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1 hour ago, Chopper said:

You've also gone on record as saying you're good at spotting mitochondrial disorders in children with a quick glance of the eye, yes?

Shit. I don’t go on the record for anything. 

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2 hours ago, safe sex said:

I mean, not dead from like entropy but that fucker could have a stoke at any moment.

We all could. It’s never the person you want. 

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hitler; pol pot; stalin; mao zedong; idi amin; mussolini; saddam hussein; kim il-sung; donald trump. thank god one of these guys was old as shit and slovenly out of shape when he took power. patiently waiting.

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So, for all the attention Biden attracted for being senile/demented from #bothsides, I don't recall him ever being pointed out as unavailable or unseen for days.

 

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MAGA:
Donald J Trump,  American President. A man barely alive. We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better. Stronger. Faster. 

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7 hours ago, Da Fino said:

I deal in death for my job. I’ve gotten pretty decent in spotting it. He’s nowhere close to it. 

Yeah, yeah. I get it. Fuck off, Da Fino.

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6 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

i hope he's dead but they can just go ahead and keep us in the dark about it until after the end of this college football weekend.  i don't need something awesome fucking up the first proper college football weekend of the year.

This. I've been waiting a long time for this weekend and I don't need all the games canceled because of some "This is a time for reflection, not for sports" bullshit. They need to postpone the announcement until at least the end of the LSU-Clemson game tonight. 

Although I wouldn't mind if reports start leaking in say the early 3rd quarter. That could lead to some fun times refreshing this thread while watching the end of the game.

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Ideally, rumors of his death will start circulating during the game today as we lay a humiliating beating on Ohio St with JD Vance in attendance. They'll keep showing JD in his booth as he seemingly panics, maybe about the game, maybe about Dotard dying like a dog. The play by play guy keeps trying to address the rumors of fatso's death but it keeps getting interrupted by another Longhorn touchdown, Castellanos style. "Whether or not the rumors are true, even in these divisive times...oh, and here's Arch again, stiff arm!! Touchdown Texas!!" "At a time like this, it's important to put sports into perspective...oh, ball is tipped!! Up for grabs!! Anthony Hill has got it and is going to take it the other way for 6!!" Color commentator Dusty Dvorcek: "Brad, this is without a doubt the most lopsided beating I've ever witnessed! anyway, our thoughts and prayers to the president, of course."

 

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13 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Ideally, rumors of his death will start circulating during the game today as we lay a humiliating beating on Ohio St with JD Vance in attendance. They'll keep showing JD in his booth as he seemingly panics, maybe about the game, maybe about Dotard dying like a dog. The play by play guy keeps trying to address the rumors of fatso's death but it keeps getting interrupted by another Longhorn touchdown, Castellanos style. "Whether or not the rumors are true, even in these divisive times...oh, and here's Arch again, stiff arm!! Touchdown Texas!!" "At a time like this, it's important to put sports into perspective...oh, ball is tipped!! Up for grabs!! Anthony Hill has got it and is going to take it the other way for 6!!" Color commentator Dusty Dvorcek: "Brad, this is without a doubt the most lopsided beating I've ever witnessed! anyway, our thoughts and prayers to the president, of course."

 

Quite the fever dream. 
 

I like the cut of your jib. 

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9 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I have it on good authority…..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Bojack said:

Ideally, rumors of his death will start circulating during the game today as we lay a humiliating beating on Ohio St with JD Vance in attendance. They'll keep showing JD in his booth as he seemingly panics, maybe about the game, maybe about Dotard dying like a dog. The play by play guy keeps trying to address the rumors of fatso's death but it keeps getting interrupted by another Longhorn touchdown, Castellanos style. "Whether or not the rumors are true, even in these divisive times...oh, and here's Arch again, stiff arm!! Touchdown Texas!!" "At a time like this, it's important to put sports into perspective...oh, ball is tipped!! Up for grabs!! Anthony Hill has got it and is going to take it the other way for 6!!" Color commentator Dusty Dvorcek: "Brad, this is without a doubt the most lopsided beating I've ever witnessed! anyway, our thoughts and prayers to the president, of course."

 

Do we know if Vance will be at the game today? Does he bring the same curse as the Cancun Cooler? We can only hope so. 

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7 minutes ago, scottsins said:

@Brisketexan

I presume you have knowledge of the location, etc. of YGIFS’ remains?

If so, PM me. If Dotard croaks, I would like to do a rail of coke or two off of his headstone. He would want it that way.

*. If he was cremated, I think the most apropos honor would be to just snort a couple of lines of his ashes (assuming family approves).

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43 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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You know how ESPN has the eulogy highlight package pre-recorded and ready to go for dozens of aging athletes? I mean, Fox News HAS to have the same for Donnie, right? I'm guessing Hannity with the voiceover.

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1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

He just got finished with a four day fuck session with Laura Loomer and is about to go shoot a reported 59. 

No one is gonna save us. 

 

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26 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The motherfucker is golfing today? Well it was fun while it lasted.

The real fun for him was in the car with this granddaughter....

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41 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

The face of masculinity, virility and health.

 

 

Body Double. These aren't in short supply in South Florida

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Atrial fibrillation, otherwise known as AF or Afib, is an irregular and often very fast heart rate. This may cause symptoms like heart palpitations, fatigue, and shortness of breath. Treating atrial fibrillation is important because it may cause a stroke or heart failure and negatively impact your quality of life. People with AF are five to seven times more likely to form blood clots. Unfortunately, AF may be treated with medication, cardioversion (a special type of electric shock), catheter ablation procedure or surgical ablation procedure.

 

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