of those polled don't pay much (if any) attention and have no idea what's going on yet.  There's no constituency outside of Trump's really rabid base of support for a trade war (or an actual shooting war) with Canada. That might change as he escalates shit and really ramps up the propaganda to support an invasion, but I doubt it. 

He really should have started with Mexico. The American people would've been a lot more likely to tolerate this shit with them. 

He knows he can't start that shit with Mexico. Mexico can stomach hitting the US in ways Canada isn't likely to do. As much shit as trump has talked with regards to Mexico over the last decade, ask yourself what has he ever actually followed through with them? He knows they'll call his bluff and he wants none of it. 

Hopefully Canada surprises him and tells him to fuck off. Right now anti trump is the one thing that can rally Canadian patriotism to war time levels of personal sacrifice to harm an enemy. 

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the dumb ass has no idea how to drive a car lolol

Trump: I’m not allowed to drive because I haven’t driven a car in a long time. I love to drive cars. But I’m going to have it at The White House and I’m going to let my staff use it. I’m not allowed to use it

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4 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

El no habla, actually.  For our hispanic longhorns: He's one of *those.*

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36 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

The motherfucker has to be planning something big with Canada. And even if he isn’t but wants to bully them, how the fuck does that strengthen our alliances? Any MAGAts want to explain that one to me?

Nothing we have done these last six weeks strengthens us. In fact just the opposite. Everything we have done, however, is fucking great for Russia. Like beyond their wildest dreams.

If only someone could put these two things together and make it make sense.

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11 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Now if he can convince dotard to join him on that maiden flight...

Just the two of them and it’s still an unmanned mission. 

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Whoever has been running the Dems social media lately has been killing it. Give them a raise. This was posted today  in response to turnip and Elmo’s photo shoot 

 

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11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

That's great. In a few months when we're in a full blown depression and in a war with Canada and planes are falling out of the sky, at least I can look forward to some photoshops from the resistance. 

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FOTUS was at a business meeting, answering questions. Someone asks what the plan is to make life more affordable, and the audio and visual crew abruptly pack it in, and leaves. Start at the 5:00 mark.

Such a fucking coward.

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On 2/26/2025 at 4:50 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

The thing is that the GOP and thus America has the soul of a car dealer. Rent-seeking, grasping, anti-competitive, dependent on stacked decks, and convinced that they were born on third because of their innate talent and competence. 
 

The car dealer is the American feudal lord or nobility.  The car dealer is given a territory which he possesses and which is inheritable, a larger lord may buy his right or marry into it but the peasantry can’t purchase an RMA.  The great houses only get bigger, the minor nobles only shrink, the bloodline only becomes more incestuous. It is inherently rent-seeking and is extractive, neither the manufacturer or client receives a benefit and the car dealer’s position is ultimately secured by the government. And yet the car dealer believes their little fiefdom and the rents they pay extract are the essence of the free market. 
 

Imagine an entire economy and government with the mentality of the grubbiest Hyundai dealer in a mid-major metropolitan area.  That’s what we have. 

Fuck, I didn’t intend to be quite this dead on. 

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How many electoral votes does a state with +40 million people get?

edit: this point was already made, I’ll fuxx off

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Feature, not a bug.

 

 

Yes.  It is a goal to isolate the American people from friends, colleagues, family, and anyone else who they know outside of America.  Page from the Putin playbook. They want you to believe the outside world is hostile and unfriendly and so they will make it so.  That’s what’s behind the deportation of people like the German thru hiker. 

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1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

 

Trump's gonna send in his secret weapon ...Alina Habba.  AKA Habba Stank.  She will absolutely school them on garage (and general parking) law.  Maybe even a little bird law if she's felling feisty.

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The Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1919 is a real thing, and the administration just today gutted a chunk of it that holds companies responsible for "accidental" kills, like those that may occur from oil spills.

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8 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

The Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1919 is a real thing, and the administration just today gutted a chunk of it that holds companies responsible for "accidental" kills, like those that may occur from oil spills.

You don't have to tell me...

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7 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Hard-hitting journelinst of the day award goes to...

Peter Doocy?

Peter Doocy would suck Trump cock for an entire weekend if he could get away with it. 

On 2/26/2025 at 3:50 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

The thing is that the GOP and thus America has the soul of a car dealer. Rent-seeking, grasping, anti-competitive, dependent on stacked decks, and convinced that they were born on third because of their innate talent and competence. 
 

The car dealer is the American feudal lord or nobility.  The car dealer is given a territory which he possesses and which is inheritable, a larger lord may buy his right or marry into it but the peasantry can’t purchase an RMA.  The great houses only get bigger, the minor nobles only shrink, the bloodline only becomes more incestuous. It is inherently rent-seeking and is extractive, neither the manufacturer or client receives a benefit and the car dealer’s position is ultimately secured by the government. And yet the car dealer believes their little fiefdom and the rents they pay extract are the essence of the free market. 
 

Imagine an entire economy and government with the mentality of the grubbiest Hyundai dealer in a mid-major metropolitan area.  That’s what we have. 

The goddamn president of the United States of America, ladies and gentlemen.....ask him about the floor mats and true coat.

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9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He went with who he assumed would be the bigger pushover. Plus, he wants to add white English speaking people to the US, not brown people that he can’t understand. 

Les Québécois ne seront pas amusés.

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9 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I can certainly believe that Trump has images in his head that make attacking Canada seem like a glorious plan of action

Krasnov's idea of a glorious war plan.

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34 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

The Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1919 is a real thing, and the administration just today gutted a chunk of it that holds companies responsible for "accidental" kills, like those that may occur from oil spills.

 

son of a fucking bitch, trump was a deep sleeper cell windmill agent !!!!!!!!!

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18 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Peter Doocy would suck Trump cock for an entire weekend if he could get away with it. 

The goddamn president of the United States of America, ladies and gentlemen.....ask him about the floor mats and true coat.

image of Trump holding list of Tesla vehicles

 

I'm in the market for a new car and wasn't even considering a Tesla, but now?

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26 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

The only language fascists understand is violence. It might be time for a national conversation.

its been time. I mean, the mechanics are going there and I don't see anything stopping it. I want to be wrong. Someone paint me a picture where logic and unity overcome stupidity and division? 

Aliens? its gotta be aliens. 

Asteroid?!

An Asteroid with aliens on it? 

Anyway, enjoy your gaslighting. Can't believe you would even think of violence. 

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4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

the dumb ass has no idea how to drive a car lolol

Trump: I’m not allowed to drive because I haven’t driven a car in a long time. I love to drive cars. But I’m going to have it at The White House and I’m going to let my staff use it. I’m not allowed to use it

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I miss you, Uncle Joe.

4 hours ago, wood said:

Everythng's computer ... you know, just like every other fucking car on the planet these days. 

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1 hour ago, wood said:

Apparently, this is real. I know satire is already dead. Now it's deader.

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2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

FOTUS was at a business meeting, answering questions. Someone asks what the plan is to make life more affordable, and the audio and visual crew abruptly pack it in, and leaves. Start at the 5:00 mark.

Such a fucking coward.

One camera man packs his shit and leaves.  Where's the fucking chaos?  Was it a BOMBSHELL?

Fuck those clickbait mother fuckers.

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On 3/9/2025 at 4:51 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

“Would a real fascist do X policy” is a fools errand because fascism, its implementers, and its philosophical forefathers were explicitly anti-rationalist and uninvolved with political science as we know it.  This is especially true of the economy, which Hitler was notoriously uninterested in.  Franco did an about-face between planned autarky and market reforms and saw no conflict with the fascist state. 
 

Fascism is an anti-rational mood or vibe that places collective “national greatness” and the interests of a nation (inseparable from the state as controlled by a leader) above all else while completely subordinating the individual and attacking or eliminating those defined as outside the “nation”. The economy is an instrument to achieve those aims and there are no prescriptive economic policies or even political principles.  Even racism isn’t required, an out-group can be selected along other grounds. A genuine theocrat or free-market zealot might be brutally authoritarian but would not be “fascist” because elevating a faith or the market above the “nation” and its leader is antithetical to fascism which identifies “national greatness” as the highest metaphysical, spiritual, and temporal value. 
 

In the past I’ve been cautious about using fascism to describe anything in the United States, preferring “authoritarian” even for DJT.  But I believe that MAGA has coalesced into a fascist movement.  MAGA’s instrumental and incoherent stance towards market economics and Christianity (where the latter two may be useful, but MUST be subordinate to MAGA) rhymes with historical fascism.  The rhetoric about Americans being ready to suffer economic hardship to restore America is very fascist.  And on the economic front,  the emerging partnership between tech and MAGA and especially Musk is resonant of fascism’s relationship to industry. 

I have strayed from calling them Nazis because this movement comprised of the dumbest people imaginable resembled fascism more to me a few years back more than anything else. The fealty to Hirohito has a stark resemblance to how MAGA acts toward Dotard as well. The difference with our fascism and the one most referenced of Italy in the 20’s-early 40’s is we have a gigantic capacity for industry as to where Italy’s industrial output was meager straight through. That doesn’t even get into all the other host of issues Mussolini had with the king, church etc.
 

It’s all just so ridiculous that historians and authors decades from now will no doubt just devote entire books to the stupidity of it all. 

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Posted
48 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Or at least some '60s level protests.

Oh yeah, Gen Z will definitely do that or at least post about it on TikTok.

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36 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

One camera man packs his shit and leaves.  Where's the fucking chaos?  Was it a BOMBSHELL?

Fuck those clickbait mother fuckers.

You think their shift was over?

 

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1 hour ago, staboner said:

its been time. I mean, the mechanics are going there and I don't see anything stopping it. I want to be wrong. Someone paint me a picture where logic and unity overcome stupidity and division? 

Aliens? its gotta be aliens. 

Asteroid?!

An Asteroid with aliens on it? 

Anyway, enjoy your gaslighting. Can't believe you would even think of violence. 

Ever seen/read Watchmen?



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